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Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet:
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YOU AREN'T READY FOR HIM.
If Jesus came down from heaven in all of his glory, he wouldn't be able to define himself as human, because if he tried, everyone would be pissed off at him.
If he came back as a man, the women would be pissed.
If he came back as a white man, the blacks would be pissed.
If he came back beautiful, the ugly people would be pissed.
If he came back heterosexual, the gays would be pissed.
If he came back as an anarchist, the government would be pissed and probably do something stupid like nail him to another tree.
If he came back as a fascist, everyone would be pissed.
If he came back as a taoist, the church would be pissed.
If he came back as a Democrat, the Republicans would be pissed.
There is no circumstance in which he could come back that wouldn't piss someone off.
Like old abraham lincoln said, "You can please some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time."
Jesus wants to please everyone. Thats why he generally tends to stay off this lousy rock. Its impossible to please anyone here because you are all bigots with your own idea of what is right and what is wrong. If Jesus tried to come back to this planet at the state its in now, he would inevitably piss a lot of people off, because he wouldn't be anything they expected or were hoping for.
People of the earth don't like peace. They like war. They don't like charity. They like mindless self-indulgence. How are you going to attract a soul of peace and charity when you are all a bunch of greedy assholes?
Jesus hopes you burn in hell until you realize that hell is a stupid place to be and pull yourselves out of the gutter. Thats the only chance you will ever have to truly know him and his father.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661555 - 05/22/06 07:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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the poor guys name is so abused
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: redgreenvines]
#5661584 - 05/22/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's why he sent me, his little brother Justice.
I'm here to teach you all a lesson you will never forget.
Of course, I am here to learn as well.
I am here to learn compassion. Jesus and his Way give me strength in this persuit.
I can't wait to see my big brother. I can't wait to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661595 - 05/22/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Unbelievably idiotic. Are you posting from a mental institution?
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661611 - 05/22/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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And all this time I thought Jesus was dead...LOL!
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661621 - 05/22/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am here to learn compassion.
We all are. Brother, if you truly seek to embody compassion, then why do you make posts saying things like "Jesus hopes you burn in hell", and calling gays the result of poor genetics? That's not compassion, and though I certainly can't claim to know Jesus, I can't imagine that he would hope anyone burns in hell.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: dblaney]
#5661624 - 05/22/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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dr. J. you scare me more than silus in the da vinci code.
you must stop using the whip. and stop abusing the names of the departed.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Icelander]
#5661648 - 05/22/06 08:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said: Unbelievably idiotic. Are you posting from a mental institution?
what specifically about the original post do you not agree with?
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661657 - 05/22/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet:
Because you're looking for him outside yourself.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: dblaney]
#5661694 - 05/22/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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dblaney said: I am here to learn compassion.
Brother, if you truly seek to embody compassion, then why do you make posts saying things like "Jesus hopes you burn in hell", and calling gays the result of poor genetics? That's not compassion, and though I certainly can't claim to know Jesus, I can't imagine that he would hope anyone burns in hell.
Its real easy to take statements out of context.
the truth hurts. how many times and in how many different ways do I have to say this?
Who do you think Jesus is supposed to be anyway? What do YOU think he would be like if he came back? Because I'm sayin right now, if he came back, at least a few people wouldn't like him, wouldn't want him around to question their ways and reveal their scams.
Look, you can be real and have principles and stick up for them, or you can be fake and try to please everyone.
personally, I think Jesus was real. He wasn't the fake little magical happy man that everyone wants him to be. How could Jesus be everything people want him to be when NO ONE can even agree what he said, or even what he looked like?
Serving the desires of this planet is a tall order, and I think Jesus has served enough tall orders. Thats why he's not here. He's taking a well-deserved vacation from the petty demands of humanity.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Silversoul]
#5661717 - 05/22/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet:
Because you're looking for him outside yourself.
I found him within a long time ago. I'm saved, man. Its everyone else I'm worried about. Cuz I don't see Jesus anywhere around here. All I see are greedy assholes who don't know the first fucking thing about Christ.
You know I hate to be a bigot. I know I am, but at least all I do is hammer on this keyboard, because I could be doing a lot more than that if I wanted to get midevil.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661734 - 05/22/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus wants to please everyone.
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Look, you can be real and have principles and stick up for them, or you can be fake and try to please everyone.
Hmm....
Its real easy to take statements out of context.
Okay, explain how I took the gayness being the result of poor genetics out of context. And explain to me how I took this out of context:
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Jesus hopes you burn in hell until you realize that hell is a stupid place to be and pull yourselves out of the gutter.
