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InvisibleDoctorJ
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why humanity is devolving...
    #5623817 - 05/13/06 10:16 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

its because women control the sexual selection process.

and they are extremely bad at it.

here's my impression of women:

"Lets only sleep with handsome jocks who have no brains

while brilliant ugly nerds beat off in the corner

and die alone.

Lets pass the worst possible genes on to the next generation.

We are only attracted to heartthrobs that we can control

Because we only want power

not the responsibility that comes with it!

Our only concern is our own gratification."

women. is there anything they can't screw up?

most women despise me.

because I show them their own nature

but it is not me they should despise.

for I am only a mirror to them.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623828 - 05/13/06 10:20 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

at least i am a good looking nerd! :celery:


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623829 - 05/13/06 10:20 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe you could try working out.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623831 - 05/13/06 10:21 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's because we're natural sponges being marketed to most of the time and most people don't think critically enough to second guess most of the information presented to them.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623836 - 05/13/06 10:24 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I know what you mean.

Us bitter and scrawny guys who have little charisma and who spend way too much time on the computer are the pinnacle of human achievement. Women should be throwing themselves at us in order to propagate the species.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623855 - 05/13/06 10:29 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I can see ways that modern in other words extreme Feminism is hurting society. But what you're saying isnt really true. Plenty of smart nerdy guys end up with families just later on in life and not in their 20's.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623858 - 05/13/06 10:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think we all need a revenge of the nerds marathon right about now!


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5623859 - 05/13/06 10:30 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

God...I'm a sarcastic fuck.  :smirk:


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5623865 - 05/13/06 10:33 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I know what you mean.

Us bitter and scrawny guys who have little charisma and who spend way too much time on the computer are the pinnacle of human achievement.  Women should be throwing themselves at us in order to propagate the species.




someday I'll show you the place where nerds sitting at computers run the world by sitting at computers all day, managing money transfers.
:wink:


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5623874 - 05/13/06 10:35 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Maybe you could try working out.




sorry, too busy saving the world


WTF is working out anyway?

spending all your time doing pointless repetetive tasks?

no wonder it makes you more attractive to women!

simple things amuse simple people.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623880 - 05/13/06 10:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623882 - 05/13/06 10:37 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

how come no women are posting in this thread? 

wassamatta?

you scared?

n-n-n-n- noticeably?

:lol:


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623886 - 05/13/06 10:40 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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DoctorJ said:
Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Maybe you could try working out.




sorry, too busy saving the world


WTF is working out anyway?

spending all your time doing pointless repetetive tasks?

no wonder it makes you more attractive to women!

simple things amuse simple people.




Pointless repetetive tasks? I would say that's more what computer nerds do.

Building your body is hardly pointless, repetetive yes but who cares.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5623894 - 05/13/06 10:42 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah being fit and healthy and not getting carpel tunnel and a weird flat flabby ass is a good way to go.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5623895 - 05/13/06 10:42 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

you do realize that your body isn't you right?

Its just an avatar.

what if those of the shroomery spent all their time working on their super-badass avatars, and didn't actually talk to eachother?

that would be pretty fuckin pointless, now wouldn't it?


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623901 - 05/13/06 10:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Your body also reflects the state of your mind......


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5623904 - 05/13/06 10:43 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
Yeah being fit and healthy and not getting carpel tunnel and a weird flat flabby ass is a good way to go.




dude, I spend most of my time on the computer and I have like 1% body fat. Oh, and I've never had carpal tunnel.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623908 - 05/13/06 10:45 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

yeah me too


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623923 - 05/13/06 10:48 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Your body is not the equivalent of an avatar, it's the equivalent of your account.


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Re: why humanity is devolving... [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5623934 - 05/13/06 10:50 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

good, cuz I don't want to have a lot of funds in a bank that is about to get sucked into the black hole at the center of the galaxy. 

earth is a bad investment. 

I wonder what those pleiadians are up to?

:lol:


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