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bhamlaxy
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marijuana classes
#5658717 - 05/21/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive learned so much from my court ordered marijuana classes!
Apparently weed makes your balls and cock shrink, decreases sperm count, increases infertility, clogs your cells with THC making them mutate, increases the risk of getting aids, makes you grow boobs and increases estrogen in men and testosterone in women.
I love fucking propaganda that is marginally based on actual fact. OH CRAP I JUST SMOKED A BOWL, I NOW HAVE AIDS.
Whatever, in a few months, ill be toking it up once again
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danlennon3
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5658897 - 05/22/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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pot DOES NOT decrese sperm.. but i read that it makes your sperm stupid, which stops it from getting to the egg. if anyone has a link that would be awesome
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Magash
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5658911 - 05/22/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know about the other crap but the lowering the sperm count thing. Well lets just say I smoke a lot esp when I was young and all I know is every woman I touched got pregnant. I wanna kill the doctor that did that study. (no joke)
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eligal
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: Magash]
#5658915 - 05/22/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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shouldnt be walkin around with sperm on your hands dude...
(and according to your smoking record and those studies... that sperm wasnt yours).
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AaronEvil
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: danlennon3]
#5659026 - 05/22/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
danlennon3 said: pot DOES NOT decrese sperm.. but i read that it makes your sperm stupid, which stops it from getting to the egg. if anyone has a link that would be awesome
Sounds like we should legalize pot and sell it as a method of birth control.
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Crestfallen
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: AaronEvil]
#5659042 - 05/22/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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God its like they took everything that people fear and made pot look like it causes it. what a pile of bullshit.
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psychonautix
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governments have no reservation about flat out lying to its people just to get what some old fart thinks is right... I fucking hate the state our nation is in today.
Imagine for a minute, a society that embraced these psychedelics as a form of learning... For instance, say culturally we had a school program where at a certain age, say, 17-18, teenagers were allowed to take mushrooms in a controlled set and setting with skilled mental therapists alongside to help monitor and ensure an excellent learning experience. Substitute shrooms with acid... and repeat! I think it would be cool if our society understood properly what these drugs actually do, and if politicians actually tried not be lazy and provided us with proper fixes to real issues, as opposed to just slapping on a quick fix which ends up hurting our country more in the end. (billions of dollars spent combating drugs.... which will never be completely eliminated.... as opposed to teaching a proper understanding of what this stuff actually does to you. and trusting people to make their own educated decisions regarding their choice to use or not..)
Ill tell you why the world isn't this way... its because if drugs were legal, we would finally realize how badly we are getting fucked by the government every single day...
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Cubanaso
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I hear marijuana can ruin lives. I hear you lose your mind if you dont get a hit.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5659604 - 05/22/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
bhamlaxy said: weed makes you grow boobs
Hell yeah! I'ma be picking up a Lb now!
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moog
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5660027 - 05/22/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Marijuana killed my father, and raped my mother!
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domite
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: moog]
#5660049 - 05/22/06 12:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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are there tests?
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avapxia
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Re: marijuana classes [Re: domite]
#5660091 - 05/22/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Believe it, i have AIDS because of marijuana.
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