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Offlinesoulsizzle
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Good excuse for calling off work
    #5679050 - 05/27/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I can't go to work tomorrow. I have more important things to do. It's not a matter of irresponsibility, but they won't understand. I need a good excuse to use to call in that will still allow me to work the next day. Preferably no ailments that I have to pseudo-fake when I get back.


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Offlinebenrules92
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679062 - 05/27/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I called in once and said I hit my balls off the doorknob, what are they going to say to that ?


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OfflineYthanA
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679068 - 05/27/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Next time just find someone to cover your shift and avoid the whole problem.


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679070 - 05/27/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

"I can't work today, my family died"


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OfflineSnaggletooth
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ythan]
    #5679074 - 05/27/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Or you could say that you have explosive diarrhea


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679075 - 05/27/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

"I'm feeling way to fucking good to come to work with you losers today, I'm
grabbing some beer and hitting the beach, I may see you tomorrow"


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5679078 - 05/27/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

heh heh...

Say that your grandma just got an operation done and you need to drive her to Illinois.


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OfflineAA2277
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5679089 - 05/27/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol, say you ate a mushrooms you found and got explosive vomiting and diarrehea

then offer to come in, and show up with a can of vegetable soup in your mouth :smile:

that will get you off for at least a week, make sure to make yourslef look all sweaty first


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5679090 - 05/27/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

best friends funeral

edit; doh didn't see hella's post..


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: king_cobra]
    #5679094 - 05/27/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

personal funeral


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: king_cobra]
    #5679098 - 05/27/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I still think the nuts on the doorknob is your best bet, no one is gonna make you back it up


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: benrules92]
    #5679156 - 05/27/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Here's what you do. Go to a gas station. Let the air out of your tires. Take a picture. Call work and say you got a flat tire. Reinflate the tire. Get a copy of the picture, give it to them the next day at work.


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679162 - 05/27/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Family emergency.


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ythan]
    #5679186 - 05/27/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ythan said:
Next time just find someone to cover your shift and avoid the whole problem.




If it were only that easy.  I actually picked this shift up because my coworker is going out of town and no one else was available to work the shift.  I lost track of what day of the month it was and just realized today that I had this shit to do tommorow.  She's already out of town and I've claimed responsiblity for the shift (in writing).

I think the only option here is to quit :grin:.  Really, I think I'm just going to say something along the lines of "It's a personal issue and I don't feel comfortable discussing the specifics."


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
    #5679194 - 05/27/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Tell them you got your penis stuck in your fly, and it hurts to walk.


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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #5679212 - 05/27/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I was up all night fucking the the boss's wife,I just can't move.
I don't thank that you will have to worry about a job then


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OfflineJJ01769
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Brainiac]
    #5679260 - 05/27/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Call in with some surgery that you have to have. I told my job I was having something done on my thyroid and just moved across country. They called two weeks later and was like "Where you at man?" I told them I was having "complications" and I had to move in with some family to help me. They said I still had a job when I get back :thumbup:


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