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OfflineDisGqBoi
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All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out!
    #5683241 - 05/28/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27855
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Seeking to "narrow the focus of the drug war to the true enemy," Congress passed a bill legalizing drug use for the gainfully employed Monday.

"Stockbrokers, lawyers, English professors... you're not the problem here," said DEA Administrator Asa Hutchinson at a White House press conference. "If you are paying taxes and keeping your yard tidy, we're not going to hassle you if you come home from a hard day of work and want to enjoy a little pot or blow. But if, on the other hand, you're one of these lazy, shiftless types hanging out on the street all day looking for your next high, we're coming after you."





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Re: All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out! [Re: DisGqBoi]
    #5683268 - 05/28/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5683312 - 05/28/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hahahahaha, I pick one of those up in Soho every week.


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Re: All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out! [Re: Jon]
    #5683350 - 05/28/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You're a cop?

WTF BAN THIS GUY WTF


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Re: All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5683368 - 05/28/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Im not 100% sure if your joking or not, but the Onion is a newspaper you can pick up in the city with a whole bunch of funny shit. But you probably already know that.


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Re: All the more reason to work! Jobless druggies look out! [Re: Jon]
    #5683387 - 05/28/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

that pretty much seems to describe the governments attitude on the subject pretty well though. may as well be true.


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