You're very clearly stating that Jesus wanted people to suffer. This, however, doesn't make sense. If he wanted people to suffer, why would he have done ANYTHING AT ALL? He showed people the way OUT of suffering. Why would he have done something like that if he wanted people to suffer?
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661745 - 05/22/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know I hate to be a bigot. I know I am
Hey, you came out of the closet! That's a wonderful first step!
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: dblaney]
#5661796 - 05/22/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're very clearly stating that Jesus wanted people to suffer. This, however, doesn't make sense. If he wanted people to suffer, why would he have done ANYTHING AT ALL? He showed people the way OUT of suffering. Why would he have done something like that if he wanted people to suffer?
Jesus doesn't want people to suffer. People want to suffer. He allows this because he allows everything from A to Z. He would like it if people didn't suffer, but if they want to put themselves through suffering via their own poor decisions, he will allow it. Like I said in another thread, if you are free, you are free to fail.
And by the way, the way OUT of suffering is THROUGH suffering. You cannot enter the gates of Heaven until you step through the gates of Hell without fear in your heart. The way out is through. Leary said that. Jesus provided the ultimate example of it.
You are in hell when you put yourself in hell. You get yourself out of hell by quitting the bitching and getting your shit together. It really is that simple.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661819 - 05/22/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You cannot enter the gates of Heaven until you step through the gates of Hell without fear in your heart. The way out is through
This is indeed so.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: dblaney]
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Are you saying that Jesus will come back as a human being? Because what you are advocating is that we all find Jesus.... because how else will we stop being so labeling and bigoted so as to reject him if he is white, brown, or any certain way?
If so, he doesn't need to come back at all, because he's already here in everyone.
What's to say that his second coming is not a person coming to each individual, initiating a transformation, and upon that transformation..... that is the reign of Christ... not an actual Christ sitting around reigning, but, rather, a restored peace on Earth when a critical mass of enlightenment is reached?
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: leery11]
#5662049 - 05/22/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If jesus came back, I'd buy him a beer. I bet that dude is a playa with the ladies.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5662281 - 05/22/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: If Jesus came down from heaven in all of his glory, he wouldn't be able to define himself as human...
Jesus will come back in spirit, in the hearts of mankind. He has already been here in the flesh and was murdered for it.
You seem to be a bit confused on what you think Jesus wants.
First you say.....
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Jesus wants to please everyone.....
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Jesus hopes you burn in hell......
Jesus doesn't want to please anyone.......he wants everyone to be pleased. It isn't his job to please you.....it is up to you to be happy with your life.
Jesus doesn't want anyone to burn in hell. It is upsetting to see people suffer.......especially for Jesus. He knows that "You have to go thru hell before you get to heaven" but he doesn't want you there.....he wants you with him.
He wants you to learn how to be happy with your life. If you're happy.....you're not in hell.
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People of the earth don't like peace. They like war. They don't like charity. They like mindless self-indulgence.
Change people, in that sentence with government, and you have it right.
Government and the church were the things Jesus rebelled against. These are two entities that care nothing about the people. They were responsible for Jesus dying the first time..........and are still working to keep people away from him today.
Jesus only cares about the individual person.......not the government that person happens to live under.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: niteowl]
#5662674 - 05/23/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet"
You know why Jesus hasnt shown his face yet? Because he was nailed to a cross.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: hot48yearolds]
#5663073 - 05/23/06 05:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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jesus christ.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Icelander]
#5663088 - 05/23/06 06:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said: Unbelievably idiotic. Are you posting from a mental institution?
LOL!!! I'm sorry, that was bad of me to LOL and kinda mean of you. Really Icelander, he might be writing in metaphor and who knows? Maybe we are granted whatever vision we are most capable of handling - like Jody Foster in 'Contact' meeting an alien life in the form of her Dad. Or look at Robin Williams in 'What Dreams May Come.' First, the afterlife is like living in an oil painting, where Reality can 'smear' and morph. Shaking hands with a bearded long-haired, Aramaic speaking, tunic-cloaked Issa/Y'shua/Iesus is not my highest vision. I mean, I want Ecstasy and Light, Realization [Aha!!!I KNEW it!!!] and Homecoming, Formlessness and Expansive Self-Effulgent Space...As William Blake wrote: "Energy is Eternal Delight." And hey, ya never know. The forms that appear are conditioned, but they may morph into the Universal Vision.
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I am being "kinda mean" with intent. This guy is not an asset to these forums IMO.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Icelander]
#5663304 - 05/23/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Who is to say he hasn't "shown up"? Maybe he came down like a thief in the night and you didn't even know it.
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MarkostheGnostic said:
I mean, I want Ecstasy and Light, Realization [Aha!!!I KNEW it!!!] and Homecoming, Formlessness and Expansive Self-Effulgent Space...As William Blake wrote: "Energy is Eternal Delight."
