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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Poll What would you do in my situation?
    #5685514 - 05/29/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So anyway, there is this god damn dog a few doors down that barks incessantly at night. I finally found the owner, and politely asked them if they could get their dog to shut up. They honestly said, who the fuck are you, and told me to get lost. I called the police, they said that I need to get a log of when the dog is barking, audio recording, and have two other people who don't live with me sign this goddamn piece of paper. I'm tired of not being able to sleep. So I have a few options.

1. Go about finding neighbours who are also bothered, have them sign it, and spend money out of my pocket to get audio recording equipment.

2. Feed the dog a nice big bowl of anti-freeze and chocolate.

3. Other? If other, please elaborate.
Which option to choose
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (05/29/06 02:17 AM) to (No end specified)
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Edited by blacksabbathrulz (05/29/06 02:43 AM)


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685530 - 05/29/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

if you fed my dog anti-freeze and chocolate,
id shoot you in the face.


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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: 40oz]
    #5685540 - 05/29/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

40oz said:
if you fed my dog anti-freeze and chocolate,
id shoot you in the face.




Lets hope that isnt your dog barking. :grin:


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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685543 - 05/29/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

blacksabbathrulz said:
Quote:

40oz said:
if you fed my dog anti-freeze and chocolate,
id shoot you in the face.




Lets hope that isnt your dog barking. I'm assuming that you wouldn't be ignorant enough to leave your dog outside to bark all night. :grin:




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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685547 - 05/29/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it's good to see that noone here would kill the dog. I hate when dogs have shitty owners.


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685555 - 05/29/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Why is "Feed the owners a nice big bowl of anti-freeze and chocolate." not an option? :crazy: :wink:


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Invisibleblacksabbathrulz
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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5685559 - 05/29/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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mattzdope said:
Why is "Feed the owners a nice big bowl of anti-freeze and chocolate." not an option? :crazy: :wink:




I'd like to do that, however, that would be illegal (as would doing it to the dog, which would be cruel, I simply put that option to see if anyone would choose it.) I have to get up everyday at 7, and its 2 am now roughly. I'm tired of being like a zombie because of these assholes.


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685562 - 05/29/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I had the same problem several years ago.

Assholes had the dog tied up outside MY window. After two nights if that I was banging on their door @ 3am Yelling like a mad man. Told them I was gonna "strangle their GodDamn dog if they didn't shut it the FUCK UP!"

Never had another problem from the dog.


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685565 - 05/29/06 02:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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blacksabbathrulz said:
it's good to see that noone here would kill the dog.




Famous last words.


Edited by RandalFlagg (05/29/06 02:49 AM)


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5685579 - 05/29/06 03:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

try one of these I don't kown if it works thou walls
Ultrasonic Dog Chaser


The Ultrasonic Dog Chaser - Using the latest ultrasonic technology, the Dog Chaser produces a discomforting but not harmful, high frequency sound, audible to dogs but not to humans. Helps stop the approach of unwanted dogs at up to 15 feet. Also, a useful aid in training dogs. The Dog Chaser is a handheld unit a little larger than a pager and has a belt clip for carrying.

Works on cats too! Easy to use: Just point the Dog Chaser at the dog or cat and press the button. Remember that this animal repeller is also a useful dog training device when used in conjunction with the verbal or hand command. Includes a belt clip. Requires (1) 9-volt battery (not included).


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685585 - 05/29/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

haha..damn. I voted 2 because it made me laugh. But don't do that. Its not that dogs fault. Its the dick owners that wont take care of it.

I have this dog RIGHT outside my window.. i sweat to god it doesn't bark.. it does this weird growing human cry.. It ruins me in the morning. I sleep well.. so it doesn't bother me at night.. But during morning/the day.. jesus..

what i did one day is just peak over the wall(i know the the people who live there..somewhat). It was this German Shepard. It stopped barking right when i looked over the wall. I got a chair and stood up on it. THe dog ran to the wall. The dog was cool as fuck. I was petting it and it got its ball and i started playing fetch with it.

ANYWAY.. moral of the story. Dont feed the dog chocolate and antifreeze.


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685618 - 05/29/06 04:03 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Destroying Angel/Death Cap covered in peanut butter? :smirk:


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InvisibleMagash
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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685645 - 05/29/06 04:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Every time the dog wakes you up go over to their house and knock till they get up. When they answer the door just walk away. Do it every time the dog wakes you till they call the cops then tell the cops whats going on with them there so they have to confront the cops with you.

Next step call the cops about loud noises coming from their house but your not sure what it is. "Sounds like they are torturing something over there"


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Re: Poll What would you do in my situation? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5685647 - 05/29/06 04:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Build a methlab in their bathroom then call the popo.


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