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OfflineSporetacus
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Elohim and their bitches
    #5647124 - 05/18/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Why did they want monkey women to interbreed with? Were their females that hideous?


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InvisibleIcelander
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647133 - 05/18/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Sometimes you just want a change of pace. :mattz:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Icelander]
    #5647141 - 05/18/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You read the bible too much. Go out and find a job. :whacker:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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OfflineSporetacus
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Icelander]
    #5647143 - 05/18/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I pity the poor woodland creatures in your neighborhood.


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647146 - 05/18/06 05:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Veritas and I spent the day in the woods. :wink:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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OfflineSporetacus
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Icelander]
    #5647152 - 05/18/06 05:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Was there a squirrel involved?


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647155 - 05/18/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

No but my dog Frankie was there. :evildog:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647163 - 05/18/06 05:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe I missed something here. What exactly are you talking about?


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Silversoul]
    #5647173 - 05/18/06 05:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Are you sure you want to delve into this with us. :shocked: :sheeplove:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647178 - 05/18/06 05:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Sporetacus said:
Why did they want monkey women to interbreed with? Were their females that hideous?




they had no females

femininity is the product of 2, not 1.

The angels took human wives so that they could balance out the universe

Since then, many females have ascended and become equals to the angels.


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Silversoul]
    #5647180 - 05/18/06 06:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What exactly are you talking about? :what:

:headbang: :sun: :headbang: :satansmoking:
Peace. :mushroom2:


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5647188 - 05/18/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm really more concerned about discovering what I'm talking about.


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #5647196 - 05/18/06 06:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What ARE you talking about?


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Icelander]
    #5647277 - 05/18/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What  are you talking about? :what:

:headbang: :sun: :headbang: :satansmoking:
Peace. :mushroom2:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5647296 - 05/18/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What am I talking about? :confused:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5647775 - 05/18/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well Humans were breeding with chimpanzees as recently as 5 million years ago....and having offspring...long asfter the species diverged. Anybody want a monkey/wife or monkey/husband?


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #5647868 - 05/18/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

sure why not


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OfflineSporetacus
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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5648100 - 05/18/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If the Elohim were sexless, how could they take a wife; human, animal or otherwise?


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: Sporetacus]
    #5648121 - 05/18/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

they weren't sexless

they were homosexuals.


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Re: Elohim and their bitches [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5648158 - 05/18/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

zounds like a party


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