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DoctorJ


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why I need a girlfriend
#5637667 - 05/16/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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to tell me I'm right when I'm right, and to tell me I'm wrong when I'm wrong
To see me through my darkest hours
to drag me outside
to bounce ideas off of
to drive me home from the dentist when I'm all whacked out on morphine
to rub my back when I'm sore
to cook me delicious food when I can't think of anything worth eating
So I can lavish my affections on her
so I can get rid of all the money I don't know what to do with
so I can share things that are really great, and so I can share things that are really sad
so I don't have to wake up alone every morning
so I can have a muse to inspire me to create
so I can have someone who loves me as much as I love everything that exists
so I can see things through another perspective.
so I can have someone at my back with a submachine gun when the zombies start coming out of the ground with a thirst for human blood.
So I can have a bonnie to my clyde, and we can both scream together: "You'll never take me alive, copper!"
to give me strength when I need it most
to give me a project to work on
so we can enlighten eachother
so I can take care of her
so I can love her with all my heart
so we can have sex so great, it makes the ground shake.
so I can take someone with me when God beams me up to a much better place.
so I can lay around with her all day just being happy
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RandalFlagg
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: DoctorJ]
#5637708 - 05/16/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wait...so you start a bunch of threads about how you hate women and now you want a girlfriend?
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Silversoul
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: DoctorJ]
#5637717 - 05/16/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why I need a girlfriend:
So I can shove it in the face of all the OTDers who make fun of me.
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DoctorJ


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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5637726 - 05/16/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Wait...so you start a bunch of threads about how you hate women and now you want a girlfriend?
don't try to understand my will
foolish mortal
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RandalFlagg
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: Silversoul]
#5637727 - 05/16/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: Why I need a girlfriend:
So I can shove it in the face of all the OTDers who make fun of me.
You should probably go and edit that post where you explain how you want to find a female version of yourself. That comment is just the kind of thing that OTD'ers look for.
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DoctorJ


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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5637734 - 05/16/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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we all want a version of ourselves of the opposite sex. I think ss is on the right track.
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Silversoul
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5637736 - 05/16/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Eh, I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck what the haters think. I don't even check OTD anymore.
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DoctorJ


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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: DoctorJ]
#5637738 - 05/16/06 02:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh yeah, I thought of another one:
so I can have a Nancy to my Sid, and we can both tell the world to "Fuck off and die!"
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RandalFlagg
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: Silversoul]
#5637740 - 05/16/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have to check OTD for the whole TM/Shroomism saga. Good shit.
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DoctorJ


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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5637743 - 05/16/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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agreed, that shit was hilarious
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monamine
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: DoctorJ]
#5637756 - 05/16/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: oh yeah, I thought of another one:
so I can have a Nancy to my Sid, and we can both tell the world to "Fuck off and die!"
Do you plan on strangling your GF then overdosing on heroin?
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twigz
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: DoctorJ]
#5637757 - 05/16/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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man now you got me sad that i don't have one ether, its been a wile. its just nice to have some one to hold and to love. I'm sure we both will find a nice girl.
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Silversoul
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Re: why I need a girlfriend [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5637816 - 05/16/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: You have to check OTD for the whole TM/Shroomism saga. Good shit.

Holy shit, that is funny! I'll need a good head's up whenever there's drama this good in OTD.
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