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A list of things I call bullshit on
    #5626493 - 05/13/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I call bullshit on the following:
- PETA
- "It could happen" type natural disaster shows
- "Severe" thunderstorms
- Bears
- Large Cats (lions and such)
- Global Warming
- Political Correctness
- Water Scorpions
- Feminists
- Jailing small time drug users

What do you call bullshit on?


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626502 - 05/13/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Psychic detectives
'Hot females' that play online videogames
99 cent stores
Vegetarians
Carlos fucking Mencia
Rush Limbaugh's elitism


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626507 - 05/13/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-Weed more expensive than gold in weight
-21 legal drinking age in US
-My electric company going up 11%
-Again my electric company going up another 20%


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626514 - 05/13/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Gumby said:
I call bullshit on the following:
- "It could happen" type disaster shows
What do you call bullshit on?




you cant bull shit something that says could, unless its like tom cruise saying something interesting.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626534 - 05/13/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-Taxes

-Advertising

-The Media

-OPEC

-UN

-Barry Bonds


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5626541 - 05/13/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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-Barry Bonds




Yeah I'll add that one too... fuckin' HGH


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626545 - 05/13/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I call bullshit on my weed man who thinks he's doing the world a favor by selling a bag of herb. If he calls me tomorrow I'm thinking about telling him to shove that bag of weed up his ass strictly out of principle.

P.S. I'm thinking of making a show called "PCP: When Angel Dust Goes Horribly Wrong!" :smile:


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: monamine]
    #5626557 - 05/13/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Hilary Clinton


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626582 - 05/13/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-UFO's
-ghosts
-honest politicians


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626590 - 05/13/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-MySpace
-World of Warcraft
-MySpace
-MySpace
-Candy ravers


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626602 - 05/13/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

- pigs
- cops
- government officials
- life
- after-life


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #5626614 - 05/13/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Rascists, stupid people on x-box live.

Only two hits of acid left, out of 40.

Battery Life on my MP3 player.

Last night: Getting beat in beer pong by 2 girls who never played before. I will never live that down.

Condoms.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5626643 - 05/13/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

lsdandfrisbee said:
Only two hits of acid left, out of 40.





-not seeing any acid in about three years


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: monamine]
    #5626653 - 05/13/06 10:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

sorry man. i live in ohio and close to Nelson's Ledge, where hippies always have fests and you can find it there pretty easily. Not to mention my connections in Columbus.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5626655 - 05/13/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

gasoline


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626656 - 05/13/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Gravity.

I mean, seriously... for all we know things just CHOOSE to fall downward :tongue:


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Konnrade]
    #5626670 - 05/13/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
Gravity.

I mean, seriously... for all we know things just CHOOSE to fall downward :tongue:




I dunno. Having a planet come together and not having random particles floating around space=pretty kewl.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Konnrade]
    #5626678 - 05/13/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Choose....you've lost me...is that based in physic's...


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5626787 - 05/13/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I've got this strange feeling he's joking :smile:


For the record: 100% agree with adding vegitarians to my bullshit list.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5626790 - 05/13/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

lsdandfrisbee said:
Last night: Getting beat in beer pong by 2 girls who never played before. I will never live that down.





thats rough, beginners luck is crazy in beer pong.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626798 - 05/13/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

-old people that drive
-leap years
-that person in front of you at the conveniencestore that pays for everything in pennies


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: HSIHd]
    #5626811 - 05/13/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

- my neighbor who thinks u can get rich by collecting pennies and selling them as copper instead of using them as pennies


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626829 - 05/13/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm watchin a show on the antichrist!!


Last night I watched Jack Palance sing

"Green green grass of Home" on the Porter Wagoner

and Dolly Parton show.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: alsnow469]
    #5626854 - 05/13/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

aren't pennies only like 10% copper?


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: freshlyPLUMP]
    #5626874 - 05/13/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

copper is becoming more scarce or some shit. so now pennies are actually worth more than a cent because the copper in them is worth more


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5626875 - 05/13/06 11:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Oprah
Women who think their pussys are gold.
Old people driving.
Huge superchain health food stores
the same store's patrons
trophy wives with lots of jewelry, bleach blonde hair and leathery skin
people who talk in "upspeak"
unruly children
people who make a mess in stores
people who soley shop for bargains
people who are obnoxiously loud
hip hop dresscode
hats without the bills bent with the factory sticker still on them
people who wear wristbands when not playing sports
skeevy guys (as OMR called them)
unappreciative women
irresponsible mothers
anybody on welfare

oh yeah and george bush :thumbdown:


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
    #5626908 - 05/13/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

People who can find easily find LSD

People who live next to fields that magicaly sprout mushrooms everytime they fucking look


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: dukeofgonzo]
    #5626986 - 05/13/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

US governments handling of the situation in Iraq which is laughable at best.


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #5627021 - 05/14/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i call bullshit on bono...


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5627202 - 05/14/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

American Idol and all shows that are like it

Political opinion polls


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: gregorio]
    #5627262 - 05/14/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

happy bday gregorio!

I call bullshit on the following:

- me only being 18 and being able to get as much acid as my money will allow (sitting on 2 sheets atm :smile: ) while people around the world would give their left nut to have one night with Lucy (lifes a bitch guys)

- shrooms growing at the college I used to attend

- Australia becoming the new America

- First it was Iraq & Afghanistan, then it was Afghanistan, then it was Iraq again, and now Iran... wtf?

- Cruelty to animals

- dole bludgers

- bogans

- jocks & their favoured sports

- jocks being called 'heroes'

- John howard saying, no, PROMISING there will be no GST, then he introduces the GST (cunt)

- stuck up bitches

- metrosexuals who act INSANELY homo, yet they are not and score all the bitches...

the list goes on


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: indica]
    #5627310 - 05/14/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Don't get me started on metrosexuals... :crankey:


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Gumby]
    #5627329 - 05/14/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

mustaches


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: MushmanTheManic]
    #5627365 - 05/14/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

society


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Re: A list of things I call bullshit on [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5627419 - 05/14/06 03:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
-Taxes

-Advertising

-The Media

-OPEC

-UN

-Barry Bonds




It's good to see specific critiques rather than draw-net generalities. 

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