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OfflineDoctorJ
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so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today...
    #5605593 - 05/08/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I saw some lady wearing a cross, so I layed a little bill hicks on her:

"You think when Jesus comes back he's gonna want to see a fuckin cross, man? OUCH!"

so then these morons who owned the place told me to leave and never come back.

Man, I bet Jesus could go into that place and have coffee every day for a year and they wouldn't even recognize him. What a bunch of morons.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605600 - 05/08/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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DoctorJ said:
Man, I bet Jesus could go into that place and have coffee every day for a year and they wouldn't even recognize him.



Considering that no depictions of him existed during his lifetime, I'm fairly certain the same could be said of most people.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Silversoul]
    #5605608 - 05/08/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

thats why you look beneath the surface


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605610 - 05/08/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i think that was very un-cool what you did. Who cares how someone chooses to worship what ever god they like. Was she hurting anyone? was she trying to impose her believes on you? Was she saying how in order to worship the Christain god, you must have a cross?

As i see it, you walked up to a stranger who happened to have a cross, and then gave her shit. For that, i think you are an asshole, and i too would of kicked you out of my store if i was the owner.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Silversoul]
    #5605612 - 05/08/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i saw jesus on mdma once
he looks nothing like the pictures


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: chaospilot]
    #5605620 - 05/08/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you're right. I should have kept my mouth shut and continue to let yet another one of Christ's backwards-ass followers do yet another thing to piss him off and make themselves unworthy of the label 'christian'.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: chaospilot]
    #5605627 - 05/08/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He didn't give her shit, he relayed a joke to her. Even Christians have a sense of humor and its not like he ripped on her beliefs, he just said a joke that actually rings true.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: chaospilot]
    #5605630 - 05/08/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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chaospilot said:
i think that was very un-cool what you did. Who cares how someone chooses to worship what ever god they like. Was she hurting anyone? was she trying to impose her believes on you? Was she saying how in order to worship the Christain god, you must have a cross?

As i see it, you walked up to a stranger who happened to have a cross, and then gave her shit. For that, i think you are an asshole, and i too would of kicked you out of my store if i was the owner.




Jesus forgives :pope:


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605638 - 05/08/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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DoctorJ said:
you're right. I should have kept my mouth shut and continue to let yet another one of Christ's backwards-ass followers do yet another thing to piss him off and make themselves unworthy of the label 'christian'.




you should of just respected her believes. Just because they arent the same as yours doesnt mean that you can disrespect her for it. How are you so sure that what you believe in is right?



Christains can have a since of humour, but i can see how if i was one, how that would of offended me.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Twister]
    #5605639 - 05/08/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If she's christian and wears a cross.........probably hasn't listened to Bill Hicks..... :smirk:


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: chaospilot]
    #5605649 - 05/08/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

excuse me for trying to enlighten someone, or making them see things another way. Truly, I have erred. From now on, I'll just keep my mouth shut and let the world slide further into oblivion, one soul at a time.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605651 - 05/08/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
you're right. I should have kept my mouth shut and continue to let yet another one of Christ's backwards-ass followers do yet another thing to piss him off and make themselves unworthy of the label 'christian'.





you shouldnt hate christians. theyre just blind followers, not much worse than the philosophy of tearing things down.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5605669 - 05/08/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

when did I say I hated christians?

stop putting words in my mouth and learn a little reading comprehension.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605678 - 05/08/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:heart: bill hicks  :crazy:

most people dont like when you quote him at them though, i have a friend that did the same thing at an abortion rally. the result was him being chased away by a mob of pro-lifers that all looked like this:  :mad2:

he's lucky that he wasnt burned at stake or stoned to death

if there is a lesson to be learned here, it's that you should only use the power of bill amongst those familiar, or at least wise enough to appreciate the fine taste in humor. it's especially bad when you mention it around the people he's specifically making fun of (cause those people are fucking crazy!).

with that said, i'll make my leave...may the bill be with you!


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605679 - 05/08/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
you're right. I should have kept my mouth shut and continue to let yet another one of Christ's backwards-ass followers do yet another thing to piss him off and make themselves unworthy of the label 'christian'.




man, you have serious issues...

