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Crowsnose
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Gah, tips for passing drug test!?
#5677741 - 05/26/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Unfortunatly I had to converse with my mother about 3 hours after smoking a small bit. She accused me of looking high but I managed to talk most my way out of it and feel she's much less skeptical however may still drug test me. Now the only strategy I've heard of is drinking an assload of water and pissing very frequently but is there any other "at-home" methods to help it? Once heard of bleech working to an extent...
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deadheadjpc2000
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: Crowsnose]
#5677749 - 05/26/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're mother drug testing you? WTF??
<18!! Puleeease!! Tell your mother to fuck-off!!
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FunkyLoFi
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: Crowsnose]
#5677754 - 05/26/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Please don't drink bleach. 
Just drink alot of water, it doesn't cleanse your system, but rather dilutes what you have in there. It works.
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FunkyLoFi
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Quote:
deadheadjpc2000 said:
<18!!
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Crowsnose
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5677773 - 05/26/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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na na na, ya see.... errr uhhh, Im 19 and still living with my parents until I get enough money for a starter home
>_> :P
wasnt planning on drinking the bleach but rather mixing it in with the urine.
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deadheadjpc2000
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5677774 - 05/26/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I mean, Really!! " I live with my mommy, and she says I can't smoke pot ". Oh No!!
DUUHHHHHHHH
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dudefromaz
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5677775 - 05/26/06 05:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Say "go back to CANADA you frikin bitch" and then steal her car and go to mexico and chill with tha mexicans....
or you could drink tons of cranberry juice and work the fuck out..... ANd piss and take 1 multivitamin and maby a piece of steak and then walla....You MIGHT be clean for a test...
or you should have said this when your mom accused you for being stoned "i'm not stoned, you are, you take the fuckin testie, what now? whos the fuckin CANAD NOW, GO HOME YOU FRIGIN CHINESE RICE EATIN MOFO"
PEACE
p.s. i am not a racist mofo, i just dislike canada cuz they ar maple eatin pussies.......jk mans
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dudefromaz
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: dudefromaz]
#5677779 - 05/26/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Remember, the best drug, is a natural drug..... Peace, Fratirnityishly, Smoke Da Stuff, Special Chocolate
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deadheadjpc2000
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If I was 19, and my moomy said I couldn't smoke, I wouldn't.She's payin the bills, obviously. But you choose to do it anyway. At 19, I would've put your shit on the street for not following the rulz. Bottom line: obey the rulz, or get out!!
BTW- I was emancipated at age 15!!
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WIZOLZ
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: FunkyLoFi]
#5677788 - 05/26/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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...Oh, how I've tried to forget the days when I had my dear irrational mother causing storms over this very issue...Oh, the headaches, the groundings, the unbeliveable seperation between us because of her conditioned standards and the extent she went to in enforcing them. Fucking riduclous, I've never been happier in my entire life now that I can live under my own rules and not listen to the BS anymore. Though, I love my mother unconditionally.
I'm finding it diffucult to believe your mom's actually going to drug test you...Or if this is even a real story. If she wants to drug test you, dont be afraid, hell, let her get the evidence she needs to convict you and start your criminal record...Best gift a parent could give their kids. (un fucking believable)
Quit smoking Pot, respect your parents wishes in their homes and do your best to have patience. You dont need any alternative substances right now, if your in school or whatever...Just be smart about how you live your life, focus on grades, prove to your parents your not being caught into the drug scene, that your a controlled, mature individual. They would have no reason to blame the pot for anything, because its not a bad anywayz...period
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dudefromaz
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: dudefromaz]
#5677805 - 05/26/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude weed doesn't cause crimes or bad grades.... that would be crazy mofos runnin around and also just laziness, but you have to blame it on something other than yourself.... Damn commies
-------------------- Remember, the best drug, is a natural drug..... Peace, Fratirnityishly, Smoke Da Stuff, Special Chocolate
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Crowsnose
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: WIZOLZ]
#5677810 - 05/26/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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eh aside from my drug use I behave like an ideal son. my grades are fine and i always treat them with respect and put up with the irrational bitching. but I unterstand their reasons for not wanting their son getting into substances..... guess i just dont care :\
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deadheadjpc2000
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: Crowsnose]
#5677815 - 05/26/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Then you should move out, NOW!! Maybe living in less-than-ideal surroundings will make you realize- you didn't have it that bad at home!! Peace and GL!!
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Crowsnose
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na I know I dont have it bad at home... I completley understand their reasoning. Its all my fault, no doubt, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do to save your ass :P
and as of now i think i may pull through
Edited by Crowsnose (05/26/06 06:39 PM)
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eziekiel
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: Crowsnose]
#5678429 - 05/26/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i have to get tested for work
u drop about 1 drop of metabolite every 5 minutes in ur bladder thts 12 drops an hour so if u dilute the hell out of ur piss an hour or so before the test chances are u could bring the metobolite drop count down to 9 or 6 (thats its realvitve concentration as well as an edstimate) note, i have a massive matabolism , and barly no fat thats a huge factor if ur heavy set dont rely on ur piss , u'll fail a drug test 2 months from now.
u only gotta load up on a good 6 water bottles 2 hours before the test the more the merrier
gombatogoziamus
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ThreePieceSuit
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: dudefromaz]
#5678640 - 05/26/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
dudefromaz said: Say "go back to CANADA you frikin bitch" whos the fuckin CANAD NOW, GO HOME YOU FRIGIN CHINESE RICE EATIN MOFO"
Ouch. Even if you're kidding, a lot of us here on the Shroomery are Canadian. I'm not bashing your country, leave mine alone, thank you very much.
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bluehawk
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: ThreePieceSuit]
#5679499 - 05/27/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drink alot of viniger it gets it out of your system in like 6-8 hours
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soulcircus
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#5679796 - 05/27/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa
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Re: Gah, tips for passing drug test!? [Re: soulcircus]
#5679825 - 05/27/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does your job piss test you?
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#5679832 - 05/27/06 08:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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