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OfflineVolcomStone
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This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read
    #5666381 - 05/23/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

http://users.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/Humor/banadine.html

What's everyones thoughts on this?


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: VolcomStone]
    #5666386 - 05/23/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ehhh, I will stick to the basics thank you very much. And their are stupider aticles, like smokeing dried up Toad skins. The stupid shit people do these days. Fucking noobs


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: VolcomStone]
    #5666388 - 05/23/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well documented bullshit.

You may just get a lighthead from putting so much crap into your lungs at once, but you can get the same effect from smoking just about anything.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: VolcomStone]
    #5666390 - 05/23/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

its just a joke. notice its under humor. Im positive people are dumb enough to try it though.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: VolcomStone]
    #5666391 - 05/23/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i dont see why it sounds dumb. If it works then it works. There is a similar method in the Anarchist Cookbook, so it has been around for a whle it seems.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: chaospilot]
    #5666422 - 05/23/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It doesnt work, also toads


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: Kingkole]
    #5666431 - 05/23/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Don't believe too much of the anarchists cook book, especially the drug section.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: Kingkole]
    #5666439 - 05/23/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

on the anarchist cookbook it says that it takes 3 or 4 cigarettes with this stuff to start tripping

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ananas:
1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas.
2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings.
3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency.
6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in oven for about 20 minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.





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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: VolcomStone]
    #5666457 - 05/23/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Its a joke.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: chaospilot]
    #5666476 - 05/23/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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chaospilot said:
i dont see why it sounds dumb.




Ummmmm, disregarding the fact that it's obviously a joke, since it's in the humor section, this doesn't sound dumb to you?

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Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.




Microwave soluble?

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Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine.




wow, 150%, that's pretty potent.

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I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!




Obvious satire.

There are a ton of other ridiculous quotes in there. I'm pretty sure bananadine is a made up word. I don't see how anyone can miss the intentional humor in this, and it's even more disturbing that people believe this "tek" might actually work.


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: NickSoapdish]
    #5666505 - 05/23/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

and Bananodin is not a real neurotransmitter


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5666689 - 05/23/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've seen this in erowid's drug humour vault (or something like that) while doing a random search for bananadine.

If you really want a cheap/easy high try peanuts. Unfortunately this usually requires smoking LOTS of peanut skins... I find it's easier if you just leave some peanut butter out to dry, crush it up, then rail it...


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: StickyWater]
    #5666693 - 05/23/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ohhhh, yummy


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Re: This sounds like the dumbest thing I've ever read [Re: drSE]
    #5666746 - 05/23/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

some 14 year old kid that was following me was like my brother said I can smoke penut shells and get high and I was like no no you cant. And hes like oh my brother does it all the time and I did it and I felt something. And I was like no no you did not.


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