If I were you I'd start looking on the inside instead of attacking that which is outside of you


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605682 - 05/08/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
excuse me for trying to enlighten someone, or making them see things another way. Truly, I have erred. From now on, I'll just keep my mouth shut and let the world slide further into oblivion, one soul at a time.





how were you trying to enlighten someone? You think by saying that she was going to say "OH gosh your right" and take off the cross?

The only way to get her to change her mind is to have a conversation with her, and she would have to have an open mind. She would have to be willing to change, and i doubt that she was willing at all.

I agree with you with your point about christains not knowing christ if he walked into the bar. And i agree with the other person (cant remeber name now) who said that christains are just blind sheep.

But i think the way you approached the woman, and insulted her, was very un-cool. You took her believes and slapped her in the face with them, how else did you expect her and everyone else to react?


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DontFearThePeepr]
    #5605683 - 05/08/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck that.  Say whatever you want, whenever you want, just be prepared for the consequences... :cool:


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605684 - 05/08/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
you're right. I should have kept my mouth shut and continue to let yet another one of Christ's backwards-ass followers do yet another thing to piss him off and make themselves unworthy of the label 'christian'.




I'd be willing to wager many people here view you as "Christ's backwards-ass follower". Think about it crazy man.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: TODAY]
    #5605704 - 05/08/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

dude, someone once wrote a book about how I was the antichrist.

its out of print now, thanks to some friends of mine.

the book was all wrong anyway. It became innaccurate after the 24th year.

thats what happens when you let someone read your palm.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5605706 - 05/08/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

DoctoJ, your a moron.

You just walked up to somebody and forced YOUR beliefs on them without even giving them a chance to tell you what their beliefs ARE. You just assumed that because she wears a cross that she is an ignorant religious fanatic. You judged a book by it's cover and openly displayed predjudice.

How do you justify this as an act of "Enlightenment"?


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: dr0mni]
    #5605715 - 05/08/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

explain to me how I forced anything on anyone. Is opening your mouth an initiation of force? Are you a fascist?


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5605716 - 05/08/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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McKennaDMT said:
Fuck that.  Say whatever you want, whenever you want, just be prepared for the consequences... :cool:




I 100% agree.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: MOTH]
    #5605717 - 05/08/06 04:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

no one would be bitching at me for telling this joke if they realized who the joke was REALLY on...


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605729 - 05/08/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Who was the joke really on?


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: Cherk]
    #5605733 - 05/08/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

him , cause gods gonna fuck him over


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605740 - 05/08/06 04:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

The entire Bill Hicks joke is pretty retarded to begin with. I love Bill Hicks, but that particular joke is retarded. The cross is symbolic of the resurrection, not the death. Without the resurrection, the death is arbitrary.

I happen to be a Christian, though I don't hold the historical portrayal of Jesus close to heart. I don't believe in a physical resurrection, and I don't see his death as a necessity since I don't believe in original sin.

Not all Christians hold the same views.


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: chaospilot]
    #5605745 - 05/08/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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chaospilot said:
i think that was very un-cool what you did. Who cares how someone chooses to worship what ever god they like. Was she hurting anyone? was she trying to impose her believes on you? Was she saying how in order to worship the Christain god, you must have a cross?

As i see it, you walked up to a stranger who happened to have a cross, and then gave her shit. For that, i think you are an asshole, and i too would of kicked you out of my store if i was the owner.




I think you should shut up.

Plenty of self-rightous fucks can go around and denounce other people's beliefs in public, and in many regions such an event occurs daily, and its doubtful they would be kicked out of a store, or a coffee-shop much less, for doing so...

I say good joke.

If a Christian woman, the 'proclaimative' type, preaching and shit, saw a young female in an outfit she considered too skimpy, she very well might remark on it, as often is done; in a far more derogatory and direct fashion than telling a joke...

Fly your -chaos- with your -pilot-ing elsewhere, nigga!


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Re: so I got kicked out of the coffee shop today... [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5605755 - 05/08/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
This thread has degenerated into a flamefest...


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