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Brainiac
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Funny Mushroom Myths
#5662339 - 05/22/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do any of you have funney mushroom myths like mushroom seeds Hydro mushrooms useing a dishwasher to santizan of pf jars These just get me any others out there
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eris
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5662352 - 05/22/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i guess, wtyf.. ive seen way worse newb shit...
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: eris]
#5662646 - 05/23/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The reason you trip is because its food poisoning.
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hahaha, i have actualy heard that one before
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5662821 - 05/23/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha... if you only knew the shit eris and I put up with in the hunting forum 
How about:
Mushrooms grow UNDER cow shit.
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#5662829 - 05/23/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: king_cobra]
#5662850 - 05/23/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's not funny that's just a lie
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Wysefool]
#5662852 - 05/23/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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How about:
Only the spores get you high and so only caps get you high except stems have some spores on them so they get you high.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Gumby]
#5662855 - 05/23/06 01:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said: Haha... if you only knew the shit eris and I put up with in the hunting forum 
How about:
Mushrooms grow UNDER cow shit.
ahh man I have seen some of them, funny if it wasn't so sad
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"Mushrooms only grow at night......they die in the morning"
I have had to crush this myth on MANY occasions.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: niteowl]
#5662897 - 05/23/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hear questions about P. semilanceata being super-poisonous. I hardly bother contesting this opinion. I heard it yesterday though -- from the same guy (over 30 years old) that was trying to convince me that his friends synthesized LSD at home when they were teenagers.
Edited by Lakefingers (05/23/06 02:35 AM)
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Lakefingers]
#5662910 - 05/23/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I heard a new one tonight while hanging out with some random people that I was drinking with:
"Stems are more visual and caps are more body."
I told them about the Shroomery and that they should come here for the truth. They were also newbies to tripping so I told them how to go about enjoying the experience and not having a bad trip. It was a good night! I love helping people new to the "hobby."
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Gumby]
#5662916 - 05/23/06 02:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did you hear the one about the Mushroom and the Jew?
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"magic mushrooms don't grow in australia... the climate and soil doesn't permit it"
"mushrooms aren't halucinogens, they have a poisonous carcinogenic effect which is not unlike being punched in the kidneys"
"magic mushrooms are poison"
"psilocin is another name for LSD... they get LSD from mushrooms"
"magic mushrooms are poisonous."
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: indica]
#5663069 - 05/23/06 05:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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don´t inhale the spores, it makes mushrooms grow in your lungs
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Pithlit]
#5663163 - 05/23/06 06:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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my best friends all swear by their random "truths" about drugs that they've never researched
"the reason you trip is because your body is fighting the poison from the mushrooms."
"the only way to test for lsd is a spinal tap"
"MDMA makes your spinal fluid run backwards"
"when you take acid, it goes to your brain behind your retinas, this is why you get visuals"
its like they just pick out the worst possible scenario for all drugs to make them seem like more of a hardass for taking drugs. what the fuck are you trying to prove?
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: PurpleKush]
#5663468 - 05/23/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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you can "feel"mushroom spores you injest..
lol this is no shit, a buddy said when he tripped, itfeels like spiders crawling in his mouth, because you "feel the spore" lol
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: niteowl]
#5663583 - 05/23/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said: "Mushrooms only grow at night......they die in the morning"
Yea, I heard this too. along the lines of, " When the sun comes up, they go back into the pattie."
WTF?!?
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5663676 - 05/23/06 10:50 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"You shouldn't do mushrooms... they make yer brain bleed"  "Don't buy the shrooms, I heard that people sold regular sliced mushrooms dipped in/soaked in PCP/LSD" "Mushrooms work by making your brainstem swell, that's all it is, I read it in a study"
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some kid told me yesterday that I was wasting my life by "smoking mushrooms."
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: PurpleKush]
#5667416 - 05/24/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
PurpleKush said: my best friends all swear by their random "truths" about drugs that they've never researched
"the reason you trip is because your body is fighting the poison from the mushrooms."
"the only way to test for lsd is a spinal tap"
"MDMA makes your spinal fluid run backwards"
"when you take acid, it goes to your brain behind your retinas, this is why you get visuals"
its like they just pick out the worst possible scenario for all drugs to make them seem like more of a hardass for taking drugs. what the fuck are you trying to prove?
