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InvisibleHSIHd
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The weirdo next door
    #5632561 - 05/15/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The dude that lives in the apmnt next to mine is something else. He is this old(im guessing 50's) tweaker, meathead type dude. You know, the kind with a mullet and is always wearing their favorite Budweiser racing hat or coat. Anyways, I can always hear him letting out short loud burst of noise. They are a cross between a grunt and a full fledge yell. I am pretty sure he is wound up in some pretty shady shit because every once in awhile me and my g/f can her him getting the shit beat out of him. Or maybe it's vice versa, him beating the shit out of someone else? We live next to a college and during the college season he always has very attractive college girls that stop by for short amounts of time, and it's never the same girl. I guess I am just curious on the life that "Joe" leads. Maybe it's because I am sitting hear listening to his grunt/yell noises and I am getting annoyed. I need a house I guess. I hate my neighbors.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632593 - 05/15/06 01:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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We live next to a college and during the college season he always has very attractive college girls that stop by for short amounts of time, and it's never the same girl. I guess I am just curious on the life that "Joe" leads.




apparently, his life consists of calling up escorts.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: Vvellum]
    #5632638 - 05/15/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

or meth whores


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: Vvellum]
    #5632642 - 05/15/06 01:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That was my first assumption too. But 1, these girls aren't the type that would seem to do that. They are usually pretty respectable looking girls. And 2, This guy doesn't have a job(i don't think), how could he afford all these girls? It's seriously 5 a week? But then again, you can't read a book by it's cover.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632672 - 05/15/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well obviously his tweaker red-neck ass is doing something correctly.

Smell... envy?


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: Herbus]
    #5632689 - 05/15/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

they arent just goin in there to say hi


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: Herbus]
    #5632690 - 05/15/06 01:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I guess I am just curious. I love watching people and wondering what their story is. And it's kinda hard not to wonder what this guys story is since he lives next door, and he is STILL MAKING THAT NOISE!!! :hulk:


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632711 - 05/15/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

do you ever talk to the guy


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: danlennon3]
    #5632728 - 05/15/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've tried to say hello an a couple occasions. But he just keeps his head down and walks in the other direction. Kinda creepy.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632731 - 05/15/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe those girls are giving him some head for a small amount of meth...maybe even some other drugs. Maybe he has a big dick that only lasts 1 minute? Who knows....go ask him, if he's such a pimp I'm sure he'd tell ya.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632747 - 05/15/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

sounds like a coke dealer to me


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: habitat0789]
    #5632760 - 05/15/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Nope, definatly not coke. Trust me, I'd know if there was a coke dealer living next door. :rail:

It's gotta be sumpin else....but what?


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5632815 - 05/15/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Grunting/yelling noises?:crazy: Maybe he found a group of online freaks that likes him to shit on their chest?:shrug::wink:

It does sound like meth doings, though. You had better hope he's not cooking it, over there. Your shit could go up in flames.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: blissedout]
    #5633010 - 05/15/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

maybe he films S&M videos where girls in latex beat the fuck out of him and then he posts it online.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5633344 - 05/15/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

im curious. maybe some good dectective work is due.


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5633827 - 05/15/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Two words, baby.

Dose him. :discodance:


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: browndustin]
    #5633865 - 05/15/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know what dosing him would solve. Maybe louder grunt noises and less girls coming in and out. Sounds like a no win situation for me. :wink:


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: HSIHd]
    #5634855 - 05/15/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

maybe he's a shroomery addict too, growing in his closet, flipping out on the weekends


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: Nashbar]
    #5634884 - 05/15/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

When you hear him scream you should scream too. Like, "Agh!"...."Argh!".


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Re: The weirdo next door [Re: theuser]
    #5635343 - 05/15/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Go ask for sum sugar... and take a look.


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