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Damn Kids!!
#5650405 - 05/19/06 02:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its time all you younguns learn about NASCAR.
This Sat 20th at night 7 pm est. The have a real
race 2 heat s then the top 25 cars have a
shoot out. they race no firearms are used.
Very redneck environment. Charlotte NC.
And Its very Important that this car wins
Next el All-Star Challenge FX Sat. 9 p.m. Nextel Open FX Sat. 7 p.m.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5650997 - 05/19/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: Konnrade]
#5651128 - 05/19/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said:
Just so yall arn't misled by the smiley race car driver,
technically hes going the wrong way.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5651210 - 05/19/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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iv never liked NASCAR or any type of sport
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5651566 - 05/19/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm from NC not far from R.C.R I known race car bailders,even went to school with a race car driver,but he couldn't not pass a drug test and got trown out of nascar but can't reminder his name. Nascar isn't a sport, how do you call going around 500 times a sport? Its just an rednack way of getting drunk!
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5651571 - 05/19/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
alsnow469 said:
Quote:
Konnrade said:
Just so yall arn't misled by the smiley race car driver,
technically hes going the wrong way.
You must be watching from the stands then. I watch from the pits.
....you suck.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: Brainiac]
#5652136 - 05/20/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its blasphemy for anyone near Welcome NC, to badmouth
The fine sport of Car racing,
Unless you're a commie .
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5652157 - 05/20/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can't pick on my own I live near Richard Childress Racing.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5652159 - 05/20/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm still not convinced.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: dr_gonz]
#5652231 - 05/20/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes I'm Dyslexic, Dysgraphia and highly intelligent I graduate high school in the top 5% my Intelligence Quotient(IQ) is 165 What's yours ?
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5652257 - 05/20/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ugh, I hate racing. i don't even consider it a sport. It's more on part with fishing or something
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5652284 - 05/20/06 03:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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My problem with NASCAR is this:
You watch people drive in circles for a few hours.
I've never been able to decipher how that's entertaining. If I was DRIVING the car it would be fun... but otherwise it just seems devoid of appeal. Every once in a while there's a crash... and then everybody drives slowly for a while while it gets cleaned up. Then they speed up again... and drive in fucking circles.
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: Konnrade]
#5652322 - 05/20/06 04:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I put racing on to fall asleep but how much talent does it take to make left turns for 5 hours it would be a sport if half the cars were driving in the other direction.I'd rather flush my hotwheels in the toilet and watch them go around then watch Nascar What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around REDNECKS What Do you call 42 rednecks chasing a flaming homosexual? Nascar I can’t decide which I hate more- NASCAR itself or NASCAR fan.Ok, ok I guess it’s NASCAR fan! These idiots camp in the middle of a track and think it is fun to get plastered while cars go in circles around them. These are the tobacco dribbling hillbillies you see that put stickers of little guys peeing on things on their rigs. I’ve got a great idea to get back at these losers who put that little peeing rascal on their window. We follow them until they go into: a bar or a Big Lots their cousins house when her husband is out of town When they do- we leave a nice steamer on the hood of their pickup. Screw pissing on it. Just leave a big pile of dog shit right on the hood. That would be funny. What does NASCAR even stand for? Nothing but-Abnormally-Stupid-Crazy-Ass-Rednecks? Maybe. Need-Another-Sip of-Crappy-Ass-Rolling Rock? Can’t be. These cats don’t drink anything other than Pabst Blue Ribbon, the occasional High Life or freakin Moonshine. Actually- I think it stands for something about stock car racing. Stock car? Those rides are anything but stock. They’re tricked up by some sweaty fat guy named “Dirty Johnny” in the garage with all kinds of gearhead performance crap. Hell- those aren’t even really headlights (see Latch Beam’s Hooters poem) they are decals. And why do they have all those sponsors decals? It’s not like you can read them when the car is flying by at 200 mph. How do these guys get good at driving anyway? When they are young, their parents have a couple cars, but they are always on blocks in the front yard!
