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Offlineweed_weed_weed
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fuck me
    #5641881 - 05/17/06 01:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

wats up im new

i heard there are a bunch of stoners here...... :wink:


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641884 - 05/17/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

What's up dude?

Who told you that?


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641885 - 05/17/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

no but we all like to smoke edible mushrooms


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641887 - 05/17/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

certainly

/unzip


now, I don't use lube on newbz


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Re: fuck me [Re: Cowgold]
    #5641889 - 05/17/06 01:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Cowgold said:
What's up dude?

Who told you that?




Yeah...my hobbies include being sober in the morning, being sober in the afternoon, and being extremely sober at night.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: fuck me [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5641892 - 05/17/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

we have the same hobbies!


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Re: fuck me [Re: goobler]
    #5641905 - 05/17/06 01:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

BFF!!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: fuck me [Re: Cowgold]
    #5641916 - 05/17/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

bob the silent....


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Re: fuck me [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5641921 - 05/17/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
BFF!!




LMAO!


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641923 - 05/17/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

weed_weed_weed said:
bob the silent....




Fuckwad always had a big mouth.


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Re: fuck me [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5641925 - 05/17/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: fuck me [Re: Cowgold]
    #5641930 - 05/17/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:yesnod:

Where has TYL3R been, these days, anyway?


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Re: fuck me [Re: blissedout]
    #5641934 - 05/17/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

*worldharmony


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: fuck me [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5641959 - 05/17/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

lol he is a fat ass


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Re: fuck me [Re: blissedout]
    #5641964 - 05/17/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know really. Last post was on the 8th.


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641965 - 05/17/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

he is over at my house smokin out with me but he doesnt have internet ne more


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641967 - 05/17/06 01:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: How fat is he?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641971 - 05/17/06 01:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Tell him to stop smoking crack and he could afford his internet bill. :crankey:


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Re: fuck me [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5641977 - 05/17/06 01:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk



Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies



On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet 
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue



Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand 
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet



Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama



Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor


:lol:

The Pharcyde is hilarious!


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Re: fuck me [Re: weed_weed_weed]
    #5641979 - 05/17/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

phuck you


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