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OfflineDoctorJ
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Registered: 06/30/03
Posts: 8,846
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a girl wrote a cool poem!
    #5670157 - 05/24/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

"I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
Now if I wasn't here, I'd be out gettin laid
Please please please sing the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause I rock the gold
I ain't a boy just cause I rock your world now
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
And I'll kiss my ass and put a motherfucking smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you

can't
stop meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last


conclusion: 33 more days till i get wasted and fight at the msi show"

- my friend Special K


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Offlinemr_kite
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Re: a girl wrote a cool poem! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #6530994 - 02/04/07 06:14 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I fucking miss DoctorJ. (This post is extremely relevant).

You dont get entertainment like this anymore. It's complete shit, but it's interesting shit. To a point.


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OfflineCepheus
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Posts: 8,266
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Re: a girl wrote a cool poem! [Re: mr_kite]
    #6532262 - 02/05/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You obviously don't visit otd enough :grin:


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InvisibleNemo_Hoes
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Re: a girl wrote a cool poem! [Re: mr_kite]
    #6532299 - 02/05/07 01:42 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

ZDid dr j die too?


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