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OfflineSouthPArk
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-(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice?
    #5664052 - 05/23/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well...ive been sober since April 11th and havnt touch the cabbage since so today's the day to see weather or not I get the job....and let's face it...If I dont get this job...im gonna be CHOKED!!!

-for starters I was clean for about a year then smoked only about 5 or 6 grams before I found out about this job...
-Ive got very fast metabolism and excersice on a regular basis...
-ive take 4 home tests and passed each one and even took 2 of them very first thing in the morning...the first squirt  :grin:


So im pretty sure im 100% clean but it's still nerve racking waiting for this day to come..... any last advice just to be safe?

I dont wanna dilute my sample so im not drinking tonz of water and b12 but just taken it as per normal but i'll keep in mind to use the middle  of the stream instead of first and last....but otherwise....i dunno.... just hopin 4 the best!


Ack!

...any last advice?


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5664057 - 05/23/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ull be fine.. just keep drinkin water..

but wouldnt it be funny as hell if u were getting pissed tested, and like u just started beating it right in front of the dude watching u pee.. that shit would be soo funny


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: Banez]
    #5664077 - 05/23/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lmao....im pee shy as it is...i dunno about wackn it right then and there lmao...


a funny story about my buddy was he subsituted hir urine for his g/f's in a condom and turns out when he got into the bathroom the condom broke and he had his g/f's piss all over him.. lol... he walked out and said he couldnt hold it and lost control!  :grin:


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5664089 - 05/23/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

like i just think it would startle the fuck out of some like secuirty dude or something.. like what would he even say? lol.. theres not much u can say when someone starts wackin it next to you


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: Banez]
    #5664534 - 05/23/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
like i just think it would startle the fuck out of some like secuirty dude or something.. like what would he even say? lol.. theres not much u can say when someone starts wackin it next to you




unless the guy was into it, then he might be setting himself up for a potentially awkward situation


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: Rambel]
    #5664667 - 05/23/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah i smoked more than daily for a long time and after 19 days i was clean, you'll be fine


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5664693 - 05/23/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

um dont smoke... :rotfl:


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #5664719 - 05/23/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You'll pass.


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: Cowgold]
    #5664762 - 05/23/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Drug Testing seems to be super common in the states for getting a job, do they do re-tests once you get the job? or once you get it, your in the clear?


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Re: -(DrugTest Today)-....any last advice? [Re: kaniz]
    #5664800 - 05/23/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Usually they'll do random tests or only if their is a work related injury (insurance requires it in most cases).


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