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OfflineHerbus
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Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving...
    #5624296 - 05/13/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Men who are not physically attractive, or lacked "game," and thus could not propagate as they wished, and contribute to 'evolution,' ...they developed science, a form of "knowledge" constantly evolving.

Science, one could argue, also works in accordance with natural selection. If a theory does not work within this environment (the Earth and its laws) it will fail and give way to a more probable explanation. If a theory does work, it can continue to evolve into something entirely new (physics- has allowed the nascence of many technological marvels, such as space travel, etc...)

Science has now evolved to the point where the traditional means of reproduction may be drastically altered.

So there you go, pussy. Focus on science and quit bitching.

Being "good-looking" depends on genetics, fool, that's why they like "attractive" boys, because they have biological mechanisms instructing them to...

Focus on becoming a scientist and making your kids good looking.


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Herbus]
    #5624306 - 05/13/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

too bad football players get paid like 800,000 times more than scientists.


"Wow, that guy got that ball in that hole! And those other guys... they didn't want him to do that! WHAT A MONUMENTAL ACCOMPLISHMENT! Lets give that guy $8 million. We can take the money out of the pockets of the scientists who are working to cure disease!"

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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5624314 - 05/13/06 11:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah but thanks to science all this will change.


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Herbus]
    #5624351 - 05/13/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Be a football playing scientist, you'll be set.


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Shroomism]
    #5624386 - 05/13/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

A "hot" 35-year-old neuroscientist would be ideal.


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Shroomism]
    #5624392 - 05/13/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

or a football eating scientists. eventually you will eat them all


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Herbus]
    #5624401 - 05/13/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Herbus said:
A "hot" 35-year-old neuroscientist would be ideal.




:rofl2:

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OfflineHerbus
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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: danliten]
    #5624514 - 05/13/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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danliten said:
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Herbus said:
A "hot" 35-year-old neuroscientist would be ideal.




:rofl2:




You think that shit's funny, nucca?


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Re: Why Humanity is Simultaneously Evolving... [Re: Herbus]
    #5624612 - 05/13/06 01:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Physically attractive people procreate a lot but usually those people are the first to remove themselves from the gene pool in some way or another (DUI,STDs,Stupidity). Most intelligent people who are physically attractive also have anxiety or they are insecure, which means they are likely to procreate with their counterpart.

This my friend is truly evolutionary.


BTW is that one of the MK series of automatic grenade launchers in your avatar?

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