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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658399 - 05/21/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
Well the sad part is that I was completely sober.




When I had my incident I was completely sober too. It happens to the best of us pimps.


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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658402 - 05/21/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ya iv heard alot of people talk about gettin liquer dick. last night was the first time i ever had sex while drunk. and i must say...:grin: no limpy here


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658407 - 05/21/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ive been there man.... :frown:

and I tend to need more than jsut a 5 or 10 minute break...  :ashamed:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
    #5658419 - 05/21/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
Ive been there man.... :frown:

and I tend to need more than jsut a 5 or 10 minute break...  :ashamed:





Damn, she must be ugly. :smirk:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5658432 - 05/21/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

na, its jsut me... I grew old fast?  :justdontknow:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5658435 - 05/21/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Don't you just love how the world wide web facilitates penis size bragging and exaggerated virility?

Thank God for the internet.


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InvisibleVoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5658436 - 05/21/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

wtf I just noticed Atemi gave me a bogus rating for no reason. What an ass. :thumbdown:


eligal - I probably should have waited maybe 15 or 20 minutes before going at it, but she seemed to want it ASAP. :rolleyes:


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5658447 - 05/21/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've never exaggerated anything....well, other than the fact how awesome I am... :tongue2:


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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5658459 - 05/21/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i remember this commercial that said 1 in every 3 men have erectial difficulies....lol might have been bullshit but it was pretty funny


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5658478 - 05/21/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
i remember this commercial that said 1 in every 3 men have erectial difficulies....lol might have been bullshit but it was pretty funny





its all fun and games until one of you goes limp


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658484 - 05/21/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Old man Aeg never needed a bed to get the job done. Back when I was your age we were bending Vietnamese whores over park benches in broad daylight. :crazy2:


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
    #5658485 - 05/21/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
its all fun and games until one of you goes limp




True 'dat.


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658511 - 05/21/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

maybe she wasnt doing her job well enough?  :foreheadslap:


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InvisibleVoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5658519 - 05/21/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Oh she did her job very well at the beginning :wink:

Maybe if the lights were on and I had visual stimulation it might have been different. :shrug:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5658520 - 05/21/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

KristiMidocean said:
maybe she wasnt doing her job well enough?  :foreheadslap:





what can she do wrong?? all she has to do is be naked...  :undecided:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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InvisibleVoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
    #5658525 - 05/21/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hahah that's true.

Just be naked and make noises and I'll be happy. :grin:


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Invisible_Aegis_
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658545 - 05/21/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Take it from old man Aeg... with a little discipline you'll be nailing 500lb whores in greyhound shitters.:crazy2:


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InvisibleVoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: _Aegis_]
    #5658562 - 05/21/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No old man could ever convince me to have sex with anyone over 200lbs.

Unless, of course, he has a lot of money.


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: eligal]
    #5658575 - 05/21/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well if he couldnt get it up obviuosly he need her to do more then that. I have never ever ever had a problem with etting a guy up no matter how many times he had just came.

If your a girl you should know everyway to get your guy up no matter what... there are ways you can get things accomplished and us females know exactly what it is... well most of us


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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5658587 - 05/21/06 11:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

VoidOfsPg said:
No old man could ever convince me to have sex with anyone over 200lbs.

Unless, of course, he has a lot of money.





shit anyone over 150 is too much if your female!  mawahahahaha  :wink:


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