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Cream Cheese
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makes me orgasm.
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nasty
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5663683 - 05/23/06 10:52 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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-5 respect points, +1 nastayyy
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After I orgasm, now that's cream cheese.
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I love slathering a large amount of it on a bagel.
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Depends what kind, how old it is and what flavor.
Whipped cream cheese is the best. Gives me a bad case of the farts though...
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Azen]
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Redstorm]
#5663705 - 05/23/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just had my usual morning breakfast, a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with a healthy serving of cream cheese, mmmm.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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WOW!
AWESOME!!
YOU'RE AMAZING!!
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I astound myself!
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Obviously, if cream cheese makes you cream your pants...
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It doesn't take much.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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I like onion bagels a lot. I'm not a big fan of the sweet kinds of bagels. They're good, but not my favorite. I had a sun-dried tomato bagel a couple weeks ago that was fucking wonderful.
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: I just had my usual morning breakfast, a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel with a healthy serving of cream cheese, mmmm.
just had???????
damn slacker
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5663740 - 05/23/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No no no, I was up early...I'm just on a two-meal-per-day thing now, and I like breakfast better than lunch, so I wait until lunchtime to eat breakfast.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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two meals a day?
thats unhealthy
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5663970 - 05/23/06 11:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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add a slice of tomato to your bagel and cream cheese. you will be glad you did!
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5664103 - 05/23/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said: two meals a day?
thats unhealthy
I don't count snacks as meals and those definitely get thrown in..somewhere between breakfast and dinner there's usually a piece of fruit and some toast w/ peanut butter.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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you need a care package
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: No no no, I was up early...I'm just on a two-meal-per-day thing now, and I like breakfast better than lunch, so I wait until lunchtime to eat breakfast.
That's pretty much how I am. Because of my IBS, I can't eat right when I get up without getting sick, so I eat breakfast at about noon. I usually have several light meals between noon and bedtime, though.
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ooooh i love cream cheese... with a little bit of baegal on it. mmmmm....
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Philadelphia cream cheese!
original flavor
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Redstorm]
#5664175 - 05/23/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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my stomache's all fucked up in the morning too. it generally stays that way until i smoke in the afternoon, but ive learned how to eat lunch sober.
i cant even eat without smoking weed...
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I love those poppy bagels that are so coated in poppy seeds, toasted...
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5664181 - 05/23/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said: you need a care package
Naw goobs, you know you don't have to do that. Buy some more food for the local homeless, as nice as a care package sounds I know I'm doing way better than a lot of other folks. My mom's coming in for dinner tonight for her birthday so I'll be well fed on Indian food tonight and she'll probably bring me some of my grandma's home cooking too (including jewtastic potato pancakes).
She's also bringing me my baseball card collection so I can start ebaying it.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: eris]
#5664185 - 05/23/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You just like the poppies cause they're opiate-related.
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True true, 
They do add a nice unique flavor to it though
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: eris]
#5664195 - 05/23/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I loooove a good everything bagel. When those are done right they are delicious.
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I can't believe a thread about creamcheese has gotten 25 replies...
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This is just the beginning!
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American Jewish Words
1. JEWBILATION n. Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish
2. TORAHFIED n. Inability to remember one's lines at one's Bar or Bat mitzvah.
3. MATZILATION v. Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it.
4. BUBBEGUM n. Candy one's mother gives to her grandchildren that she never gave to her own children.
5. CHUTZPAPA n. A father who wakes his wife at 400 AM so she can change the baby's diaper.
6. DISORIYENTA n. When Aunt Sadie gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes.
7. GOYFER n. A Gentile messenger.
8. KISHKA n. Smooching at a Bar Mitzvah and getting the telltale smell of Stuffed Derma.
9. MEINSTEIN slang. "My son, the genius."
10. MISHPOCHAMARKS n. The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception.
11 RE-SHTETLEMENT n. Moving from New Jersey to Florida and finding all your old neighbors live in the same condo as you.
12. ROSH HASHANANA n. A rock 'n roll band from Brooklyn.
13. FEELAWFUL n. Indigestion from eating Israeli street food.
14. DISKVELLIFIED vb. To drop out of law school, med school or business school as seen through the eyes of parents, grandparents, and Uncle Sid. In extreme cases, simply choosing to major in art history when Irv's son, David, is majoring in biology, is sufficient grounds for diskvellification.
15. KINDERSCHLEP n. To transport other kids in your car besides yours.
16. SCHMUCKLUCK n. Finding out one's wife became pregnant after one had a vasectomy.
17. OYVAYSMEAR What one says when the cream cheese squeezes out of the bagel and falls on your clean pants.
18. JEWDO n. A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot.
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
jewtastic potato pancakes
Those are awesome.
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I just had an everything bagel with cream cheese
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Re: ! [Re: Boom]
#5664275 - 05/23/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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everything bagels
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*toasted
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Boom]
#5664337 - 05/23/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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man, you guys are making me hungry! I'm on a seven day fast and it's only day number two.
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Yeah, your body will do that whole "making you hungry" thing when you don't eat food for days.
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Boom]
#5664383 - 05/23/06 01:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Indeed, and my pee is clear. At the third day mark you tend to get euphoria. What I'm really looking forward to is some good food and pure MDMA powder right after the fast when I celebrate my birthday.
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: She's also bringing me my baseball card collection so I can start ebaying it.
PM me details before you ebay it if its a substantial collection
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5664402 - 05/23/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I will. It's not too substantial, and I stopped collecting a long time ago. I know I have a couple of valuable Nolan Ryan cards. Not sure though, and they haven't been well protected from dust I don't think.
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5664423 - 05/23/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You a card collector?
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Redstorm]
#5664455 - 05/23/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I collect many things
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I make my own cream cheese from scratch, it's sooo easy!
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: goobler]
#5664469 - 05/23/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to love baseball cards. Every time I would get my allowance, it was spent instantly on baseball and basketball cards. I have a couple sets of 22kt gold baseball cards by the Danbury Mint that I hope will one day be worth a good chunk of change.
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Redstorm]
#5664493 - 05/23/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It was all about the marvel cards.
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Re: Cream Cheese [Re: Redstorm]
#5664529 - 05/23/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea, I have boxes and boxes of unopened packs from 1980-2006
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