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SouthPArk
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Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test?
#5608399 - 05/09/06 11:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Here's the Scoop!
I smoked about 5 grams from april 1st to April 11th and Havnt touched it since. Now On May 23rd I have a medical(BloodTest/PissTest) for a pre employment for a good company in which I REALLY WANNA WORK THERE!!!
Now Since then IVe tired to Drink Alot of water and excercise as much as possible but im not a big sweater.... takes me quite a bit to sweat.....but anywayz... so Since then IVe been Drinking alot of GreenTea and working out about an hour each day....now im pretty well fit and have fast metabolism and im around 6 ft/160 lbs...
Now I just ordered my own HomeTestKit to check mymself before the test but just wondering if theirz anything else I can do to help my chances of passing..
Should I start to drink alot of Cranberry juice????.....the one thing im gonna try and do b4 hand is on a certain day im gonna drink like a gallon of water and totally dilute my system out while taKing some b12 vitamins to color and a few days b4 hand i'll be taking creatine for gravity purposes....then im gonna take a home test and see whats up.... then the next day im gonna test just straight up a 3rd sample from the day to see where im at..
it's gonna be around 42 days since the last time i smoked for when testwill be taken so i think im ok but im just wondering if theirz anything else I can do to help my chances of passing...
Thnx for your Help Guyz!!! 
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5608421 - 05/09/06 11:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: barfightlard]
#5608444 - 05/09/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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As bellylard said, don't go by what I say, but I smoked about that amount(~.5g/day) for a few months and tested clean in 2 weeks. I drank a big pitcher of watered down ice tea each day for 3 days before, then some more the morning of and took a b complex to color it, while at the same time eating a lot of fatty foods and sitting on my ass to make sure I didn't burn and thc-metabolite-containing fat.
The part about the eating fatty foods and being lazy for a few days was my own idea. I do not know if it really had any impact on the test result, so be skeptical about its effectiveness.
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SouthPArk
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: barfightlard]
#5608470 - 05/09/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive read Erowid up and down but im just really sketchy about the whole thing...
Now For the next 2 weeks im gonna workout like a madman and drink at least 3 gallons of water a day....also worst comez to worst If i fail all 4 home test kits then Im gonna go with the condom taped to me nutz because from what ive read....only people who are on probation are watched to be pissed...so if all else failz then i'll go bug my neighbor for his tinkle....
Now thats a Last resort because even though it's prolly a joke to get away with... too many variables to go through..... do they patt me down... will it be the right temp.....am I 100% sure my neighboy is clean....just too many things to consider so I wanna be clean for me!
So here's what i know 2 do!
-EXCERSISE ALOT -DRINK ALOT OF WATER/GreenTea/Cranberry Juice -A Few days before hand do a Dilution Test with B12 Complex and a creatine cycle a few days before that//... then in the morning of my home test i'll drink like a gallon and piss 4 or 5 timez while takn b12...then with the added creatine I shold be able to fool the test... then the next day im gonna try and go normal..and see what happenz..
anybody have any suggestions or anything ive misseD?
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: some1whoisntme]
#5608481 - 05/09/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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some1whoisntme said: As bellylard said, don't go by what I say, but I smoked about that amount(~.5g/day) for a few months and tested clean in 2 weeks. I drank a big pitcher of watered down ice tea each day for 3 days before, then some more the morning of and took a b complex to color it, while at the same time eating a lot of fatty foods and sitting on my ass to make sure I didn't burn and thc-metabolite-containing fat.
The part about the eating fatty foods and being lazy for a few days was my own idea. I do not know if it really had any impact on the test result, so be skeptical about its effectiveness.
I was under the impression Fatty Foodz are not what I want... the THC get's stored in your fatty cells so wouldnt it just add to the problem?
I dunno but the main thing you wanna do is metablize your fatty cells and burn them! BURN THEM!!!!!
thnx for the input so far.... your giving me hope!
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5608533 - 05/09/06 12:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just guessing if you haven't smoked and you're adding fat to your diet a day or two before the test might help your body keep from breaking down any THC containing fat.
If you workout stop a day or two prior to testing.
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: Cowgold]
#5608557 - 05/09/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cowgold said: Just guessing if you haven't smoked and you're adding fat to your diet a day or two before the test might help your body keep from breaking down any THC containing fat.
If you workout stop a day or two prior to testing.
Yeah, that was the idea behind my method. If the THC metabolites are locked up in your fat they aren't in your blood stream, but if you're not burning that fat it'll stay there. Then you just have to clean your blood stream, which is the goal of drinking a LOT of fluids to dilute your blood. I honestly have no idea if this has any scientific basis, but I passed my test with it!
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Re: Do You think I'll Pass my Drug Test? [Re: SouthPArk]
#5608595 - 05/09/06 12:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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well for me....im on a strict diet and Fatty foodz are not what i want... plus ive also learned to hate them... so eating alot of fatty foodz isnt a option..... now the bloodtest will be a peice of cake but the damn urine test is whats gonna suck...
Which is better.... GreenTea or Cranberry juice?
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