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Offlineflubbilynumpkins
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Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
    #5661723 - 05/22/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A. The one in Alaska, it's polar!

heh heh, chemistry is fun/./


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: flubbilynumpkins]
    #5661748 - 05/22/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium.


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They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
    #5661783 - 05/22/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
    #5661814 - 05/22/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'ed.

Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A: 6.022 E-23

Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon.


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
    #5661844 - 05/22/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
Chemical: A substance that:
1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odor;
2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure;
3) a physical chemist turns into a straight line;
4) a biochemist turns into a helix;
5) a chemical engineer turns into a profit.


:stoned:


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5661972 - 05/22/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

...so I says rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5661974 - 05/22/06 09:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

...so I says to the guy "no YOU'RE driving under the influence, of being a jerk"


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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: flubbilynumpkins]
    #5662875 - 05/23/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

this thread made my day :lol:


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