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Stonerguy
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Getting a new job
#5599109 - 05/06/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stopped working at the headshop like 3 weeks ago. Tonight I was watching the news and YMCA actually had a full 4-5 minuites pratically begging for life guards. It is going to be fun just sitting there stoned as hell, spining my wistle on a key ring around my fringer all day.
I even get to yell at little kids!!!!
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599119 - 05/06/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It will be awfully tragic if a child drowns under your watch while you sit there stoned.
Probably not the best idea to get high while other people's lives are in your hands.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599130 - 05/06/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not like I will sit there watching someone drown. When I'm high 95% capapble of doing anything when sober. Also the chances of someone actually drowning, even a child, with water only being 6 feet deep at most is really small.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599139 - 05/06/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know many children that are 6 feet tall.
I'm just saying, even that 5% difference between sobriety and being stoned is utterly irresponsible when you're being PAID to watch over people's children, and possibly have to make split second decisions that their lives could depend on. That's just my opinion 
I hope they drug test.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599143 - 05/06/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah i wouldnt trust ur stoned ass with my children swimming.. lol.. ive been at a call center for an insurance company for about a month.. love that shit
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599144 - 05/06/06 10:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hope they don't notice my wizinator ...
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599231 - 05/06/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stonerguy said: It's not like I will sit there watching someone drown. When I'm high 95% capapble of doing anything when sober.
So, only 5% of the children will drown. That's a pretty decent success rate.
Edited by RandalFlagg (05/06/06 10:30 PM)
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Banez
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nah.. 5 people drowning for every 100 in the wave pool.. not bad at all.. so probably about.. what 50 kids per day?
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Banez]
#5599243 - 05/06/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said: nah.. 5 people drowning for every 100 in the wave pool.. not bad at all.. so probably about.. what 50 kids per day?
Probably. That figure is so statistically insignificant that it warrants no serious consideration.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599323 - 05/06/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stonerguy said: I even get to yell at little kids!!!!
Bwahahahaha, seen like this it looks like the best job in the world.
But when it comes to saving people from drowning, that's another story
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Stonerguy]
#5599333 - 05/06/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good luck on getting the new job bro.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: dr_gonz]
#5599396 - 05/06/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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dr_gonz said: just tell the parents you let their children drown because you were getting stoned.... they'll understand.
Exactly...they'll understand. I wouldn't make that big of a deal out of it.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: dr_gonz]
#5599402 - 05/06/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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This whole prospective new job scenario would make an absolutely hilarious anti-drug commercial by the way.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599430 - 05/06/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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smoking pot does not make you lazy, it makes you more relaxed, I used to smoke weed all the time, it never effected my job and I was grocery store cashier back in 2000, i got fired there because i had to much of an attidtude problem with dealing with costomers. The sad thing is I was one of the best cashiers there, my tills were always accurate.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599448 - 05/06/06 11:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: si got fired there because i had to much of an attidtude problem with dealing with costomers. The sad thing is I was one of the best cashiers there, my tills were always accurate.
...and your attitude was always terrible. Why would they even think of letting you go?
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Skunk420]
#5599460 - 05/06/06 11:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: smoking pot does not make you lazy, it makes you more relaxed, I used to smoke weed all the time, it never effected my job and I was grocery store cashier back in 2000,
Let's see....
Life Guard...
Grocery Store Cashier...

I don't even think it's fair to make a comparison between the 2.
As a grocery store cashier, you handle money.
If you fuck up, someone loses cash, you get fired. Whatever.
If you fuck up as a LIFE GUARD, someone could die. Then you face charges. Then you wind up in jail. Big difference, IMO.
You don't need to be alert, clear headed, and on top of shit as a cashier. You just said yourself it makes you more relaxed. Personally, if my child was swimming in a pool, I wouldn't want the life guard to be "relaxed". I'd rather them be aware of what is going on at all times, and on the egde of their seat, watching my child.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599466 - 05/06/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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true I see your point..yes being a lifeguard high on weed would be a bad thing, I dont believe in using anything at work at all, even if I could. I drink coffee and energy drinks only at work now. Paty time is after work.
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Re: Getting a new job [Re: Liz]
#5599467 - 05/06/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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To tell you the truth I'd never trust any lifeguard (whether stone-cold sober or high) to watch my daughter, that's my job. 
edit: I do see your point, not trying to argue that, just tossing that out there.
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Edited by mattzdope (05/06/06 11:39 PM)
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Excuse me?
Edited by skunk78395 (05/07/06 12:28 AM)
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