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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5688358 - 05/29/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good day at work huh?
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Kerbouchard
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Did you see me posting drunk from work earlier? The_Red_crayon called me on my cell and told me my floetry was fucked up, cause I kept writing poems about sex at work, he was just fishing how fucked up I was. SURPRISE. I waited to get fucked till I got home  Yeah, good day at work. FOR SURE. Hot as hell man. Fucking smoking, I might burst if I think about it now, so I better get rollin a J, and get toking  Thing is, I should have already been on vacation in Florida, but I stuck it out for my boss, so I knows this shortie.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Kerbouchard]
#5688375 - 05/29/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nah dude I missed that, I'll have to look back through your posts from earlier today in a bit. Enjoy the greenage. I'm going to go sit up in my room and toke one after it completely chills off up there. Running very low... got enough to smoke one tonight and maybe enough for tomorrow night.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Gillette
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I love the heat, like its real hot out, but I just use it as an excuse to sit in front of the fan and do nothing. We have never had AC, I'm just used to it I guess.
Yesterday I went to this amusement park, it was pretty empty, probably because we were under a heat warning....I was about to get on a ride, when I felt real faint, so I told my friend I had to get of the ride and go sit down, well me knees buckled as I walked away and they called the park paramedics....kinda embarassing....but as soon as I could see again (I'd blacked out completely, but never fell) I started hitting on the paramedics my friends are laughing hystarically now, but I got 3 numbers outta the deal.
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MrSinister
Uncle T


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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690228 - 05/30/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey that works.. Use your almost passing out from sun stroke to get yea few numbers. I got to try that maybe.. Ummmmm..
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690234 - 05/30/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wuss.
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Gillette
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Redstorm]
#5690245 - 05/30/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Redstorm said: Wuss.
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Redstorm
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690247 - 05/30/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need to go somewhere and have an emergency so I can get a few #'s. I bet it works a bit better when you're stunning, though.
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goobler
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Redstorm]
#5690249 - 05/30/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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this is so true
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MrSinister
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Redstorm]
#5690257 - 05/30/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Redstorm said: I need to go somewhere and have an emergency so I can get a few #'s. I bet it works a bit better when you're stunning, though.
Thats what i said.. That's a great idea in it's self... The bad thing is usualy the Paramedics i see are 40 year old bald men.. Not exactly the cute women I'd hope for..
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Redstorm
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: MrSinister]
#5690261 - 05/30/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey, I'm gotten to the point where I have decided to no longer be picky.
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MrSinister
Uncle T


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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Redstorm]
#5690275 - 05/30/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: Hey, I'm gotten to the point where I have decided to no longer be picky.
Haven't reached that point yet.. Pretty damn close, but not just yet.
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Redstorm
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: MrSinister]
#5690281 - 05/30/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I was just kidding. Luckily I haven't either.
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Gillette
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: MrSinister]
#5690284 - 05/30/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Its not being picky, its having standards theres nothing wrong with that.
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Redstorm
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690288 - 05/30/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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40 year old bald paramedics are still far below my standards. I can only hope it stays that way.
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MrSinister
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Redstorm]
#5690309 - 05/30/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well i am almost to the point where looks don't matter anymore.. 2 out of the last four girlfriends have been( totally unbeknown to me, in till it was to late) crack addicts. And trust me nether looked bad at all.. But i take comfort in knowing girl two knew girl one, and was sent to fuck with me on a revenge thing, because i told girl one i didn't ever want to see her again.. . My luck just sucks right..
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Gillette
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: MrSinister]
#5690333 - 05/30/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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hmmmm yeah, I think your dating the wrong kind of girls right there......
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MrSinister
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690378 - 05/30/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Gillette said: hmmmm yeah, I think your dating the wrong kind of girls right there......
Yea think? Like i said i didn't know these things before hand, or i surely would have never chosen to spend a year with one of them. She was just really good at hiding it from me, till it was too late. Her friend seemed like the nicest, sweetest person i had ever meet.
But i am going to do your idea.. Go to the ER to find my next date.. Hey they are nurses so they got to have some money of their own..
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Gillette
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: MrSinister]
#5690400 - 05/30/06 11:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Actually I have a smokin hot girl friend that is a paramedic so there is hope.
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Redstorm
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Re: Fucking hot as fucking fuck [Re: Gillette]
#5690464 - 05/30/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I need to find myself a girl that doesn't suck. Life would be much more interesting then.
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