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OfflineDoctorJ
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I have a magic wand and a gun
    #5695473 - 05/31/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

mostly, I prefer to use the wand. Its better for everyone that way.

I'd much rather use the wand and let the gun stay in its drawer.

But these days, people want me to put down the wand and use the gun instead.

Why do they choose to be such fools?

We all have a magic wand and a gun.

Try not to use the gun! It normally does more harm than good.

Instead, use your magic wand. thats better for you and the people around you.

But when your back is against the wall, don't be afraid to use your gun in self defense, whether reactionary or pre-emptive.


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5695508 - 05/31/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rolleyes: And "magic wand" is a codeword for?...


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5695592 - 05/31/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

this thread scares me  :ashamed:


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: eligal]
    #5695600 - 05/31/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you scare yourself


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5695627 - 05/31/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Whip out that magick stick and have some fun!


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: Octavius]
    #5695632 - 05/31/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5695643 - 05/31/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It's like a jungle sometime, you gotta hustle sometime, you gotta use your mind, mouth and your muscle sometime.


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5695683 - 05/31/06 04:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

always carry your gun.

by the time "your back is against the wall" it's too late to get the thing out of the drawer.


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: debianlinux]
    #5695724 - 05/31/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

here is my prayer for today:

"Dear God:

Smite the wicked and reward the faithful.

May your justice be even-handed and true.

Let those who have made others suffer, suffer themselves

Let those who have committed good deeds find their reward."

I have faith this will happen

the only ones who are afraid of Justice are those who have themselves been unjust.

I have nothing to fear from justice.

If someone else does, sucks to be them!


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5696458 - 05/31/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm sufficiently scerd


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #5696638 - 05/31/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
It's like a jungle sometime, you gotta hustle sometime, you gotta use your mind, mouth and your muscle sometime.




From North to South(TX), thats the way it is.


:sun:


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: KaptKid]
    #5706657 - 06/03/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

damn right son


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5706674 - 06/03/06 03:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Guns hurt/kill people. Magic wands make rabbits come out of hats. You figure it out.

Someone breaks into your house:
"TAKE THIS!"
*Rabbit comes out of a hat/TV*
Theif shoots you, you're dead.

Someone breaks into your house and you have a gun:
"How you like me now?"
*You shoot the dude in the head*
End of story.


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: Gumby]
    #5706747 - 06/03/06 06:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I love the fact gun rules are strict as fuck here :smile: none of this thief breaking in and shooting you bullshit.

theres a correllation between gun ownership and crime. countries that allow gun ownership have a much higher crime rate.

protection my ass.


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: Cepheus]
    #5706755 - 06/03/06 06:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

criminals will always have guns, ass


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: goobler]
    #5706762 - 06/03/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Because guns are readily available.

a gun is a useless object. Nothing good can come of it, the sole purpose of a gun is to kill - what good comes from death?


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Re: I have a magic wand and a gun [Re: Cepheus]
    #5706763 - 06/03/06 06:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

aManEater said:
Because guns are readily available.

a gun is a useless object. Nothing good can come of it, the sole purpose of a gun is to kill -




coversation over...

go box yourself in somewhere else


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