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Penguarky Tunguin
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Damn Hilarious Article
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This shit is fucking spot on. I'm sure everyone can relate. And if you're that guy.....
From Collegehumor.com
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Dear Stoned Guy: We Get It, You're Stoned
We’ve all done it before and everyone knows how it all works. Trying to find a means to do it, or running to 711 to pick up a Dutch. Whether you’ve tried it once or you do it 4 times a day, everyone has enjoyed a little of the stickiest of the icky. But, there comes a point when you do in fact, have to shut the hell up already.
It still happens all the time, there’s that kid you kind of know through friends and he just kind of just shows up at all the parties. He just lives and that’s all you really know about him, or that’s about how much you care. Anyway, he leaves for 20 minutes and comes back with the stupid fucking look on his face. The, “I JUST SMOKED AND THAT MAKES ME SO COOL I HOPE THEY NOTICE ME OMG LOL ROFL LMAO” face. Everyone knows the look, red eyes, low eyes, and that cliché stupidass grin. Then there’s the guy who feeds fire to the flame. He walks up to this moron and asks him, “Yo bro, you totally look fuckin’ high right now!” Then the idiot just kind of laughs and shakes his head no, but then explodes into a frenzy of laughter and shakes is head yes. Way to go moron, you just made his fucking night. When they look to me for acknowledgement of their highness I say to myself, fuck that kid, I’m not gonna make him feel cool. I don’t give a shit that you’re high; get the hell away from me. Yea so you smoke weed, big fucking deal. Who the hell cares? Holy shit, every fucking person ever has smoked weed, you’re not the first guy in history to get high. It doesn’t make you cooler, it doesn’t make you funny, and it damn sure doesn’t make me like you more. Just get high, and chill, and don’t put that stupid face on as if to say, “Please notice that I just smoked weed, I’m dying for acceptance!”
Yeah dude, we get it Whatever man, smoke whatever you want, however much you want, just don’t come in my dorm room like you’re the man, because you’re not. It’s happened to my friends, yea so his eyes are a little red, shut the hell up about it. I guess the people who always are the ones to point things out are just as bad as the idiots who want people to say something about them.
You just walked into my dorm absolutely high off your face, guess what, I don’t give a shit. I could not care less, oh yea, and next time you go out and smoke, pick me up a couple of 40s on the way Colt 45, whatever is the cheapest, I’ll give you money later. Wait, no I won’t, I’ll just drink the shit out of it them, then not pay you because you’re too high to even realize what just happened. Peace.
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a stoner probably fucked that dudes girlfriend or mom i donno
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Of course you don't know.
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Meh.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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well he sounds pissed off to the max. he needs to smoke a doob. what a jackass. he says in the article who cares? well appartenly he does cause he writes a fucking article about it on collegehumor. what a jackass.
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Meh.
I give up!
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McKennaDMT said:
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Meh.
I give up!
naw forget the old timers they seen it all
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Old timers?! I turn 23 in two weeks.
Oh god. 23.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Well shit, if it aint OMR approved...it ain't quality. Good thing we have him around here modding the shit out of shit.
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Old timers?! I turn 23 in two weeks.
Oh god. 23.
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McKennaDMT said: Well shit, if it aint OMR approved...it ain't quality. Good thing we have him around here modding the shit out of shit.
I get the impression all day today that people think the mod thing has gone to my head. I should just make a poll, and if that's the general consensus, I'll quit.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Well, you're a mod of a pretty cool forum, of course it's gone to your head...a little at least. It's understandable. I, for one, have no problem with you at all. I was just giving you shit. 
Do what thou will. Who gives a shit what people thinkg. Until you start pissing people off to where they make threads that get posts in the hundreds, that's when you should think about stepping down, until then, fuck em all.
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