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OfflineDoctorJ
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so I got pulled over...
    #5645044 - 05/18/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

on my way home from jack in the box, a cop saw me, busted a U, then turned on his lights

So I turned off my car and waited

but as soon as he read my liscense plate, he sped off!

guess he must've figured out who I am :lol:

damn, it feels good to be a gangster :cool:


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OfflineDobie
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645048 - 05/18/06 02:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

them cops aint want no trouble with us gangstas


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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645067 - 05/18/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah that must be it, the cop got scared because he saw your licence plate :smirk:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645070 - 05/18/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:mattz:


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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645074 - 05/18/06 03:03 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Perhaps there was a warrant out for someone with a car that looked like yours?


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: stefan]
    #5645076 - 05/18/06 03:03 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

stefan said:
yeah that must be it, the cop got scared because he saw your licence plate :smirk:




no, the cop got scared because he didn't want to lose his job :smirk:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645081 - 05/18/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:whatever:


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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5645082 - 05/18/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
Perhaps there was a warrant out for someone with a car that looked like yours?



my guess too.

Quote:

no, the cop got scared because he didn't want to lose his job  :smirk:



why would he be scared to loose his job?


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: stefan]
    #5645090 - 05/18/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

perhaps it was his immortal soul he was worried about :rofl:


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Offlinestefan
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645095 - 05/18/06 03:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah, you're one badass mofo :lol:


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OfflineKonnrade
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645147 - 05/18/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You think you're as badass as Jules, or something?

:tongue:


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: Konnrade]
    #5645150 - 05/18/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hey, man I'm just tryin real hard to be the shepherd, ringo

:smile:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645155 - 05/18/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I bet you've mastered a way to suck your own dick too haven't you? :lol:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645162 - 05/18/06 03:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He's mastered the delusion of grandeur.


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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5645165 - 05/18/06 03:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I just wanted an excuse to post a picture of Jules


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5645173 - 05/18/06 03:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah he has dude. He's on the level with that guy Ewok and his rascals. :wink:


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Offlinezappa
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5645233 - 05/18/06 05:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

what was on your plate?


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Invisiblesui
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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: stefan]
    #5645236 - 05/18/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

stefan said:
yeah that must be it, the cop got scared because he saw your licence plate :smirk:




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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: sui]
    #5645250 - 05/18/06 05:34 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

pull your head out of your ass.
why did you feel the need to share that with everyone?


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Re: so I got pulled over... [Re: indica]
    #5645587 - 05/18/06 08:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

when the cops turned away you should have prssed the gas and tried to chase him


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