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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
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My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls.
#5666224 - 05/23/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What a conundrum.
They're wasted, I'm wasted. I know all these girls socially. They arent good that hot. Normally, I'd be like..."Hi." and no more. But tonight, I'm oddly attracted. I've also been pretty drunk for like, 7 hours.
What to do. Let the one with the big lips sit on my lap, and risk a feeling of "What the fuck did i do?" tomorrow? Or hold my ground and wake up alone with my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth?
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666231 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck her
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drtyfrnk
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666233 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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why the fuck are you posting on the board then?
GET US SOME PICS GODDAMN IT!
ps. go get a 3 way going.
and then post pics.
Pics = Must
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drtyfrnk
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5666234 - 05/23/06 07:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Microcosmatrix said: Fuck them all at the same time
-------------------- It's Krang, Bitch!
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KaptKid
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666242 - 05/23/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If your wasted they should be looking damn good.
Make us prod. Be sure to include pic's
-------------------- Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.
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Microcosmatrix
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666249 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You heard 'em, don't come back without pics.
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freshlyPLUMP
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KaptKid]
#5666251 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ehhh shit happens... DO IT!
-------------------- I bring myself down a level to make you feel better about yourself!
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Penguarky Tunguin
f n o r d
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666268 - 05/23/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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NO SHIT, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN PICS. SUCH BULLSHIT ON THESE BOARDS TODAY.
-------------------- Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.
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Phychotron
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5666285 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i say fuck em, if you dont, you'll wish you did, if you do, you'll wish you hadnt, but you will atleast get pussy out of the deal...
red team go.
-------------------- On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where. They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. Only the foolish fear the inevitable.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5666286 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pics?
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#5666287 - 05/23/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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two girls came into my work today and started hitting on me.. they seemed a little crazy, maybe a lil freaky, but they werent my type... it just seemed like bad news
-------------------- "Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"
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Snaggletooth
Stranger in a Strange Land
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5666290 - 05/23/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Atheist Chat
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capliberty
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5666307 - 05/23/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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find the best one and start munching her ass
Edited by capliberty (05/23/06 09:41 PM)
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capliberty
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
#5666645 - 05/23/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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or throw ur dick in her mouth while shes passed out
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Liquidkick
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
#5666873 - 05/23/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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orgy! If you don't have an orgy, i will be thoroughly disappointed.
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40oz
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5667253 - 05/24/06 12:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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an awkward morning beats a boring night
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KristiMidocean
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: 40oz]
#5667287 - 05/24/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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amen brother!
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guri
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KristiMidocean]
#5667311 - 05/24/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ugly girls usually have hot friends. treat the uglies like a proper gentleman would and the word will spread of your good deeds. then you will truely live a blessed life.
trust me.
-------------------- "If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? The Beatles were so fucking high, they let Ringo sing a few songs." --Bill Hicks
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KaptKid
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5667508 - 05/24/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you've not got any by now, I don't think you will
-------------------- Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.
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grphish
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: guri]
#5667531 - 05/24/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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that's old tricks, they're even in the movies now so girls know how to spot them out
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