WOW, you've really got alot on your wish list there Markos! Better be a good boy all year, then santa will leave those gifts under the tree for you! 
Trungpa was spot on with so many things! 
Jesus comes back in many forms Markos, perhaps the blind sheep just dont see him?
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Sinbad]
#5663325 - 05/23/06 08:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I showed up here over four years and two months ago. Perhaps Jesus hasn't shown up because your eyes are so obstructed that you cannot even perceive traces of shadows. 
Like, hello! Right here, right now! You are within my presence! 
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: fireworks_god]
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5663371 - 05/23/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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MarkostheGnostic said: Shaking hands with a bearded long-haired, Aramaic speaking, tunic-cloaked Issa/Y'shua/Iesus is not my highest vision.
It might not be your highest vision, but would still be a pretty damned cool vision. 
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DoctorJ said: YOU AREN'T READY FOR HIM.
You don't know me, sucka. Of course, I myself am Jesus Christ, but you do not know anyone else, or whether or not they are ready for me.
Quite frankly, you aren't ready for me, perhaps moreso than anyone else, taking into consideration your bold assertion that others are not ready for me. Tsk tsk tsk.
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If Jesus came down from heaven in all of his glory, he wouldn't be able to define himself as human, because if he tried, everyone would be pissed off at him.
Quite the limited perspective on the matter. Jesus would exist as the union within all humans. Jesus' presence would not be divisive, not the second time around.
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as an anarchist, the government would be pissed and probably do something stupid like nail him to another tree.
The best experience ever.
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There is no circumstance in which he could come back that wouldn't piss someone off.
Perhaps you are interpreting everyone else's hypothetical state of being pissed off as though they were you personally. Its all right if everything pisses you off, but that doesn't mean that everyone else would be. Take a deep breath, relax a bit. I am the way, find peace within that. I am here for you, my child.
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Like old abraham lincoln said, "You can please some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time."
Abraham Lincoln failed to take into consideration the possibillity of a multi-faceted dildo. The possibillities are endless nowadays.
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Jesus wants to please everyone.
You do not know my way. Perhaps Jesus simply wants to be. Jesus has no wants, and I am privleged to know this, as I am Jesus. 
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Thats why he generally tends to stay off this lousy rock.
This terrestrial domain is my home. How could I tend to stay away from this beautiful planet, which my father created? Please do not blasphemy my home.
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Its impossible to please anyone here because you are all bigots with your own idea of what is right and what is wrong.
Once again, you neglect to contemplate the multi-faceted dildo. Right and wrong are not within the mind when one is directly experiencing the ectasy of reality. Trust me, Jesus can use a dildo. 
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If Jesus tried to come back to this planet at the state its in now, he would inevitably piss a lot of people off, because he wouldn't be anything they expected or were hoping for.
This is the honest truth, the only people Jesus has pissed off are a handful of people on the Shroomery who, in their perfection, fail to appreciate the usage of emoticons. No one has expectations of me as they do not know me. When they know me, they do not hold expectations either, because to do so would seperate themselves from me.
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People of the earth don't like peace. They like war. They don't like charity. They like mindless self-indulgence. How are you going to attract a soul of peace and charity when you are all a bunch of greedy assholes?
Once again, I fear that you are only speaking of yourself. Obviously, your perspective cannot encompass everyone and their nature. You only reflect yourself when you speak of others. Your words are a mirror of yourself. It is all right, my child, I know you.
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Jesus hopes you burn in hell until you realize that hell is a stupid place to be and pull yourselves out of the gutter. Thats the only chance you will ever have to truly know him and his father.
My only hope is that everyone plants a tree and appreciates the beauty of their present experience, that is possible through me. The only chance they have to truly know me is through me. Who am I? Jesus.
To be truthful, your concepts do not reflect the nature of myself (Jesus), or the people you clumsily address, or their nature or their chance to be within me. Perhaps it is these concepts which prevent you from truly knowing me. 
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: dblaney]
#5663588 - 05/23/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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dblaney said: And all this time I thought Jesus was dead...LOL!
Nobody ever said he died.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5663596 - 05/23/06 10:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: that's why he sent me, his little brother Justice.
I'm here to teach you all a lesson you will never forget.
Of course, I am here to learn as well.
I am here to learn compassion. Jesus and his Way give me strength in this persuit.
I can't wait to see my big brother. I can't wait to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope.
If you think god has a job for you, be carefull what you teach
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OldWoodSpecter said: If you think god has a job for you, be carefull what you teach
Please, I do not employ unstable individuals. 
