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AA2277
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my great stoner minds creation
#5635213 - 05/15/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok, so im listen to the station in my signiture online, and i hear this ad about the USPS. it says you can get free boxes. I love random shit, its part of my daily life, and im running out of boxes to put my random shit in, so i said yea ok, registered and ordered them but didnt check my quanity. 8 days later....
50 BOXES AT MY HOUSE! WHAT THE FUCK!
so i checked back and it says you can get up to 500 FREE BOXES! FREE! they pay for shipping and everything! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH 50 BOXES! It says its a fuckin FELONY to do anything with them but use them to shiip mail in, fuck fuck fuck.
so... go get your boxes....http://www.uspssmartbusiness.com/cpu_movie.asp?id=22376 click on the link that says special offers....shit, fucking boxes. im thinking im going to the park, making a little box city, smoking a few bowls, then having a good time with my baseball bat and PRETENDING IM GODZILLA!
i recomend the rest of you try this too, its free and they come in 8 days! up to 500 of them!
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Helge
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: AA2277]
#5635241 - 05/15/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha, I just sent 500 boxes to a friends house! Sure works good for pranks, hell im sure i will use a few of them:) -Helge
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Helge
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: Helge]
#5635252 - 05/15/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh, and this is how i got my Tyvek envelopes when I did my double tubs, they sent me 100 of them for free:)
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StickyWater
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: Helge]
#5635300 - 05/15/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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so wait, where do I click to get the boxes?
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today mylove


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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: Helge]
#5635309 - 05/15/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man smashing boxes with a club is fun. a few summers ago i cleaned out my parent's garage and there were a lot of boxes. I had so much fun beating a mountain of boxes down to a pulp with a crowbar. I totally recommend it... and make loud screaming noises while you do it for the added effect. maybe dress up as a ninja too or a pirate
Edited by today mylove (05/15/06 10:07 PM)
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Ashland
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: today mylove]
#5635394 - 05/15/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
....shit, fucking boxes.
hahahaha. During my freshman year, some kids ordered 500 boxes from that same service, and packed a dorm room full of boxes. it became the box room.. kind of like a ball pit, except with boxes instead. crazy place to toke up. It was on the 18th floor, and sometimes we got the urge to throw boxes out of the window and watch them tumble down to the sidewalk and confused pedestrians below.
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flubbilynumpkins
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: AA2277]
#5641327 - 05/17/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I always order their stickers. Good canvases to paint/draw/stencil on.
Then I hit up the streets. Nothing like vandalism paid for by someone else : )
But of course thats all illegal, so I never do it.........
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HighGuy
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I think I'll order 500 and visit a friends house while they are asleep and fill their room with the boxes. Then set off their fire alarm for good measure.
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drSE
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: HighGuy]
#5641920 - 05/17/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha
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TODAY
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: AA2277]
#5641938 - 05/17/06 01:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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why are you wasting resources? fucking stupid idiot kids. you know who pays for the USPS and those boxes? you do. Tards.
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ThreePieceSuit
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: TODAY]
#5642082 - 05/17/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why not order boxes?
If the service was so easy to exploit, they wouldn't offer you 500 free boxes.
Of course, it is being exploited, but they're boxes. They cost them pennies to make and ship.
No need to be so nasty.
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Edited by ThreePieceSuit (05/17/06 02:26 PM)
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TODAY
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Why exploit something for no reason?
This service is set up to provide businesses with an easier way to ship products out which stimulates the economy and in turn funds public institutions like the USPS. 'Free' boxes can be thought of as the government's investment in business, every unit needlessly wasted is an expense at the economy's expense, not some far away institution.
Irregardless of my justification, why waste if there is no need to? Do you turn on your neighbor's hose when they are away on vacation because it doesn't cost you anything? No, then why steal from the USPS?
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HighGuy
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: TODAY]
#5642131 - 05/17/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I pay for it, then I can use it however I choose?
Edited by HighGuy (05/17/06 02:46 PM)
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TODAY
Battletoad


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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: HighGuy]
#5642142 - 05/17/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you cover 100% of the cost of the boxes then you should do whatever you please with them.
If you order them from the USPS for free then you should use them for their intended purpose, to ship your products/business dealings. Not for making a box palace to get stoned in .
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ezsefix
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: TODAY]
#5642155 - 05/17/06 02:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I tell ya what, the current budget for those anti-marijuana commercials is $180 million annually. They can just deduct the cost of these boxes from that program.
We paid for 'em, might as well get some use out of em! I think I just might order a few hundred and build myself a little palace.
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TODAY
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: ezsefix]
#5642174 - 05/17/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The government doesn't deduct expenses of one internal program from another...
Build your palace. Let the coronation of King Pointless begin.
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Maverick
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: TODAY]
#5642297 - 05/17/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't think it's going to be a felony to build a box fort out of them.
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TODAY
Battletoad


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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: Maverick]
#5642306 - 05/17/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lets pretend the law doesn't exist.
I still say it is wrong to waste without reason.
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Edgekrusher
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: TODAY]
#5642315 - 05/17/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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sweetness. I'm moving, so I needed boxes
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Waffle
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Re: my great stoner minds creation [Re: Edgekrusher]
#5642687 - 05/17/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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1000 free boxes coming my way.
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