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Offlineloopin20
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Best spots to get laid
    #5657181 - 05/21/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Where do you live and where do you go when you wanna hook up for a one nighter?

Damn I need to get laid bad.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657184 - 05/21/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the bed always worked for me, sometimes I use the floor


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657186 - 05/21/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the bar!

back in the day  :tongue:




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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5657189 - 05/21/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Kitchen counter works too.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657190 - 05/21/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Back of a Volkswagon...


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Offlineloopin20
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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5657193 - 05/21/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ya'll suck. I wanna hook up with your women. Where are they?!?


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657204 - 05/21/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Somewhere you aren't.

:eatadick:


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657208 - 05/21/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

loopin20 said:
Ya'll suck. I wanna hook up with your women. Where are they?!?




just go to clubs and bars and work your game.

bring a girl back to your pad thats all.

Ask as many girls to dance and shit. 70% may reject but theres alwats that 30% thats down to fuck.


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Offlinemonamine
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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657211 - 05/21/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

loopin20 said:
Ya'll suck. I wanna hook up with your women. Where are they?!?




You can have all of my women...mutltiplied by 12 (0*12=0)

I wish I could help you out, but I'm a pussy magnet...with both poles being of the same charge.


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Offlineloopin20
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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Ginseng1]
    #5657212 - 05/21/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

cool.

Where in LA are the hottest chicks? Ugly chicks suck.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: monamine]
    #5657213 - 05/21/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, it's not easy having so many.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657215 - 05/21/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well, I'm obviously no expert on this, but so far, I seem to have had my best luck at raves.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: monamine]
    #5657217 - 05/21/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

monamine said:
Quote:

loopin20 said:
Ya'll suck. I wanna hook up with your women. Where are they?!?




You can have all of my women...mutltiplied by 12 (0*12=0)

I wish I could help you out, but I'm a pussy magnet...with both poles being of the same charge.




so youre a magnet made out of pussy and 'poles' take charge ocer you?


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657218 - 05/21/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anywhere you see them, just walk up and say something. It works.


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657225 - 05/21/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657235 - 05/21/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

loopin20 said:
cool.

Where in LA are the hottest chicks?  Ugly chicks suck.




If you play your cards right, they also swallow. :grin:


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: eris]
    #5657242 - 05/21/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eris said:
Anywhere you see them, just walk up and say something. It works.




"Hey baby, I'm only on two psychiatric meds now."

Hasn't worked thus far...


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: quillini]
    #5657244 - 05/21/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

they all swallow if you dont let them up for air


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657265 - 05/21/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

loopin20 said:
cool.

Where in LA are the hottest chicks? Ugly chicks suck.





Never been there but I hear the West LA is the spot....


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657267 - 05/21/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: loopin20]
    #5657281 - 05/21/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

loopin20 said:
Where do you live and where do you go when you wanna hook up for a one nighter?

Damn I need to get laid bad.




Do you have a big penis?


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5657294 - 05/21/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it's the internet, everyone has a big penis


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5657300 - 05/21/06 05:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5657339 - 05/21/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

here I found you one......

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CALL ME,
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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5674875 - 05/25/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5674938 - 05/25/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
they all swallow if you dont let them up for air




:congrats:


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: gregorio]
    #5674967 - 05/25/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Set up shop outside of Planned Parenthood.... :strokebeard:


:oogle:


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Re: Best spots to get laid [Re: FunkyLoFi]
    #5675002 - 05/25/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hahahahaha!


Ouch. :tongue2:


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