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OfflineMadtowntripper
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My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls.
    #5666224 - 05/23/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What a conundrum.

They're wasted, I'm wasted. I know all these girls socially. They arent good that hot. Normally, I'd be like..."Hi." and no more. But tonight, I'm oddly attracted. I've also been pretty drunk for like, 7 hours.

What to do. Let the one with the big lips sit on my lap, and risk a feeling of "What the fuck did i do?" tomorrow? Or hold my ground and wake up alone with my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666231 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck her


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666233 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

why the fuck are you posting on the board then?

GET US SOME PICS GODDAMN IT!

ps. go get a 3 way going.

and then post pics.

Pics = Must


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5666234 - 05/23/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Fuck them all at the same time




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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666242 - 05/23/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If your wasted they should be looking damn good.

Make us prod. Be sure to include pic's


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666249 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You heard 'em, don't come back without pics.


:lol:


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OfflinefreshlyPLUMP
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KaptKid]
    #5666251 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ehhh shit happens... DO IT!


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666268 - 05/23/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

NO SHIT, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN PICS.  SUCH BULLSHIT ON THESE BOARDS TODAY.  :nonono:


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OfflinePhychotron
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666285 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i say fuck em, if you dont, you'll wish you did, if you do, you'll wish you hadnt, but you will atleast get pussy out of the deal...

red team go.


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They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5666286 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Pics? :grin:


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Offlinedanlennon3
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5666287 - 05/23/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

two girls came into my work today and started hitting on me.. they seemed a little crazy, maybe a lil freaky, but they werent my type... it just seemed like bad news


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OfflineSnaggletooth
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5666290 - 05/23/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)




:tongue:


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Offlinecapliberty
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5666307 - 05/23/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

find the best one and start munching her ass

Edited by capliberty (05/23/06 09:41 PM)

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Offlinecapliberty
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
    #5666645 - 05/23/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

or throw ur dick in her mouth while shes passed out

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InvisibleLiquidkick
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
    #5666873 - 05/23/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

orgy!  If you don't have an orgy, i will be thoroughly disappointed. :doggystyle: :3some: :headboard:

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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5667253 - 05/24/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

an awkward morning
beats a boring night


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: 40oz]
    #5667287 - 05/24/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

amen brother!


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Offlineguri
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5667311 - 05/24/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ugly girls usually have hot friends. treat the uglies like a proper gentleman would and the word will spread of your good deeds. then you will truely live a blessed life.

trust me.


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OfflineKaptKid
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5667508 - 05/24/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you've not got any by now, I don't think you will


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Offlinegrphish
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: guri]
    #5667531 - 05/24/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that's old tricks, they're even in the movies now so girls know how to spot them out


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