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Getting a new job
#5599109 - 05/06/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stopped working at the headshop like 3 weeks ago. Tonight I was watching the news and YMCA actually had a full 4-5 minuites pratically begging for life guards. It is going to be fun just sitting there stoned as hell, spining my wistle on a key ring around my fringer all day.
I even get to yell at little kids!!!!
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599119 - 05/06/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It will be awfully tragic if a child drowns under your watch while you sit there stoned.
Probably not the best idea to get high while other people's lives are in your hands.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599130 - 05/06/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not like I will sit there watching someone drown. When I'm high 95% capapble of doing anything when sober. Also the chances of someone actually drowning, even a child, with water only being 6 feet deep at most is really small.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599139 - 05/06/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know many children that are 6 feet tall.
I'm just saying, even that 5% difference between sobriety and being stoned is utterly irresponsible when you're being PAID to watch over people's children, and possibly have to make split second decisions that their lives could depend on. That's just my opinion 
I hope they drug test.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599143 - 05/06/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah i wouldnt trust ur stoned ass with my children swimming.. lol.. ive been at a call center for an insurance company for about a month.. love that shit
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599144 - 05/06/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hope they don't notice my wizinator ...
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599231 - 05/06/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stonerguy said: It's not like I will sit there watching someone drown. When I'm high 95% capapble of doing anything when sober.
So, only 5% of the children will drown. That's a pretty decent success rate.
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nah.. 5 people drowning for every 100 in the wave pool.. not bad at all.. so probably about.. what 50 kids per day?
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Banez]
#5599243 - 05/06/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: nah.. 5 people drowning for every 100 in the wave pool.. not bad at all.. so probably about.. what 50 kids per day?
Probably. That figure is so statistically insignificant that it warrants no serious consideration.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599323 - 05/06/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stonerguy said: I even get to yell at little kids!!!!
Bwahahahaha, seen like this it looks like the best job in the world.
But when it comes to saving people from drowning, that's another story
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599333 - 05/06/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good luck on getting the new job bro.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: dr_gonz]
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dr_gonz said: just tell the parents you let their children drown because you were getting stoned.... they'll understand.
Exactly...they'll understand. I wouldn't make that big of a deal out of it.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: dr_gonz]
#5599402 - 05/06/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This whole prospective new job scenario would make an absolutely hilarious anti-drug commercial by the way.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599430 - 05/06/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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smoking pot does not make you lazy, it makes you more relaxed, I used to smoke weed all the time, it never effected my job and I was grocery store cashier back in 2000, i got fired there because i had to much of an attidtude problem with dealing with costomers. The sad thing is I was one of the best cashiers there, my tills were always accurate.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said: si got fired there because i had to much of an attidtude problem with dealing with costomers. The sad thing is I was one of the best cashiers there, my tills were always accurate.
...and your attitude was always terrible. Why would they even think of letting you go?
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599460 - 05/06/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: smoking pot does not make you lazy, it makes you more relaxed, I used to smoke weed all the time, it never effected my job and I was grocery store cashier back in 2000,
Let's see....
Life Guard...
Grocery Store Cashier...

I don't even think it's fair to make a comparison between the 2.
As a grocery store cashier, you handle money.
If you fuck up, someone loses cash, you get fired. Whatever.
If you fuck up as a LIFE GUARD, someone could die. Then you face charges. Then you wind up in jail. Big difference, IMO.
You don't need to be alert, clear headed, and on top of shit as a cashier. You just said yourself it makes you more relaxed. Personally, if my child was swimming in a pool, I wouldn't want the life guard to be "relaxed". I'd rather them be aware of what is going on at all times, and on the egde of their seat, watching my child.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599466 - 05/06/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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true I see your point..yes being a lifeguard high on weed would be a bad thing, I dont believe in using anything at work at all, even if I could. I drink coffee and energy drinks only at work now. Paty time is after work.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599467 - 05/06/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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To tell you the truth I'd never trust any lifeguard (whether stone-cold sober or high) to watch my daughter, that's my job. 
edit: I do see your point, not trying to argue that, just tossing that out there.
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Excuse me?
Edited by skunk78395 (05/07/06 12:28 AM)
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599480 - 05/06/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: Party time is after work.
Exactly my point.
And Mattz, I hear what you're saying.
