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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Stuff I have noticed about the internet
    #5685786 - 05/29/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

1. Not once have I seen a guy on the internet admit to having a small penis. But, I have seen a million claims of above average to downright monstrous penises on the internet.

2. Guys who are over-sexed on the internet are seen as normal. When a woman shows up who is over-sexed, the guys are all intrigued at first but they will quickly label her a "ho" or an attention whore.

3. People's egos inflate. Hardly ever will you see conciliatory admissions. But, you will see posturing and militant defensiveness.

4. Every guy magically turns into a "player" on the internet. There are copious stories from guys of women throwing themselves at these said guys. But, if they are such players why are they spending hours in front of a computer screen?

5. People twist failures into successes. When people talk about dropping out of high school/college they say that it was "too easy" and that it was a "waste of my time". When they get fired from a job they say, "I was the best worker there", "the boss had it in for me", "they got rid of me because I made them all look bad", etc..


Edited by RandalFlagg (05/29/06 08:39 AM)


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685789 - 05/29/06 08:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's EGO. The thing is that people believe that bullshit. EGO is a powerful being.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685802 - 05/29/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

teh intranets are magikal man


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685808 - 05/29/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The same goes for people in real life, not just on the internet. People are just egotistical assholes in general...


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: goobler]
    #5685819 - 05/29/06 08:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
teh intranets are magikal man




You're exactly right. The internet is magical. What else could turn this:



Into this:



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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685823 - 05/29/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ill admit i got a tiny dick


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Dobie]
    #5685828 - 05/29/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You should be in the Guinness book of World Records for that statement.


"The first male to admit to small genitalia on the internet"


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685831 - 05/29/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685834 - 05/29/06 08:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hell yeah i rock out with my little cock out


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685837 - 05/29/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)



I thought we agreed to refrain from posting pics of me on internet??? 

What you don't see there is my massive dong....tripod....yeah. :smirk:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685840 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

My dick is huge....

compared to when I was a kid, and that's all I care to compare it to. Who the hell compares their dick to other dicks?


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685841 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hmm there's some truth to your post. But it doesn't apply to me  :tongue:
I'm not a player, I dig 'slutty' chicks, I do have a 20" cock though, girth that is  :grin:

On the other hand I read a research paper which claimed that people on the phone are more honost than people irl, people via email are more honest than on the phone, people via IM are more honest than via email. At least in general. Could be bogus research though.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5685842 - 05/29/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i bet you get all the ladies


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5685848 - 05/29/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
I thought we agreed to refrain from posting pics of me on internet??? 




???  But, I did post a pic of you.  Maybe you missed it?  Here it is again:



:smirk:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685857 - 05/29/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That was right after 'nam.  I let myself go.  Post traumatic stress disorder, you know what I mean.... :cool:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685859 - 05/29/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

dobie said:
ill admit i got a tiny dick




I bet you got some big balls coming clean with that.


I quit school to give everyone else a chance. I's to smert at the skewl.


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: Cowgold]
    #5685869 - 05/29/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

6. People who are unattractive and who are trying to impress members of the opposite sex will only post very grainy and blurry pictures of themselves.

7. When people post pictures of themselves for a member of the opposite sex they will engage in faux-modesty and make many excuses about the pictures. "Oh, I look TERRIBLE in this picture." "I have pictures that look WAY better than this." etc..


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685873 - 05/29/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

go to youtube and find myspace the movie its funny stuff


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685874 - 05/29/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, you spend WAY too much time online.


:wink:


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Re: Stuff I have noticed about the internet [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5685879 - 05/29/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Wow, you spend WAY too much time online.


:wink:




Fuck yeah I do.


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