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Penguarky Tunguin
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Get This...
#5663604 - 05/23/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Friday, I drive up to see a shroomerite. On the way there I meet up with my mom for lunch, since it's on the way there. As soon as we walk into the restaurant, I know something's up with her. She's acting very strange, won't look at me, will only glance and then look away. I'm wondering if it has something to do with her husband and she doesn't know how to tell me. We order our meals and while we're waiting she finally looks at me and says "What's with the email you sent me before mother's day?"
I reply "The only email I sent you recently was the one where I told you I didn't like how you kicked me out of the family share plan cell phone thing." And she responds "So you didn't send any other emails?" "No." There was a long uncomfortable pause... "You didn't send me an email saying that you were gay and that this was a 'coming out of the closet' letter?" I was like "WHAT THE FUCK?" 
She proceeds to tell me how she got the email, broke down, called my brother, he went nuts as well. He even scheduled an emergency appointment with his psychiatrist. My family is very old fashioned and any mention of being homosexual disgusts them completely. I was pretty much going to be ostracized from the family if it turned out true. Luckily I somehow convinced them it wasn't from me and that it was a joke put on by some of my friends. They know that my friends and I are complete assholes and will do anything for a prank. 
What happened was, someone had hacked my email account and sent this coming out letter to anybody in my address book that had the same last name as me. I noticed something weird days earlier when my screenname for MSN chat had been changed to "I Like PEEPEE." I never thought something like this would happen. It was pretty entertaining and hilarious.
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That's what friends are for!
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gdman
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so, how you gonna get them back?
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OneMoreRobot3021


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The story really ends with you and the shroomerite having gay sex, right?
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Harmonic_Order
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I find it difficult to understand how you can laugh at that, but kudos for taking it light... Best to laugh that type of thing off, right?
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Re: Get This... [Re: gdman]
#5663660 - 05/23/06 10:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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gdman said: so, how you gonna get them back?
stick in in their ass
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Penguarky Tunguin
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so, how you gonna get them back?
I have no idea who did it. I'm not even sure it was a friend of mine who did it. I just said that to my family so they would instantly believe me.
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The story really ends with you and the shroomerite having gay sex, right?
No, I wouldn't tell him I loved him, so we got nowheres...
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Yeah man.
It's not like he hacked my computer and fucked it up. I already migrated my email stuff to another address and will not use that one anymore. No big deal.
Obviously if my family didn't believe me and whatnot, it'd be a different story, but they have somewhat of a sense of humor, thank jeyzeus.
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Azen
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Suuuure you're not gay.
Hehe, j/k.
Azen
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Re: Get This... [Re: Azen]
#5663751 - 05/23/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You said you were gay and your family was gonna whisk you off to a psychiatrist?
Where do you live, Utah?
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RandalFlagg
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Classic. The man who did that deserves an award.
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KristiMidocean
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yeah so you have to get them back 1 million times worse then they did you!!! whats the best plan you have??
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danlennon3
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before he plans retaliation, he needs to find out who did it
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eligal
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Haha! funny as hell!
but uh...
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Madtowntripper said: You said you were gay and your family was gonna whisk you off to a psychiatrist?
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Penguarky Tunguin
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danlennon3 said: before he plans retaliation, he needs to find out who did it
Exactly.
I have no idea who did it. I'm not even sure it was one of my friends. I asked everyone who I thought could have did it and of course no one has admitted to it...so we'll see.
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KristiMidocean
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damn yeah thats truee.. but I would just fuck with the people I think prolly did it.. if they didnt oh well it is still funny they got punked
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Octavius
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Ok, so you aren't gay? You sure do look sexy. Can I have your phone number?
Your gay lover, Octavius
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Re: Get This... [Re: goobler]
#5665210 - 05/23/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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goobler said:
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gdman said: so, how you gonna get them back?
stick in in their ass
I say he gets them really drunk then takes pictures of himself raping all of them, then sends the photos to all their family members.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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How about I get someone else to rape them and I do a Lynndie?
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