I work full time as a nanny watching a 4 month old girl. I could never, ever, live with myself if I got fucked up at work and something happened to her, or I didn't do my job as well as I should because I was on drugs. That's why I don't get high at work. Some things are just more important that getting wasted
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599482 - 05/06/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: ...so BTW you are not on my list of friends on myspace anyway, please.
Wow.
Just wow.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599483 - 05/06/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's awesome and highly respectable of you. Also I agree with your last comment 100%. 
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said: so BTW you are not on my list of friends on myspace anyway, please. Get a clue, I never liked you much anyway, besides you are not a friend, you are someone who posts on here that responded to me, usually in a negative way.
Oh for God's sake...I was just joking. Lighten up.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599487 - 05/06/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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not really, I dont know anything about him..except his posts, I know he knows a lot about me.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599489 - 05/06/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Randal's a great guy. Seriously, one of the best people I've met on here.
He's on MY myspace friends list!
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599497 - 05/06/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man...I'm so misunderstood. Nobody understands my edgy and "in your face" humor. Maybe I should get my own HBO comedy special or something...then I would be accepted.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599501 - 05/06/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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humm.. it amazing no one wants to talk to me on there. but I dont trust that site over this one, myspace has all kinds of spyware, adware..etc.. humm, I dont like to talk to anyone there too much either.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599510 - 05/06/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: humm.. it amazing no one wants to talk to me on there.
Don't feel bad. I usually only get messages from weird older chicks who have several kids.
I like you skunk. You are goofy and endearing.
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You're not on his list of myspace friends, so back off.
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Hanky said: You're not on his list of myspace friends
Please don't remind me. It's too painful.
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dude I was just joking too, it was not really you, it was some of that other forums, that loved to lynch me. I just got sick of it. speaking of chicks with 3 kids, dont go to matchdoctor.com either...the bitch I was talking to had 3 kids and was 30, and 3 boys 9,10,11 and she was busted for something to do with drugs, she didnt want to mention what it was and then stopped writing.
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RandalFlagg said:
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Hanky said: You're not on his list of myspace friends
Please don't remind me. It's too painful.
..oh all I see is a **you are ignoring this user** so no big deal. I dont give a fuck time for a smoke.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599543 - 05/07/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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keep going skunk, I'm having a great time cut-n-pasting your quotes over in OTD.
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Hanky said: keep going skunk, I'm having a great time cut-n-pasting your quotes over in OTD.

Hanky, you keep up those shenanigans and I'll never add you to my myspace friends list
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599556 - 05/07/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont care what hanky does, in the other forum, I dont go there.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
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You should make an exception for this thread, it's pretty funny!
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
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I don't have a myspace page or any friends there, thankfully.
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Hanky said: I don't have a myspace page or any friends there, thankfully.
Then you shall never experience the devestation of being REMOVED from someone's friends list.
Oh the horror.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599564 - 05/07/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Skunk was lying! He didn't delete me off of his friend's list.
I guess in the end I was just too damn likable for him to really click on the delete button.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599570 - 05/07/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: in the other forum, I dont go there.
Do you hate OTD so much that you won't even call it by its real name?
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skunk78395 said: in the other forum, I dont go there.
Do you hate OTD so much that you won't even call it by its real name?
All I could think of when I read that post of his was the movie the village, where they refer to the monsters as "Those we do not speak of".
One of the worst movies ever, btw.
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oh sorry I meant my top 8 list.
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Skunk turns up in OTD once a week to tell us how he wont post there.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
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Liz said: Then you shall never experience the devestation of being REMOVED from someone's friends list.
Oh the horror.
When I see that my friends number has gone down I'm like, "Who the fuck deleted me!". I then scour my friend's list trying to notice who has disappeared. Some chick just deleted me because I didn't want anything to do with her and her 2 kids.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
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Liz said: All I could think of when I read that post of his was the movie the village, where they refer to the monsters as "Those we do not speak of".
One of the worst movies ever, btw.
Oh man, did that movie suck. I will apply one of my favorite sayings to that movie: It sucks so hard that it could suck a bowling ball through an onion sack.
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Hanky_discontinued said: Skunk turns up in OTD once a week to tell us how he wont post there.
Maybe so, but so does that guy Teragon in the Pub. Works both ways..
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If I was drowning and spent an extra 5 seconds underwater because the lifeguard was stoned, but he still rescued me and saved my life then got me stoned to help me cope with it I probably wouldn't mind all that much.
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