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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Stuff I have noticed about the internet
    #5685786 - 05/29/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

1. Not once have I seen a guy on the internet admit to having a small penis. But, I have seen a million claims of above average to downright monstrous penises on the internet.

2. Guys who are over-sexed on the internet are seen as normal. When a woman shows up who is over-sexed, the guys are all intrigued at first but they will quickly label her a "ho" or an attention whore.

3. People's egos inflate. Hardly ever will you see conciliatory admissions. But, you will see posturing and militant defensiveness.

4. Every guy magically turns into a "player" on the internet. There are copious stories from guys of women throwing themselves at these said guys. But, if they are such players why are they spending hours in front of a computer screen?

5. People twist failures into successes. When people talk about dropping out of high school/college they say that it was "too easy" and that it was a "waste of my time". When they get fired from a job they say, "I was the best worker there", "the boss had it in for me", "they got rid of me because I made them all look bad", etc..


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685789 - 05/29/06 08:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's EGO. The thing is that people believe that bullshit. EGO is a powerful being.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685802 - 05/29/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

teh intranets are magikal man


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685808 - 05/29/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The same goes for people in real life, not just on the internet. People are just egotistical assholes in general...


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: goobler]
    #5685819 - 05/29/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
teh intranets are magikal man




You're exactly right. The internet is magical. What else could turn this:



Into this:



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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685823 - 05/29/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ill admit i got a tiny dick


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Dobie]
    #5685828 - 05/29/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You should be in the Guinness book of World Records for that statement.


"The first male to admit to small genitalia on the internet"


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685831 - 05/29/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685834 - 05/29/06 08:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hell yeah i rock out with my little cock out


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685837 - 05/29/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)



I thought we agreed to refrain from posting pics of me on internet??? 

What you don't see there is my massive dong....tripod....yeah. :smirk:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685840 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

My dick is huge....

compared to when I was a kid, and that's all I care to compare it to. Who the hell compares their dick to other dicks?


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685841 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hmm there's some truth to your post. But it doesn't apply to me  :tongue:
I'm not a player, I dig 'slutty' chicks, I do have a 20" cock though, girth that is  :grin:

On the other hand I read a research paper which claimed that people on the phone are more honost than people irl, people via email are more honest than on the phone, people via IM are more honest than via email. At least in general. Could be bogus research though.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5685842 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i bet you get all the ladies


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5685848 - 05/29/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
I thought we agreed to refrain from posting pics of me on internet??? 




???  But, I did post a pic of you.  Maybe you missed it?  Here it is again:



:smirk:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685857 - 05/29/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That was right after 'nam.  I let myself go.  Post traumatic stress disorder, you know what I mean.... :cool:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685859 - 05/29/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
ill admit i got a tiny dick




I bet you got some big balls coming clean with that.


I quit school to give everyone else a chance. I's to smert at the skewl.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Cowgold]
    #5685869 - 05/29/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

6. People who are unattractive and who are trying to impress members of the opposite sex will only post very grainy and blurry pictures of themselves.

7. When people post pictures of themselves for a member of the opposite sex they will engage in faux-modesty and make many excuses about the pictures. "Oh, I look TERRIBLE in this picture." "I have pictures that look WAY better than this." etc..


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685873 - 05/29/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

go to youtube and find myspace the movie its funny stuff


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685874 - 05/29/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, you spend WAY too much time online.


:wink:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5685879 - 05/29/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Wow, you spend WAY too much time online.


:wink:




Fuck yeah I do.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Dobie]
    #5685881 - 05/29/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
go to youtube and find myspace the movie its funny stuff




Cool. I think I am going to post a new Myspace blog about these internet revelations that I have had.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Dobie]
    #5685931 - 05/29/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
ill admit i got a tiny dick




only 4 inches
































across the head


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685960 - 05/29/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Something I've noticed about the internet:



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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5686008 - 05/29/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i tell it like it is


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5686018 - 05/29/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: Too true. And also; every guy on the internet is a martial arts expert.  :tongue:



P.S. I have an average dick.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5686036 - 05/29/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I think Randall just wants to compare his penis size to everyone elses.

I wont post pics, but Im JUST BARELY 6 inches YEA!!!


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5686039 - 05/29/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5686837 - 05/29/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

1. Not once have I seen a guy on the internet admit to having a small penis. But, I have seen a million claims of above average to downright monstrous penises on the internet.




Is this a common thread of conversation for you?

I admit to not knowing the penis size of some of my closest internet acquaintances.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Ythan]
    #5686855 - 05/29/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The internet is the perfect place to talk about penis size!


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5686865 - 05/29/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What you mean day care isn't?


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Ythan]
    #5686869 - 05/29/06 03:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The internet is a great potential haven for liars is all I'm saying.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Ythan]
    #5686897 - 05/29/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ythan said:
Quote:

1. Not once have I seen a guy on the internet admit to having a small penis. But, I have seen a million claims of above average to downright monstrous penises on the internet.




Is this a common thread of conversation for you?




No comment.  :smirk:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5687030 - 05/29/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Let me move python out the way first before I type.. OK thats better Oh yeah I'm currently a 4th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Doe, My sabu nim is letting me test to be a master pretty soon, I just have to break two cinder blocks with my head during my kata, no biggie, I'm throughly a bad ass, I could literally kill you with my power derived from my inner che, What else, I just had a manaja twa with two hot chicks, then I kicked them out my house. I'm getting bored right now so I'm just going go take some rippers off my plants. Then maybe eat some cyanescens later on tonight. Thats all cause I need to get up at 12:30 tomorrow to go shoot my gats and fuck my other bitch; probably in my hot tub. Then I going to go workout my body, I only have 3inches of body fat with very cut abs. Go hoop it up with my 40 inch vert. My game is just filthy.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: capliberty]
    #5687045 - 05/29/06 03:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah man...me too. So, what's new?


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: capliberty]
    #5687080 - 05/29/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

capliberty said:
manaja twa 





:lol:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: domite]
    #5688370 - 05/29/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:foreheadslap:

ménage à trois


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5688389 - 05/29/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
1. Not once have I seen a guy on the internet admit to having a small penis. But, I have seen a million claims of above average to downright monstrous penises on the internet.

2. Guys who are over-sexed on the internet are seen as normal. When a woman shows up who is over-sexed, the guys are all intrigued at first but they will quickly label her a "ho" or an attention whore.

3. People's egos inflate. Hardly ever will you see conciliatory admissions. But, you will see posturing and militant defensiveness.

4. Every guy magically turns into a "player" on the internet. There are copious stories from guys of women throwing themselves at these said guys. But, if they are such players why are they spending hours in front of a computer screen?

5. People twist failures into successes. When people talk about dropping out of high school/college they say that it was "too easy" and that it was a "waste of my time". When they get fired from a job they say, "I was the best worker there", "the boss had it in for me", "they got rid of me because I made them all look bad", etc..





You're certainly not the only one to notice these things. So, DUH!!


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5688492 - 05/29/06 09:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

PinballWizard said:
:foreheadslap:

ménage à trois




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