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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Adventures with birdhouses
    #5681257 - 05/27/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I have wanted a bird-feeder in my yard for a while. I want to spoil the birds that scamper about behind my place.

Several days ago I drove at least 30 minutes to the closest Home Depot. I bought a pole and a birdhouse. When I got home I found that the pole did not have some of the required stuff that was supposed to be in the box. Motherfucker.

So, I had to go back out today to this strip mall hell-hole. I braved horrendous traffic, a bad car accident blocking said traffic, slow and inept clerks, and insanely long lines to return the damn pole and get a new one. It literally took me two hours to do this simple task. I spent almost $40 on the whole setup.



If these birds do not appreciate this: if they do not frolick about playfully and gorge themselves on the birdseed, I swear to fucking God I will shoot them all with a BB gun.


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Re: Adventures with birdhouses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5681310 - 05/27/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Man home projects Suck, cause of shit like that. I can do anything with out several return trips for varying reasons...

That's cool, I have wanted to do something similar and a birdbath.


And yeah BB them if dont use it, or if the squirrels get to it.


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Re: Adventures with birdhouses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5681314 - 05/27/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Gawddamn birds better appreciate this or they're gonna DIE! :supercrankey:


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Re: Adventures with birdhouses [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5681322 - 05/27/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:supercrankey:


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Re: Adventures with birdhouses [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5681390 - 05/27/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Plumbing is a good nut twister.


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Re: Adventures with birdhouses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5681464 - 05/27/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

When I was a teenager my Grandmother (who lived with us) fed the birds and my Dad gave us pellet guns.

...you do the math. :smirk:







Grandma never caught me disposing of the evidence, thank God!


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