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AA2277
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This Is AMAZING! (must read)
#5634974 - 05/15/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok, so im listen to the station in my signiture online, and i hear this ad about the USPS. it says you can get free boxes. I love random shit, its part of my daily life, and im running out of boxes to put my random shit in, so i said yea ok, registered and ordered them but didnt check my quanity. 8 days later....
50 BOXES AT MY HOUSE! WHAT THE FUCK!
so i checked back and it says you can get up to 500 FREE BOXES! FREE! they pay for shipping and everything! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH 50 BOXES! It says its a fuckin FELONY to do anything with them but use them to shiip mail in, fuck fuck fuck.
so... go get your boxes....http://www.uspssmartbusiness.com/cpu_movie.asp?id=22376 click on the link that says special offers....shit, fucking boxes.
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hobbitxkillyou
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: AA2277]
#5635171 - 05/15/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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do you remember when some dude in LA i think made furniture out of USPS boxes? It was all over the tv and news and stuff
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AA2277
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im thinking im going to the park, making a little box city, smoking a few bowls, then having a good time with my baseball bat and PRETENDING IM GODZILLA!
i recomend the rest of you try this too, its free and they come in 8 days! up to 500 of them!
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hobbitxkillyou
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: AA2277]
#5635324 - 05/15/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha godfuckingzilla. Get a dog to play Godzuki!
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kosmic_charlie
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Quote:
hobbitxkillyou said: do you remember when some dude in LA i think made furniture out of USPS boxes?
Those were Fedex boxes.
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drtyfrnk
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lead me through this as I want to see if they'll ship to canada lol :P
All I see is this website taht wants to charge you for boxes: http://www.uspssmartbusiness.com/3phase/3PhaseOrderForm.asp?id=22389
When you click on special offers link, leads you to there
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eligal
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Registered: 05/25/05
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Loc: California
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: AA2277]
#5635593 - 05/15/06 11:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
AA2277 said: It says its a fuckin FELONY to do anything with them but use them to shiip mail in.
what the hell, why cant we use em for other stuff? how would they even know?? and why is it a felony and not just a misdemeanor?!?!
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eligal
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5635595 - 05/15/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
drtyfrnk said: lead me through this as I want to see if they'll ship to canada lol :P
All I see is this website taht wants to charge you for boxes: http://www.uspssmartbusiness.com/3phase/3PhaseOrderForm.asp?id=22389
When you click on special offers link, leads you to there
and yea i also cant find the free boxes 
edit: ah! dont click special offers, click the flat rate boxes link
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Edited by eligal (05/15/06 11:15 PM)
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monstermitch
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: eligal]
#5635620 - 05/15/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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thanx for the free boxes man!!
FREEEEEEEE!!!
now my bro doesn't have to charge me for the boxes to mail me all of my stuff.
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
DANCE!!!
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monstermitch
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: monstermitch]
#5635628 - 05/15/06 11:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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p.s.
click flat rate shipping...
not special offers.
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Edited by monstermitch (05/15/06 11:21 PM)
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eligal
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Re: This Is AMAZING! (must read) [Re: AA2277]
#5635642 - 05/15/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what would i do with 500 boxes...
and how much would it cost to send a box?
and what the hell would i do with so many boxes?!?!
technically, i could order 500, then have my 2 roommates each make an order and id have a total of 1500 boxes.
but wtf would i do with so many boxes?!?!
damn you AA2277... why have you made me order so many boxes...
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