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@#%ing gardeners
    #5650992 - 05/19/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I swear my gardeners are just shaved apes with power tools, because no human could be so stupid.

I walk outside on my way to take my math final, and notice that the gardeners had gone through the flowerbed where I had planted poppies and carefully yanked out any plant that wasn't a weed. They aren't even paid to weed! They've gotten yelled at before for fucking with that flowerbed, too!

How do you say "don't fucking touch anything in here" in spanish? I want to put up a sign. I'll be damned if I'm going to have to spend money to put up chickenwire just to keep these idiots away from my poppies :crankey:

I'm out of seeds now, too. Those fuckers just kept me from having a poppy crop. I swear I'm going to kick someone's ass :mad:


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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5651006 - 05/19/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5651021 - 05/19/06 05:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Do your own yard work?


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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5651043 - 05/19/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
Do your own yard work?




The homeowner's association is in charge of external upkeep (although that flowerbed is not their property)... so they contract the gardeners to care for all of the yards.

The worst I could do is just sit there every friday with a shotgun and keep them away from my opium.


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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5651363 - 05/19/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Konnrade said:
The worst I could do is just sit there every friday with a shotgun and keep them away from my opium.




Thats what we do around here :grin:

I say a couple signs around the garden should do it. In spanish if they're Mexican. "No toque". :crazy2:


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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5651867 - 05/19/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well welcome to the club


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Re: @#%ing gardeners [Re: Konnrade]
    #5652378 - 05/20/06 05:47 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You need a chainlink fence and a pitbull. Trust me, that'll stop both the neighbor and the gardners. Better luck next year.


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