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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664064 - 05/23/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What you hippies fail to realize is that employers are looking for people who show up for work, not people who make excuses.

Any employer worth his bullwhip will quickly spot an excuse maker and send them down the fuckin' road.

You wanna call in sick all the time then just work day labor. They don't give a fuck who don't show up for work. Then you can miss all the days you want and work only as much as is nescessary to survive. Problem solved! :grin:


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664083 - 05/23/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hippies are too fragile for labor jobs though.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: domite]
    #5664101 - 05/23/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've seen many a hippie swinging a hammer before and always showing up for work.

Well, maybe not the "always showin' up" part. :lol:


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: tallgreen]
    #5664104 - 05/23/06 12:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe that would only work at my company. They give people respect here. But I've worked retail, and I can imagine that happening.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: tallgreen]
    #5664443 - 05/23/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Who're you calling a hippie? I'm just a lazy punk rocker, sir.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664447 - 05/23/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

oh, you're a loser then?


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: goobler]
    #5664461 - 05/23/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Do "loser" and "kick ass mother fucker" mean the same thing here?


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664482 - 05/23/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

goobler is an employer so he's not hearing any excuses.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664528 - 05/23/06 01:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

tell them your having personal family issues


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664533 - 05/23/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
goobler is an employer so he's not hearing any excuses.




hahaha

I hear them all, all the time


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: danlennon3]
    #5664544 - 05/23/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've been fucking the wife of the boss all night and don't feel like work today. :smirk:


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664547 - 05/23/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
You wanna call in sick all the time then just work day labor. They don't give a fuck who don't show up for work. Then you can miss all the days you want and work only as much as is nescessary to survive. Problem solved! :grin:




:confused: what?


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Cowgold]
    #5664572 - 05/23/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

meflogic


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664580 - 05/23/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've never called in sick. I was once excused from work when I puked after getting there, but I've never actually missed work unless I asked for the day off ahead of time.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Silversoul]
    #5664588 - 05/23/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

see, now thats a good employee


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Cowgold]
    #5664609 - 05/23/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well apparently, based on his initial post, working day labor would be ideal for his work habits.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664672 - 05/23/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds to me like someone who's more interested in work than life.

I always feel bad for people when they tell me they've never called in to work. 'Cause seriously (not to sound clice, but...) fuck work.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664689 - 05/23/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well, it's easy for me to talk because my work consists of running around the house in my underwear and posting on the Shroomery.

I work for like 15 minutes a day.


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5664918 - 05/23/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Are you hiring?


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Re: Good calling out from work excuses [Re: Anonotron]
    #5664943 - 05/23/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If we were I'd be working 2 jobs!


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