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OfflineDoctorJ
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recent alien conversations...
    #5644826 - 05/18/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

a few days ago, the Zetas contacted me while I was in a deep state of meditation. They were calling me from their ship orbiting the earth. They had come all this way just to talk to me!

They asked me:

"What are you doing here on earth?"

so i said:

"Helping them solve their problems."

and they responded:

"You are giving them too much power!"

so I shot back:

"I spread power wherever I go. Soon it will be your turn, and I will assume your form."

and with that, the Zetas left, satisfied.


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5644960 - 05/18/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

how unusual


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: faslimy]
    #5645012 - 05/18/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

when i took saliva a while back, i took a shower and a alien massaged the back of my head it was weird.


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5645214 - 05/18/06 04:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5645218 - 05/18/06 04:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

which head?


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: goobler]
    #5646968 - 05/18/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the one on my neck


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5646973 - 05/18/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

really thow that was the best way to explain it...if given in more detail it would sound something like this:

when i was on saliva in the shower, the water coming out hitting the back of my head didn't feel normal anymore, it felt like something out of the matrix like: the feeling of the water hitting my head was actually something else happening to my body, like the showerhead and the water was really just a mask over an experment or something its really hard to explain.


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5647436 - 05/18/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You listen to saliva in the shower too??


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: NariusFractal]
    #5648106 - 05/18/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

incidentally, gunslinger, the Zetas are the greys before they lost their soul.  The good greys, if you will. 

I like the Zetas a lot :heart:


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5650383 - 05/19/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, all you need to contact aliens is pray, that's aincient way.


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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #5650404 - 05/19/06 02:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I can't stop praying :wink:


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    #5652344 - 05/20/06 05:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: recent alien conversations... [Re: soulcircus]
    #5652892 - 05/20/06 10:44 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the greys geneticly engineered the part of the brain that was connected to the soul out of existence. They severed their link to god.

Zetas are among the wisest beings in the universe. thats why they were concerned about the power I have been giving this planet. They know that too much power can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

what they don't realize is, there are no wrong hands!


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