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VoidOfsPg
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Not able to get it up *DELETED*
#5658290 - 05/21/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Post deleted by VoidOfsPgReason for deletion: :P
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658299 - 05/21/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It happens. Don't beat yourself over the head for it. If you think too much about it you'll just drive yourself crazy.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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aNeway2sayHooray
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658306 - 05/21/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658307 - 05/21/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let it go and make up for it next time. Scramble some eggs.
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Don't beat yourself over the head for it.
Actually, after his aborted performance it looks like he will be "beating himself over the head" i.e. masturbation.
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Don't beat yourself over the head for it.
Pun intended?
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658314 - 05/21/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't need to jack it, I'm satisifed right now. 
I just feel crappy cause I couldn't satisfy her like usual.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658316 - 05/21/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658322 - 05/21/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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On a totally unrelated note, alot of people on the shroomery must be 6'5", becuase your like the third person ive heard say you were, and im exactly 6'5" as well...
anyways, good luck getting hard next time
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happened to me once. in nearly the same sittuation. she was giving me head in the car then when it came to boneing i just wasent there. lucky for me i kinda came back after 10 min or so. but its shitty man i know. dont worry about it tho.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658334 - 05/21/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
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VoidOfsPg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
Oh man. That's just fucking cold as ice! I am unable to come up with an appropriate come-back.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658365 - 05/21/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You gonna be ok?
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Everyone knows Randall is a pimp to the max, nothing I say could destroy that.
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RandalFlagg
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I'm not sure. I'm feeling very deflated and emotionally impotent at the moment.
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notapillow
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658374 - 05/21/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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thats just the weed mang
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658382 - 05/21/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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bahaha i laughed my ass of reading the subject to this thread....don't sweat it, i couldn't get it up once due to being drunk as fuck.
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VoidOfsPg
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Well the sad part is that I was completely sober.
hahaha
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658399 - 05/21/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg said: Well the sad part is that I was completely sober.
When I had my incident I was completely sober too. It happens to the best of us pimps.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658402 - 05/21/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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ya iv heard alot of people talk about gettin liquer dick. last night was the first time i ever had sex while drunk. and i must say... no limpy here
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658407 - 05/21/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive been there man.... 
and I tend to need more than jsut a 5 or 10 minute break...
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
#5658419 - 05/21/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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eligal said: Ive been there man.... 
and I tend to need more than jsut a 5 or 10 minute break...
Damn, she must be ugly.
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na, its jsut me... I grew old fast?
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Don't you just love how the world wide web facilitates penis size bragging and exaggerated virility?
Thank God for the internet.
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VoidOfsPg
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wtf I just noticed Atemi gave me a bogus rating for no reason. What an ass. 
eligal - I probably should have waited maybe 15 or 20 minutes before going at it, but she seemed to want it ASAP.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658447 - 05/21/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never exaggerated anything....well, other than the fact how awesome I am...
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i remember this commercial that said 1 in every 3 men have erectial difficulies....lol might have been bullshit but it was pretty funny
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DrunkenAttempt said: i remember this commercial that said 1 in every 3 men have erectial difficulies....lol might have been bullshit but it was pretty funny
its all fun and games until one of you goes limp
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658484 - 05/21/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Old man Aeg never needed a bed to get the job done. Back when I was your age we were bending Vietnamese whores over park benches in broad daylight.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
#5658485 - 05/21/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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eligal said: its all fun and games until one of you goes limp
True 'dat.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658511 - 05/21/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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maybe she wasnt doing her job well enough?
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VoidOfsPg
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Oh she did her job very well at the beginning 
Maybe if the lights were on and I had visual stimulation it might have been different.
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eligal
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KristiMidocean said: maybe she wasnt doing her job well enough?
what can she do wrong?? all she has to do is be naked...
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
#5658525 - 05/21/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahah that's true.
Just be naked and make noises and I'll be happy.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658545 - 05/21/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take it from old man Aeg... with a little discipline you'll be nailing 500lb whores in greyhound shitters.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: _Aegis_]
#5658562 - 05/21/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No old man could ever convince me to have sex with anyone over 200lbs.
Unless, of course, he has a lot of money.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
#5658575 - 05/21/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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well if he couldnt get it up obviuosly he need her to do more then that. I have never ever ever had a problem with etting a guy up no matter how many times he had just came.
If your a girl you should know everyway to get your guy up no matter what... there are ways you can get things accomplished and us females know exactly what it is... well most of us
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658587 - 05/21/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg said: No old man could ever convince me to have sex with anyone over 200lbs.
Unless, of course, he has a lot of money.
shit anyone over 150 is too much if your female! mawahahahaha
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KristiMidocean said: there are ways you can get things accomplished and us females know exactly what it is...

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KristiMidocean said: well if he couldnt get it up obviuosly he need her to do more then that. I have never ever ever had a problem with etting a guy up no matter how many times he had just came.
If your a girl you should know everyway to get your guy up no matter what... there are ways you can get things accomplished and us females know exactly what it is... well most of us
i am sure you know many ways to get a guy up..
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: MrSinister]
#5658614 - 05/21/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do! I was in a relatonship not too long ago that was three years long ... after three years you learn all kinds of new ways to get that son of a bitch to stand!
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Well Sinister is always willing to be a test subject if you're willing to show me what you learned..
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You couldnt show this old dog a new trick but youre welcome to try.
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