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Muppet69_420
Speed feeder


Registered: 03/23/05
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Pub Talk about "Speed and Good Deals of Any Street Bought Substance"
#5649174 - 05/19/06 05:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Firstly before I start heres a formality, hello everyone! How are yooou! Been awhile since I viewed the shroomery, bless its heart ! 
Muppet: "It is me, Muppet69_420~!!!1, comming at you with a long, long, seriously long story"
Two Bystanderds: *gasp* "*crying* Oh no..no-no-no! , Not him and his twacked out threads AGAIN! Press the emergency button now-h-hurry.!.!..!" *psstch* "YOU BUSTED THE LEVER!!" "Wait for IT GEEZUS," *pant-pant-pant* *swoosh: fart noise* *akward silence that consists of cricket sounds*...."We-," **Alert, Alert, Code Red Has Been Triggered** *cheering* X01010101XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX0101010101010101010101010101010101021010101010101010101010XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX101010101010101010XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX....loading....loading....commencing *eletrical beep sounding like the word twurp is heard* (twurp is heard throughout the community)
Initating Code Red: *beep* *zurp* *twurp* XXX0101XXX010101XX0101 *beep* *zurp* *twurp*.......loaded |click here to confirm initiation| *click* *BOOP* **WARNING** **WARNING**|Computer Voice #102 Demonical: "Muppet69_420 has been spotted on an upper procede calmly to room #0009z for imediate evacuation!"|**WARNING** **WARNING**|Computer Voice #102 Demonical: "Muppet69_420 has been spotted on an upper procede calmly to room #0009z for imediate evacuation!"|
Community Population: *screams*
...you gotta hate this babble, which is probably not even bothered with at all and is pointless and off-topic.
Heads-up: Be ready for a long paragraphical story of mine...again! *butt grin!*
Procede with patience and determination, but just make sure regardless you post a time you had a better than great deal of any street substance, for example: $20 of schwag, but instead received 2-4 oz. plus papers (just a example it might seem a bit much bit it was said "better than "great" deal." ).
Well today after a 1-2.5 weeks of being clean (had a lot of THC recently and my memory isn't all that is to recollect, ). I decided to buy some $30 of speed: meth, which I did in the afternoon and planned to use after a long nap during the day after having stayed up all night sober working towards getting some 7+ research papers completed (did 9..."sober," what a pain!), which thankfully turned out great, but overwhelmingly conquered my sanity and pushed my over the edge and was cranky towards my sister half the time whenever a favor requiring "any" physical requirements. So after doing all that was asked of me it became a sort of a battle of lust and reason to call a close friend of mine for some shit. The call got through on the last ring making me sort of relieved to believe that acquiring shit wasn't possible, if only that was true because just after the last ring had rung it was surprisingly interrupted half way by a preoccupied person saying "Hel-lo?!" Well after all the chit chat followed by a hot drive that was moderately long due to traffic we entwined with a hand shake then there after we parted as soon as we met. Being my somewhat overly trusty self towards close friends who deal just about anything I had waited until I was finally home to give a better inspection on the baggy. It shocked me to see a huge densely shaded crystal accompanied by 6 other rather big shards and no shake except for maybe 5-6 smaller shards, but nothing crunched/cut purposely. After witnessing such a baggy it became clear that after buying from his cousin due to lack of transportation he wanted me back because I was a good customer, and it must be said that he doesn't do the stuff either. In other words he's a clean dealer who just wants his buyer to come back for more. It was a .9 at first then he during th transaction said never go through my cousin...with a smile of course and I didn't say anything but from prior experiences with his cousin comparing the two together is like comparing a wolf to a lion; lions' are king, wolfs' are just punching bags, vise versa with dogs' and cats' in general canines'/felines' and in this example a lions natural instinct is like that of a dogs towards a cats (exotic: lions beats canine etc. domestic: dogs beats cats etc.).
yeah anyways lol, the buff sack consists of a pink width shard with a height of your pinkie fingers nail. The shard is also very similar to a regular or average shard though instead it looks like its powdered and is densely colored a snow white color. This is what we/I/most like to call "in my local area,"..."rocket fuel." Rocket fuel is very pure, with no cut, usually a experienced cook creates it thus making it slightly to probably as clean as possibly achievable when street cooking, and by being clean I mean none of the "icky stuff" is in it; whatever is made to create it lets say battery acid, acetone, or any other nasty chemicals you can think of. "Rocket fuel," lasts a long time and cracks back (crack back: the amount of time it takes for the shards liquid form to dry/become solid so that you can smoke it again sooner) fairly quickly if not instantaneously after heat is taken away. Such a deal I got! Its been sampled already and with it being so good the huge sack is usually around $70-$90, but it was obtained for only $30, its acknowledged that a lot of people hate speed and precisely the speed "meth." Lets try and start a topic of a time when you got something that was clearly a lot more than what you could've gotten.
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I live to learn and learn to live. forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... ....thats as old as my account... On that note fart in public and grin. Hail Shroomery!
Edited by Muppet69_420 (05/19/06 06:11 AM)
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Hawkeye3
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Registered: 09/04/05
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Re: Pub Talk about "Speed and Good Deals of Any Street Bought Substance" [Re: Muppet69_420]
#5649472 - 05/19/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're tweeking your ass off and it's pretty funny. Keep typing.
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Banez
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Registered: 09/23/05
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Re: Pub Talk about "Speed and Good Deals of Any Street Bought Substance" [Re: Hawkeye3]
#5649480 - 05/19/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol
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Muppet69_420
Speed feeder


Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 2,592
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
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Re: Pub Talk about "Speed and Good Deals of Any Street Bought Substance" [Re: Banez]
#5649491 - 05/19/06 09:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its true.
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I live to learn and learn to live. forget w/e was here b4 it was meth gibberish.... ....thats as old as my account... On that note fart in public and grin. Hail Shroomery!
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