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OfflineUlisSausage7
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need to pass a test for a job
    #5620399 - 05/12/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ok well ive been smoking lately so there is no way i will pass if i pee.

I have to take the test saturday, so I figured I would get some urine from a friend saturday morningish, and keep it in a water bottle. I will microwave it when im about to leave so that its pretty hot (hotter than regular pee, this wont screw shit up right?) then put it in a double condomed.. condom. Then tape it to my leg to keep it warm and prick at the place and let'her rip.

anyone see any problems with this? advice is always appreciated, i just wanted to make sure this will work. My only concern is the temperature reader sticker on the cup will read too hot. (at my old drug center thing i had to go to it went from 90 to 100 i think)


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good luck with the microscopy 

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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: UlisSausage7]
    #5620409 - 05/12/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Double up the condom and its MORE likely to break.


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: Taskenti]
    #5620412 - 05/12/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Get some pectin from the grocery store and take it with a bunch of water the night before the test.


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InvisibleHank, FTW
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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: Taskenti]
    #5620418 - 05/12/06 08:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Man it must suck to live in the states for this reason alone. Here in Canada I don't know a single person who has been drug tested. Even when I was on probation(not a drug charge) they didn't test me for shit.


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5620472 - 05/12/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I passed a drug test the day after I smoked by taking a shitload of Niacin from GNC. Make sure u get the NO FLUSH 500mg Niacin pills. Like 15 bucks I think but take like 6 the day before and 6 before the drug test along with a SHITLOAD of water. Keep chugging water till u have to piss constantly. GL man


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: Atheist]
    #5620475 - 05/12/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

read some of the threads at the bottom of the page too


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: Atheist]
    #5622928 - 05/12/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

doubling up the condom makes it MORE easy to break?

unfortunatley i cannot get any pills of any sort, as i have 1 dollar on me.


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: UlisSausage7]
    #5622988 - 05/12/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

don't put the water bottlle in the microwave... Platic will melt... Trust me...

How does the temperature sticker work? Does it adjust to temperature or does it just turn a colour? Would it be possible to piss in it to get the temperature right then rinse it out (spit if nothing else available) and then put the warmed clean piss in?


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: StickyWater]
    #5623126 - 05/12/06 10:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

its lick a black sticker, like a mini bandaid thing that they stick across is that has numbers with little squares that turn bluish or something to indicate temperature


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good luck with the microscopy 

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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: UlisSausage7]
    #5624054 - 05/13/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hmmmm... yeah, your only real bet is to run some tests... Piss in a cup, take its temperature, let it cool down, heat it up, put it in a condom taped to your leg, see how long it takes to get from the heated temperature to the necessary temperature... Maybe if you could bring a small metal plate or something and a lighter with a thermometer (might be kinda hard to sneak all that in) you could add on a few extra degrees if needed...

Possibly if it's one of those 1 person bathrooms you could put the condom on some tin foil and hold it over a light bulb?


Edited by StickyWater (05/13/06 10:17 AM)


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Re: need to pass a test for a job [Re: StickyWater]
    #5624146 - 05/13/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well my friend had a test just yesterday. He put his friends pee in a film bottle (which turned out not being enough to fill past the line so he had to mix in his own pee). He taped the fil bottle to his ball sack without heating it up at all and it was the right temperature.

I think urine heats up fast or something, maybe the amout of sugar or sodium or whatever helps it retain heat.


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