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AboveTheInfluence
#5597729 - 05/06/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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All their brilliantly dramatized commercials have persuaded me to visit their website, seeking help!
Came across some absolutely groundbreaking discoveries, such as, quoted:
"some weed is laced with acid, PCP, or even includes chemicals like formaldehyde"
That said, I was wondering where I could score some of this wonder-weed laced with LSD?
It would be great to smoke some acid, mmmmm...
It only seems logical people would dip buds in LSD, considering the ubiquitous nature of LSD these days.
I have just now discovered more startling information, hallucinogenic drugs can directly cause death!!!!!!!
Quoted:
"Using hallucinogens increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This rapid increase can lead to heart and lung failure, possibly causing coma or even death."
What's funny about their "facts" page on hallucinogens is that by calling them 'hallucinogens' and addressing them as a category, they don't have to seperate drugs like LSD from PCP so they can say 'hallucinogens' cause this (X adverse reaction), and people will consider drugs like LSD/Psilocybin to be extremely dangerous. They'll think the effects of PCP are what could happen on tryptamines/mescaline, etc... brilliant maneuver.
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MarijunaIsGood4U
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Herbus]
#5597737 - 05/06/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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it would ruin your throat... i think
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I love how all thier polls and everything are designed with nothing pro-drug at all, every answer is a drug negative answer
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Herbus
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Just found another site detailing how to deal with somebody having a bad trip:
"Q. How can I help someone through a bad trip? A. Don't try to handle this situation on your own--call 911 and a trusted adult immediately. While waiting, address the person by name, remind them who and where they are, talk to them calmly, make sure they're safe, and don't leave them alone."
No friend of mine would do such a thing to me...
If he/she did, I'd haffa kill 'em in my LSD-induced uncontrollable rage!!!
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5597748 - 05/06/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wish they would give a phone number where they could be reached, I feel like giving these guys some truth.
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Hehe
Smoke acid
That does sound pretty stupid
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In my science building there's a sign on a door that says "No Smoking Acid"
I guess there's sulphuric acid or something in there and they mean "No Smoking: Acid," but you can't smoke in that building anyway, so whatever...
Anyway, that shit cracks me up.
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5597784 - 05/06/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sadly, they are not a despository for information.
Their processes are limited to spewing forth bullshit and therefor have no use for your "information!"
Best we can do, boys, is have fun telling the drunken teenagers that everything they "know" about LSD is distorted, and proceed to using esoteric (to this age group) scientific jargon coupled with a semi/fully lengthy explanation of neurochemical processes until one feels he has effectively demonstrated that the LSD he is currently on has not dampened his ability to outsmart a drunk.
You haffa get real scientific, "No silly fool, there's no frying in addition to the LSD molecules binding at selective 5HT receptor sites and consequent uptake into the serotogenic synapse." - "Furthermore, no experiments of empirical nature have demonstrated any material damage to the central nervous system, nor has any severe neurological--in the sense of physically damaged neurons-- damage in direct correlation to use of LSD been proven."
And if they're little fucks...
"Hey, you stupid fuck, Alexander Shulgin is over 70 years old, has taken over 4,000 proclaimed psychedelic trips and still has the mental aptitude to synthesize compounds you could never hope to pronounce. Surely this indicates some 'brain-frying,' eh? That dude shits more brain cells than are collectively present in this entire room, with all these damned people."
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Herbus]
#5597788 - 05/06/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I smoked some LSD the other day and got m4xx fuxX0r3d!!!!11
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Silversoul]
#5597803 - 05/06/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Heat destroys LSD compounds. Smoking it is surely not the optimal choice for ingestion.
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im curious how many kids actually go to their website? its one thing to watch thier commercials but they probably get more stoners checking out there website for a good laugh every once in awhile.
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Quote:
AlteredAgain said: Heat destroys LSD compounds. Smoking it is surely not the optimal choice for ingestion.
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Silversoul]
#5597832 - 05/06/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol its retarded those kids in their commercials look all concerned with their image and are slaves to their EGO's
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Herbus]
#5597954 - 05/06/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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let's turn this thread into an "abovethe" photoshopping contest
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Asante]
#5598051 - 05/06/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The worst thing about this ad campaign is that educators who are honestly concerned about teen use of drugs that actually are dangerous lose all their credibility.
Mostly, they just flat-out lie. And when they're not lying they're claiming causation where all they have is a correlation. This really upsets me, because they're encouraging children to think non-critically and not being able to think critically is very sad and dangerous.
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That's a very good point. There are some good reasons for not taking drugs, and some practises that will greatly increase the enjoyment and safety of taking drugs, and children miss out on them entirely because educaters are terrified of being seen to promote drug use.
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: guri]
#5598111 - 05/06/06 04:16 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
guri said: im curious how many kids actually go to their website? its one thing to watch thier commercials but they probably get more stoners checking out there website for a good laugh every once in awhile.
haha, i just got this image of some kid trippin on his pc and stumblin across that websight and gettins pissed paranoid
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: OJK]
#5598112 - 05/06/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Herbus]
#5598121 - 05/06/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Herbus said: I have just now discovered more startling information, hallucinogenic drugs can directly cause death!!!!!!!
Quoted:
"Using hallucinogens increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This rapid increase can lead to heart and lung failure, possibly causing coma or even death."
That is actually not a false statement. That is how Jimi Hendrix died, a large dose of LSD agitated a heart condition which led to his death.
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Re: AboveTheInfluence [Re: Konnrade]
#5598235 - 05/06/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said:
Quote:
Herbus said: I have just now discovered more startling information, hallucinogenic drugs can directly cause death!!!!!!!
Quoted:
"Using hallucinogens increases your heart rate and blood pressure. This rapid increase can lead to heart and lung failure, possibly causing coma or even death."
That is actually not a false statement. That is how Jimi Hendrix died, a large dose of LSD agitated a heart condition which led to his death.
Wrong. He died from booze and sleeping pills.
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