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OfflineDoctorJ
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got tested today...
    #5620344 - 05/12/06 08:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

...for HIV and Hep C

whatever the results are, I'm not too worried about it.

I will post the results when I get them, no matter what they are.

for years, I was afraid to get tested, then I realized, that's just silly.

I wasn't afraid this morning. And you shouldn't be either! Get tested!


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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5622614 - 05/12/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The HIV test is FREAKY. In my state they will not give you the results over the phone. You have to go into a little room at the health center and a lady comes in with a clipboard. She sits down and reads your results. You sit there sweating bullets and praying that you aren't going to die.

"Your HIV test came back negative."

Phew!


Edited by RandalFlagg (05/12/06 08:20 PM)


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: got tested today... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5622700 - 05/12/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

meh, even if I have I wouldn't be the slightest bit bothered by it.

I just want to know, one way or the other. And be able to tell people, 'yes I do', or 'no, I don't', and be able to be completely honest about it.


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5622827 - 05/12/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
meh, even if I have I wouldn't be the slightest bit bothered by it. 

I just want to know, one way or the other.  And be able to tell people, 'yes I do', or 'no, I don't', and be able to be completely honest about it.




riiight...

Boy: I dont have a condom... Lets just not use it, youre on the pill right?

Girl: Yea I am. Well, your clean right?

Boy: Uhm, ofcoarse :shiftyeyes:


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: got tested today... [Re: eligal]
    #5622854 - 05/12/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

yeah, Ima shrink the test results down and get em laminated.  put that shit in my wallet. 

makes for a helluva pickup line :lol:

seriously though, people love to spread rumors behind my back.  this test is a way of disproving them.

besides, its not like you can't get laid if you have STDs.  they have dating networks specifically for the HIV positive.  And you know those girls are sluts!


Edited by DoctorJ (05/12/06 09:07 PM)


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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623051 - 05/12/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
yeah, Ima shrink the test results down and get em laminated.  put that shit in my wallet. 

makes for a helluva pickup line :lol:






haha! dude, that reminded me of yesterday evening in my psychology class (sexual introduction) we had a guest speaker. this guy who used to be a male pornstar, :tongue: every two months they gotta get tested and then keep the results with them in their wallet where ever they go... :grin:


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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5623055 - 05/12/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
besides, its not like you can't get laid if you have STDs.  they have dating networks specifically for the HIV positive.  And you know those girls are sluts!




:lol:


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InvisibleEasy_Cheese
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Re: got tested today... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5624635 - 05/13/06 01:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

An easy way of being tested for most things is to go to the red cross and donate blood.If your blood fails the screening for any reason..HIV,HepC,anything they have to notify you immediatly by law.Thats how i found out i had hep c,the red cross told me.


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5624687 - 05/13/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

oh yeah, BTW, if I find out I have a disease, I'm going to track down the person who gave it to me, and sick some hard pipe-hittin niggas on they ass. With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.


Also, does anyone know if you can sue someone for giving you a disease? I have this female friend who got herpes from this major league asshole, and personally, I would looooove to take him to the cleaners. Nothing would be funnier to me than seeing that guy working at burger king for the rest of his life, because right now he is loaded and doesn't give a fuck about the consequences of his own actions.


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InvisibleEasy_Cheese
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5624716 - 05/13/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If its an std and you got it from sex,theres no one to blame but yourself for not wearing a condom.Is the person an assholefor nottelling you..absolutly but thats what condoms are for and it was your choice not to use one.


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Re: got tested today... [Re: Easy_Cheese]
    #5624782 - 05/13/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I ALWAYS use a condom.  Except once, when this chick literally whipped my shit out and jumped on it without my permission.  Of course, I put a stop to that real quick, but I know damn well it only takes a moment of contact. 

Also, I don't use dental damns when going down on chicks because thats just pointless, IMO.  I may have gotten a little menstrual fluid in my mouth on one occasion. 

but thats pretty much the extent of my risky behavior.  Oh yeah, and I don't do condoms with blowjobs.  Again, fucking pointless. 

I haven't had very many sexual partners, so I really don't think I deserve an STD.  But, as you pointed out in your other thread, sometimes people who don't deserve it get it anyway.  Which sucks, IMO. 

my heart goes out to you :heart:


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InvisibleEasy_Cheese
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5624815 - 05/13/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

thanks and bottom line is your right nobody "deserves" any disease of any kind.Lets hope your test is negative as im sure it will be.


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Re: got tested today... [Re: Easy_Cheese]
    #5624972 - 05/13/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ive been tested for everything recently, fuckin scared me to death.

One day i was sat around thinking, and it crossed my mind that i might have something. Then i thought back through all the girls i had been with and before i knew it i was convinced i had HIV.

Just the fact that i had thought about it meant straight away that i had to go and get tested.

I was nervous about it, the nurse helped alot though saying that out of everything you can catch, HIV is one of the most unlikely.

I was so convinced, but in the end the results came back and everything was ok.

Good luck man, im sure you'll be ok. The odds are on your side :smile:


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Re: got tested today... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5627307 - 05/14/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
The HIV test is FREAKY. In my state they will not give you the results over the phone. You have to go into a little room at the health center and a lady comes in with a clipboard. She sits down and reads your results. You sit there sweating bullets and praying that you aren't going to die.

"Your HIV test came back negative."

Phew!




Do you not see the reasoning behind this? People who get results over the phone probably freak out I imagine. At least in person they can give you some kind of counseling or something like that.

"Hello, number 484564, you are positive! Have a nice day!" Click.

I think it's a good idea actually, but they need to tell you ahead of time obviously that you have to get your results in person.


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5632733 - 05/15/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

YAY!

I'm negative!

Now to celebrate with a coke and hooker party!


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OfflineDoctorJ
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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5632740 - 05/15/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

everyone who's been going around saying I have aids now owes me $1000 a piece for slander

If you don't have $1000, I will also accept human fingers.

gonna make a necklace.


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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5632831 - 05/15/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Fuckin iii !

Nice one mate, feels good i know !

Good to hear your not dying :smile:

Celebrations for you tonight  :wink: :thumbup:


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Re: got tested today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5632887 - 05/15/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:

Oh yeah, and I don't do condoms with blowjobs. 


:evil: :evil:


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