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VoidOfsPg
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Not able to get it up *DELETED*
#5658290 - 05/21/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Post deleted by VoidOfsPgReason for deletion: :P
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658299 - 05/21/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It happens. Don't beat yourself over the head for it. If you think too much about it you'll just drive yourself crazy.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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aNeway2sayHooray
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658306 - 05/21/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658307 - 05/21/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let it go and make up for it next time. Scramble some eggs.
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Don't beat yourself over the head for it.
Actually, after his aborted performance it looks like he will be "beating himself over the head" i.e. masturbation.
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aNeway2sayHooray
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Don't beat yourself over the head for it.
Pun intended?
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658314 - 05/21/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't need to jack it, I'm satisifed right now. 
I just feel crappy cause I couldn't satisfy her like usual.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658316 - 05/21/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
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domite
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5658322 - 05/21/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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On a totally unrelated note, alot of people on the shroomery must be 6'5", becuase your like the third person ive heard say you were, and im exactly 6'5" as well...
anyways, good luck getting hard next time
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happened to me once. in nearly the same sittuation. she was giving me head in the car then when it came to boneing i just wasent there. lucky for me i kinda came back after 10 min or so. but its shitty man i know. dont worry about it tho.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658334 - 05/21/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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-------------------- Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.
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VoidOfsPg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said: There was ONE time that I was not able to get it up. I don't believe that one incident is an indictment upon my virility and you shouldn't either.
Limpy.
*this one moment is actually a metaphor for the continuous failings of my seemingly flaccid-for-life penis
Oh man. That's just fucking cold as ice! I am unable to come up with an appropriate come-back.
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658365 - 05/21/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You gonna be ok?
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Everyone knows Randall is a pimp to the max, nothing I say could destroy that.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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RandalFlagg
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I'm not sure. I'm feeling very deflated and emotionally impotent at the moment.
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notapillow
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658374 - 05/21/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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thats just the weed mang
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Re: Not able to get it up [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5658382 - 05/21/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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bahaha i laughed my ass of reading the subject to this thread....don't sweat it, i couldn't get it up once due to being drunk as fuck.
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VoidOfsPg
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Well the sad part is that I was completely sober.
hahaha
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