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Herbus
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Best "about me" ...
#5628268 - 05/14/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You guys know MySpace serves to effectively remove young people's abilities to communicate perspicacious statements...
MySpace is full of shitty About Me's,
but... I think mine is alright.
Ya dig? Better than most damned teenager emo's or "hey check it out I party" 's profiles, damned it.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27124840
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KidgardFromSRQ
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628275 - 05/14/06 12:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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its too long and im too not in the mood.
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Herbus
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Guess I'll go cry in the corner until I work up enough confidence to write an emo'd out blog.
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KidgardFromSRQ
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628291 - 05/14/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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or a shortened one
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fresh313
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628326 - 05/14/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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stock tips from a cannabalistic monkey rasied in the peruvian jungles
Home Depot: Industry Retail (Home Improvement) Exchange NYSE Equity Chart More Details EPS $2.72 Volume 11,666,700 Avg. Daily Volume 8,189,660 Market Value $84,713,840,000 Shares Outstanding 2,117,846,000 % Owned by Institutions 62.9 P/E Ratio 14.71 Dividend $0.15 Yield 1.5
 ^^^ analysts are sloths who sit in the trees trying to steal p. viridis leaves and s. rue seeds from unsuspecting monkeys, steer clear or theyll jack your midnight brew ^^^

this here shows what has happened in the home depot jungle for the last 365 sun rotations. we have a nice channel between 38 and 44 jungle bucks. a smart stock monkey would buy at 38 and sell to another monkey near 44. then a smart stock monkey would sell at 44 and buy back nearing 38. please check your jungle canopy indicators and your ground water levels by looking at your macD [ moving average convergence divergence ] and your stochastics. beware when your trading in the middle of the canopy and water level, this is dangerous territory for a cannabilistic stock monkey since he risks a change in wind patterns usually caused by the sloths coniving together and doing the wind dance as theyve stolen enough leaves and seeds to make a potent brew. good luck young one , may the winds of change flow your way.
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Birds_Can_Swim
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628524 - 05/14/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have a myspace
Not matter how good it is (it's more entertaining than the people who say they're cool and with it)
You still fail
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628554 - 05/14/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Temporarily riding the life vessel known as Jeremy"
What the fuck?
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eligal
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: Herbus]
#5628612 - 05/14/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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wtf, lol, thats one sexy myspace!
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Herbus
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Re: Best "about me" ... [Re: fresh313]
#5630831 - 05/15/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
fresh313 said: stock tips from a cannabalistic monkey rasied in the peruvian jungles
Home Depot: Industry Retail (Home Improvement) Exchange NYSE Equity Chart More Details EPS $2.72 Volume 11,666,700 Avg. Daily Volume 8,189,660 Market Value $84,713,840,000 Shares Outstanding 2,117,846,000 % Owned by Institutions 62.9 P/E Ratio 14.71 Dividend $0.15 Yield 1.5
 ^^^ analysts are sloths who sit in the trees trying to steal p. viridis leaves and s. rue seeds from unsuspecting monkeys, steer clear or theyll jack your midnight brew ^^^

this here shows what has happened in the home depot jungle for the last 365 sun rotations. we have a nice channel between 38 and 44 jungle bucks. a smart stock monkey would buy at 38 and sell to another monkey near 44. then a smart stock monkey would sell at 44 and buy back nearing 38. please check your jungle canopy indicators and your ground water levels by looking at your macD [ moving average convergence divergence ] and your stochastics. beware when your trading in the middle of the canopy and water level, this is dangerous territory for a cannabilistic stock monkey since he risks a change in wind patterns usually caused by the sloths coniving together and doing the wind dance as theyve stolen enough leaves and seeds to make a potent brew. good luck young one , may the winds of change flow your way.
hahahahaha made me laugh for like 5 minutes, thank you.
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