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OfflineKidgardFromSRQ
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A whisper of brown
    #5626391 - 05/13/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I remember this from an old big brother magazine issue.

A whisper of brown slowly sinks across town
Its rising and consuming
Its creeping and consuming
From the poopers vapor filled ass
A gaseous, nebelous, creamy smooth butt malt
Just a whisper of brown

Like an opressive, turd laden, fudge storm
Bearing
Down it hovers and it lingers
It holds on, like the thousand little fingers.
Born of the fjords of the browniest
An interglalactic, chunk- brown poop pod
Just a whisper of brown

Spreading. Like a smirking rectal rown
Its gripping and appaling
Look out below its falling
Feel the whisper of brown
Look out to see whats coming down


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626412 - 05/13/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that an old skateboarding mag?

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626430 - 05/13/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, it was in theyre fan mail section.


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626457 - 05/13/06 09:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ah man...skateboarding. Brings back some good memories. Wish I had a deck and a flight of stairs to ollie down.

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626463 - 05/13/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i quit skating, now i got a longboard :-) best move of my life.


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626477 - 05/13/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck I wish all my friends didn't get bitter...er "grow up"... and stop skating.

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626488 - 05/13/06 09:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

alot of my friends still skate, i just dont. i never got too good, but i did do alot of filming. i want to get back into it and make another video. but nothing is more fun then street skating all weekend with friends, those were the best days.


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626519 - 05/13/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was never all that great, but I still enjoyed it. If I didn't have a board to take out my anger on as a teenager, I would have probably killed someone.

Never big on longboards, but they were cool to bomb steep ass hills on. Still got a scar on the old elbow from those days. :smirk:

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626532 - 05/13/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Someone at my Univ. died on his longboard not too long ago. My good friend would always smoke bowls with him


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626546 - 05/13/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

40 mph +

+ longboard =



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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626560 - 05/13/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Definetely ate shit bombing hills. Still have battle scars.

I was never good at flip tricks and stuff, but had good control when going 30+ mph :thumbup:

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626587 - 05/13/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

see that kid behind me? hes from poland right, and polish people are crazy. he used to go down that bridge on a little home made banana board with some 65mm wheels. this thing was about 6 1/2 inches across and a ft long shaped like a coffin and hed be goin faster then me. u ever shred bannana boards?


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626625 - 05/13/06 10:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

bannana boards=those old school plastic pieces of crap?

I played around with those at skateparks and stuff as a joke, but I never seriously rode one.

Oh man, I'm getting nostalgic here. I remember riding through a Burger King naked with a halloween mask on as a prank. (Two friends held the doors open and I just skated through.) LOL. :thumbup:

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626635 - 05/13/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahhaha. i was once gonna do a video shoot with me going down that bridge in my boxers, but think of how bad that would hurt if i fell. id get skinned.

but banana boards are just little tiny boards. this thing was pretty much just a thick peice of ply wood with some destructos and kyrpt wheels.


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626660 - 05/13/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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but banana boards are just little tiny boards. this thing was pretty much just a thick peice of ply wood with some destructos and kyrpt wheels.




Ok, I think I know what you mean. I have, but nothing ever serious. I used like old school 80's Powell decks for hitting up hills because they 're wide as hell and hitting a little rock wouldn't knock you on your ass with those big wheels.

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626666 - 05/13/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, ive got some 80 mm kryptos hooked up on my board. they destroy, but with wear and tear theyre probably like 75. its never the rocks that get you, its always the inch n a half crack covered in sand or leaves.


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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5626693 - 05/13/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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its never the rocks that get you, its always the inch n a half crack covered in sand or leaves.




True,true.

I had a bad habit of skating a lot at night with no lights of any kind where you couldn't see anything. I'm honestly suprised I never got mowed down by a car (almost did a few times). I don't regret anything though, it was totally worth it. Gettin' ripped and rippin shit up was seriously some of the best times I ever had.

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Re: A whisper of brown [Re: monamine]
    #5626702 - 05/13/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, i almost got h it by a car the other day on my board. i was crossing a road and didnt notice the car coming at me b/c a big explorer was parked. good thing ive mastered jumping off my board and getting the board to stop in like 4 sec.


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