I love those myths. "Eating mushrooms will turn you into a bubonic hermaphrodite with hypertrichosis. Plus I read it turns your brain into pig semen" says Dude as he ingests 5 grams of dried cubensis.
Be happy that despite the "rational" culture we have, the oral tradition is as strong and empirically unfounded as ever. I wonder what ridiculous ideas we have about what other people do ...
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Lakefingers]
#5667430 - 05/24/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you eat to many they like grow on your brain.
The reason you trip is your spine sweats.
Don't look in the mirror it causes a bad trip.
They drain your spinal fluid.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: mikeownow]
#5667501 - 05/24/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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if a girl drinks your pee while your trippin, she can trip too
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: danlennon3]
#5667511 - 05/24/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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actually that last one (the peeing one) has a bit of truth to it. amanita piss can make another person trip...
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: guri]
#5667652 - 05/24/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"The stems are where the Strychnine is. So caps are the only part to eat."
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One night I was with a close friend It was my first and last trip with him. He just paid a guy 50.00 for an 1/4 an oz. We each ate about an 1/8 about an hour into the trip my friend said "they make you tall the truth" he started to ask me all kinds Questions about my back I have lots of pain, because of something like this. http://www.medimagery.net/Scoliosis-Corrective-Rod.htm I just keep cool I could have beat his ass, is this how a "friend" acts. so after asking about 15 Questions. I told him, he paid why too much for the mushrooms,I grow them and had a them about the size of a small plate ( I was lying about growing) his was pissed. Why not piss him off he just got done asking me about my back pain he was such an asshole and a little . To this day it make me thanking about it.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5670354 - 05/24/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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already said kind of:
"mushrooms make your brain bleed. not like its covered in blood you RETARD, its microscopic bleeding, like your cells bleed"
uhhhhhhhh, fuuuuuuucckk yoooouuuuuu
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Atheist]
#5670364 - 05/24/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know a kid who's convinced that "Mushrooms make your brain swell and bleed, and you nearly die, that's why you see stuff."
He sells mushrooms but won't do them, and he's a freakin' pussy. He believes every word he hears, and won't even smoke pot. He's in it for the money and he's giving out false information, he should get hurt.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Maverick]
#5670379 - 05/24/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, he's a real piece of shit if he really thinks that they make your brain swell and bleed, but still sells them to people. What a fucking bitch.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Maverick]
#5670409 - 05/24/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Deadmaker, I couldn't agree more. What's funny though is I've told him and shown him medical books on what bleeding and swelling of the brain is (aka stroke), and also scientific articles telling the affects of psilocybin and he says they're lies.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Deadmaker]
#5670445 - 05/24/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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how about "you should only eat a gram any more can kill you" people make me laugh some times.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Maverick]
#5670452 - 05/24/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's amazing how stupid some people are.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Deadmaker]
#5670547 - 05/24/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Deadmaker said: Well, he's a real piece of shit if he really thinks that they make your brain swell and bleed, but still sells them to people. What a fucking bitch.
My usual response to that is brain bleeding usually results in death or SERIOUS brain damage (the kind where you're in a vegative state).
They usually change the subject at that point...
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Brainiac]
#5670589 - 05/24/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Funny I haven't seen this one yet, I run into it a lot.
"Those gold flakes (vermiculite) make you trip harder"
In that case I've got a big ol' bag in my garage I'm willing to sell you for, oh let's say, $1000?
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Brainiac
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moving on up Read the one I posted about "they make you tall the truth",what an asshole .
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Quote:
flubbilynumpkins said: Funny I haven't seen this one yet, I run into it a lot.
"Those gold flakes (vermiculite) make you trip harder"
In that case I've got a big ol' bag in my garage I'm willing to sell you for, oh let's say, $1000?
I just read today that the gold flakes were put in bags to keep the shrooms dry.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Nashbar]
#5686443 - 05/29/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The reason you hunt mushrooms before the sun comes up is because the sun makes them shrivel up and go back into the shit until the next night when they come out again.
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: danliten]
#5686521 - 05/29/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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danliten said: how about "you should only eat a gram any more can kill you" people make me laugh some times.
it's true, I was killed 17 times by a single dose
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Re: Funny Mushroom Myths [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5686660 - 05/29/06 02:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have heard the myth about caps being so much more potent than stems many times. Some people feel like they are getting ripped off if you sell them a bag with more stems than caps
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