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soulsizzle
nobody f**kswith The Jesus

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Good excuse for calling off work
#5679050 - 05/27/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can't go to work tomorrow. I have more important things to do. It's not a matter of irresponsibility, but they won't understand. I need a good excuse to use to call in that will still allow me to work the next day. Preferably no ailments that I have to pseudo-fake when I get back.
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benrules92
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679062 - 05/27/06 12:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I called in once and said I hit my balls off the doorknob, what are they going to say to that ?
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Ythan
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679068 - 05/27/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Next time just find someone to cover your shift and avoid the whole problem.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679070 - 05/27/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"I can't work today, my family died"
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Snaggletooth
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ythan]
#5679074 - 05/27/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or you could say that you have explosive diarrhea
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679075 - 05/27/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"I'm feeling way to fucking good to come to work with you losers today, I'm grabbing some beer and hitting the beach, I may see you tomorrow"
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Ginseng1
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5679078 - 05/27/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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heh heh...
Say that your grandma just got an operation done and you need to drive her to Illinois.
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AA2277
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ginseng1]
#5679089 - 05/27/06 12:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, say you ate a mushrooms you found and got explosive vomiting and diarrehea
then offer to come in, and show up with a can of vegetable soup in your mouth 
that will get you off for at least a week, make sure to make yourslef look all sweaty first
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king_cobra
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ginseng1]
#5679090 - 05/27/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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best friends funeral
edit; doh didn't see hella's post..
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: king_cobra]
#5679094 - 05/27/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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personal funeral
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benrules92
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: king_cobra]
#5679098 - 05/27/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I still think the nuts on the doorknob is your best bet, no one is gonna make you back it up
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: benrules92]
#5679156 - 05/27/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's what you do. Go to a gas station. Let the air out of your tires. Take a picture. Call work and say you got a flat tire. Reinflate the tire. Get a copy of the picture, give it to them the next day at work.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679162 - 05/27/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Family emergency.
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soulsizzle
nobody f**kswith The Jesus

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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Ythan]
#5679186 - 05/27/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ythan said: Next time just find someone to cover your shift and avoid the whole problem.
If it were only that easy. I actually picked this shift up because my coworker is going out of town and no one else was available to work the shift. I lost track of what day of the month it was and just realized today that I had this shit to do tommorow. She's already out of town and I've claimed responsiblity for the shift (in writing).
I think the only option here is to quit . Really, I think I'm just going to say something along the lines of "It's a personal issue and I don't feel comfortable discussing the specifics."
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blacksabbathrulz

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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: soulsizzle]
#5679194 - 05/27/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tell them you got your penis stuck in your fly, and it hurts to walk.
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Brainiac
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I was up all night fucking the the boss's wife,I just can't move. I don't thank that you will have to worry about a job then
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JJ01769
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Re: Good excuse for calling off work [Re: Brainiac]
#5679260 - 05/27/06 01:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Call in with some surgery that you have to have. I told my job I was having something done on my thyroid and just moved across country. They called two weeks later and was like "Where you at man?" I told them I was having "complications" and I had to move in with some family to help me. They said I still had a job when I get back
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