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5663664 - 05/23/06 10:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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you and jesus can both sit on it.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: kotik]
#5663706 - 05/23/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Fuck you, man, what did I ever do to you? 
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: fireworks_god]
#5663847 - 05/23/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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cleverly hidden at the top of my reply, you will see that was not in response to you. 
it was more of my own philosophy. my fate is not decided on by magical beings that evaluate my own readiness for anything. thats why i say jesus can sit on it, same reason i say punch buddha in his fat laughing face, and dance on the decapitated body of shiva.
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Edited by kotik (05/23/06 11:28 AM)
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5663850 - 05/23/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: YOU AREN'T READY FOR HIM.
If Jesus tried to come back to this planet at the state its in now, he would inevitably piss a lot of people off, because he wouldn't be anything they expected or were hoping for.
Haha am I missing something from the whole Messiah story or is that not what happened when he came the first time, 2000 years ago? Wasn't he born in a stable when people expected him to be born in a palace? etc etc The human race isn't gonna change much any time soon. Call it the human condition, whatever, but I think we require another healthy dose of evolution before anything extraordinary happens.
To be honest I don't think jesus would have much time for you...you seem a bit up yourself.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: kotik]
#5663858 - 05/23/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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kotik said: jesus can sit on it.

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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: mr_kite]
#5663872 - 05/23/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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mr_kite said: To be honest I don't think jesus would have much time for you...you seem a bit up yourself.
Not nearly as much as you are, but I have time for you (remember, I'm Jesus ).
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: fireworks_god]
#5663885 - 05/23/06 11:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude I used to worship you on a weekly basis.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Icelander]
#5663950 - 05/23/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said: I am being "kinda mean" with intent. This guy is not an asset to these forums IMO.
So it's your intention to bully him out of here? Not very enlightened of you, IMO. Be the bigger man.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Silversoul]
#5664028 - 05/23/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus say: it is better to use the "Ignore User" function than to throw stones. If you cannot find compassion within thy heart, find the clicky thingie and move on, my son. 
(This has been a test of the Emergency Savior Communication System. Had this been an actual emergency, the message from your Savior would have been followed by a burning bush and a stone tablet. This was only a test.)
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Veritas]
#5664076 - 05/23/06 12:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said: I am being "kinda mean" with intent. This guy is not an asset to these forums IMO.
So it's your intention to bully him out of here? Not very enlightened of you, IMO. Be the bigger man.
There are a multitude of possible intentions. Perhaps he is giving him a harder time as an attempt to provoke him to think more carefully before posting, thus becoming more of an asset? Who knows? Let's not be quick to assume the most negative intention is the accurate one. 
Personally, even those who might understand the least or might express incomplete or fucked up perspectives offer a great oppurtunity for insightful discussion to flourish. Sometimes someone just needs to start a topic that will get good thoughts going. Honestly, everyone is an asset, even the ones who negatively comment on emoticon usage. 
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: mr_kite]
#5664085 - 05/23/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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mr_kite said: Dude I used to worship you on a weekly basis.
Sweet. 
Then you are forgiven. 
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DoctorJ said: that's why he sent me, his little brother Justice.
I'm here to teach you all a lesson you will never forget.
Of course, I am here to learn as well.
I am here to learn compassion. Jesus and his Way give me strength in this persuit.
I can't wait to see my big brother. I can't wait to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the ocean is as blue as it is in my dreams. I hope.
If you think god has a job for you, be carefull what you teach
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Veritas]
#5664100 - 05/23/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Veritas said: Jesus say: it is better to use the "Ignore User" function than to throw stones. If you cannot find compassion within thy heart, find the clicky thingie and move on, my son. 
(This has been a test of the Emergency Savior Communication System. Had this been an actual emergency, the message from your Savior would have been followed by a burning bush and a stone tablet. This was only a test.)
the 'ignore' feature is for pussies. I don't have a single person on this site on ignore, even though many people's posts offend me.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: DoctorJ]
#5664128 - 05/23/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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La la la, I'm not listening!
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Silversoul]
#5665017 - 05/23/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Icelander said: I am being "kinda mean" with intent. This guy is not an asset to these forums IMO.
So it's your intention to bully him out of here? Not very enlightened of you, IMO. Be the bigger man.
I never claimed enlightenment. My personal feeling (which I am willing to act on) is that this persons posts are so unhealthy that he does not have squat to offer P&S. I don't mind telling it as I see it. If he decides to stay and you decide he is God and your personal savior there is nothing I can do about that. I have done my bit and am at peace.
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Re: Why Jesus hasn't shown up yet: [Re: Icelander]
#5665090 - 05/23/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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everyone is ultimately their own personal savior.
I just help them find their own true nature.
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