Have you ever heard these guys talk? First of all you can hardly even understand a word they say and when you can understand the words, you don’t know what they are saying because they have their own language. Seriously- see if you can tell me what this means. “I tried to get out of his dirty air and my stickers hit the marbles and took me right to the wall. Next thing I knew I was in the ambulance.” OK- first of all dirty air? Marbles? Best of all I didn’t realize dude said ambulance because he said it like this: AM-ba-lance. Have you ever noticed that every single NASCAR racer’s name is either Ricky, Dale, or Bobby? No wonder these guys are retards- can you imagine just driving around in circles everyday? You’d think they could at least mix it up a little. You know- get a little crazy and every other race reverse it and make only right turns. Or fuck it- the only good thing about NASCAR is the horrific crashes anyway. Maybe they should make half the racers go clockwise and the other counter-clockwise and race at the same time! (NASCAR fan- don’t look at your Casio digital and try to figure this one out. Clockwise is to the right. Counter-clockwise is to the left. What? OK- hold your hands in front of you. Your right is- oh never mind. Yes I know NASCAR fan'- counter is something in your RV you set your beer and your Mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs on, but it also can mean opposite or against. Or in your terms, “ass-backwards.” When you have two words that are spelled the same, but mean something different it’s called a homonym. No NASCAR fan - not that kind of homo. You see… You know what?! Just forget it!)
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: Brainiac]
#5652333 - 05/20/06 04:53 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jesus Brainiac, don't sugar coat it
like that Tell it straight.
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Brainiac said: I put racing on to fall asleep but how much talent does it take to make left turns for 5 hours it would be a sport if half the cars were driving in the other direction.I'd rather flush my hotwheels in the toilet and watch them go around then watch Nascar What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around REDNECKS What Do you call 42 rednecks chasing a flaming homosexual? Nascar I can’t decide which I hate more- NASCAR itself or NASCAR fan.Ok, ok I guess it’s NASCAR fan! These idiots camp in the middle of a track and think it is fun to get plastered while cars go in circles around them. These are the tobacco dribbling hillbillies you see that put stickers of little guys peeing on things on their rigs. I’ve got a great idea to get back at these losers who put that little peeing rascal on their window. We follow them until they go into: a bar or a Big Lots their cousins house when her husband is out of town When they do- we leave a nice steamer on the hood of their pickup. Screw pissing on it. Just leave a big pile of dog shit right on the hood. That would be funny. What does NASCAR even stand for? Nothing but-Abnormally-Stupid-Crazy-Ass-Rednecks? Maybe. Need-Another-Sip of-Crappy-Ass-Rolling Rock? Can’t be. These cats don’t drink anything other than Pabst Blue Ribbon, the occasional High Life or freakin Moonshine. Actually- I think it stands for something about stock car racing. Stock car? Those rides are anything but stock. They’re tricked up by some sweaty fat guy named “Dirty Johnny” in the garage with all kinds of gearhead performance crap. Hell- those aren’t even really headlights (see Latch Beam’s Hooters poem) they are decals. And why do they have all those sponsors decals? It’s not like you can read them when the car is flying by at 200 mph. How do these guys get good at driving anyway? When they are young, their parents have a couple cars, but they are always on blocks in the front yard!
Have you ever heard these guys talk? First of all you can hardly even understand a word they say and when you can understand the words, you don’t know what they are saying because they have their own language. Seriously- see if you can tell me what this means. “I tried to get out of his dirty air and my stickers hit the marbles and took me right to the wall. Next thing I knew I was in the ambulance.” OK- first of all dirty air? Marbles? Best of all I didn’t realize dude said ambulance because he said it like this: AM-ba-lance. Have you ever noticed that every single NASCAR racer’s name is either Ricky, Dale, or Bobby? No wonder these guys are retards- can you imagine just driving around in circles everyday? You’d think they could at least mix it up a little. You know- get a little crazy and every other race reverse it and make only right turns. Or fuck it- the only good thing about NASCAR is the horrific crashes anyway. Maybe they should make half the racers go clockwise and the other counter-clockwise and race at the same time! (NASCAR fan- don’t look at your Casio digital and try to figure this one out. Clockwise is to the right. Counter-clockwise is to the left. What? OK- hold your hands in front of you. Your right is- oh never mind. Yes I know NASCAR fan'- counter is something in your RV you set your beer and your Mac and cheese with cut up hotdogs on, but it also can mean opposite or against. Or in your terms, “ass-backwards.” When you have two words that are spelled the same, but mean something different it’s called a homonym. No NASCAR fan - not that kind of homo. You see… You know what?! Just forget it!)
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Re: Damn Kids!! [Re: alsnow469]
#5652745 - 05/20/06 09:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just can't sit and watch people drive straight then turn left for 5 hours
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