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Jalruza
Boot Lover


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Redstorm]
#5604798 - 05/08/06 12:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Redstorm said: The is one of the greatest threads ever.
Dude, ask questions, if you want.
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Ohh alright dude I must have my facts mixed up. She looks anorexic (along with certifiably insane) that's for sure.
I really thought it was a clip from some zombie movie.
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Jalruza
Boot Lover


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: TYL3R]
#5604848 - 05/08/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bob the Silent said: I think this should be stickied.
I agree.
Also, Robot, do me a favour will you mate, clean up the first 5 pages, delete all posts with references to rascals.
Ohh and maybe ban tm from this post while you at it
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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theuser
DON'T LOOK

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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5604858 - 05/08/06 12:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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OneMoreRobot3021


Registered: 06/06/03
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Loc: the sky
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5604865 - 05/08/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ewok said:
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Bob the Silent said: I think this should be stickied.
I agree.
Also, Robot, do me a favour will you mate, clean up the first 5 pages, delete all posts with references to rascals.
Ohh and maybe ban tm from this post while you at it
What do I look like, a janitor?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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Ewok said:
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Bob the Silent said: I think this should be stickied.
I agree.
Also, Robot, do me a favour will you mate, clean up the first 5 pages, delete all posts with references to rascals.
Ohh and maybe ban tm from this post while you at it
What do I look like, a janitor?
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Jalruza
Boot Lover


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Well i cant do it can i matie?
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Rono
DSYSB since '01


Registered: 01/25/01
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5604879 - 05/08/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The "rascals" are the best part of the story.
Nothing screams authenticity like a group hell bent on world domination called the 'rascals'...
-------------------- "Life has never been weird enough for my liking"
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5604889 - 05/08/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ewok said:
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mattzdope said: Yeah he's not doing a great job with this at all. It's a very sloppy plot line with a lot of holes.
I edited first 5 posts once agaim, bring me a hole if you can find and i will tell you whats it about.
Why have they not killed you or your girl yet? They obviously want you both dead... They have found and beat you both numerous times. Why did they let you go?
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Birds_Can_Swim
Fish Can Fly

Registered: 03/29/06
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Rono]
#5604890 - 05/08/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Frankenstein controls
Gangster world police
Nigger town...this honestly sounds like a Pynchon plot
-------------------- There is no valid reason why you should be reading this
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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I say somebody should lock this piece of gold up before he can delete the posts.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Jalruza
Boot Lover


Registered: 10/09/04
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Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
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mattzdope, read my posts again, in THE LENNONS when they got me in the suburbs they left themselves, but they promised to come back
Last week, when my GF got kidnaped, neighbors alerted police, otherwise they could have goten her who knows.
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theuser
DON'T LOOK

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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5604945 - 05/08/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I thought she got married...
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Posts: 42,409
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5605010 - 05/08/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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They would have killed you and your girlfriend on both occasions. If a sophisticated network wants you dead you will be dead. Unless of course you were strapped and ready for their shooters when they came. They wouldn't just throw you a beating and say "I'll BE BACK" terminator style. You need to tighten that up and explain how you got away, how she got away, etc..
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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DoctorJ


Registered: 06/30/03
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5605071 - 05/08/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't worry, ewok!
there's been a price on my head since the day I was born
I'm not too worried about it 
if your killers come for you, remember to thank them before they send you home!
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Springs
Mine(d)


Registered: 05/08/04
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: DoctorJ]
#5605233 - 05/08/06 02:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok heres a question, what can we do to help? Are you afraid of something?
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LuNaTiX
Quarterback



Registered: 07/28/03
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5605770 - 05/08/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what kind of energy are you talking about? can you give us more details about the technology you are talking about?
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Kerbouchard
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Registered: 03/18/06
Posts: 9,823
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: LuNaTiX]
#5605791 - 05/08/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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The energy of technology to steal souls, to turn a barren place into a paradise filled with gold. The technology to turn darkness into light, and solve the problems of mankind overnight. The rascals are a real gang. I've seen the rascals around my town, last time I saw them, I pulled a ninja move on their ass, kicking grass back into my stash. Rascals are real. Real fucking lame. Rascals are a REAL MENACE. If you don't know how this story ends, just wake up tomorrow and find out
-------------------- "War Doesn't Decide Who's Right... It Decides Who's Left."
Edited by flowie (05/08/06 05:20 PM)
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eligal
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Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
#5605965 - 05/08/06 06:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ewok, do you really think you can escape us.
we know where you are. we know where your girl is. you belong to us. we dont feel the need to rush things. so dont worry, you will see us eventually.
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Jfisher
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: eligal]
#5606012 - 05/08/06 06:10 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey eligal, way to blow our cover. As for you ewok, you heard the man. All your base are belong to us, and there's nothing you can do about it. We're not killing you yet because there are worse things than death... far worse. Your girlfriend has only begun to experience the pain. Send us your documents on free energy, or we WILL beat her unmercifully with rubber chickens until she tells us herself. And it won't end there. All of your loved ones are in danger. You can't hide. We're EVERYWHERE.
-------------------- Any information written above is purely fictional. Any images do not belong to the owner of this account.
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HeadTripVertigo
at least I'm housebroken



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mattzdope said:
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Ewok said:
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mattzdope said: Yeah he's not doing a great job with this at all. It's a very sloppy plot line with a lot of holes.
I edited first 5 posts once agaim, bring me a hole if you can find and i will tell you whats it about.
Why have they not killed you or your girl yet? They obviously want you both dead... They have found and beat you both numerous times. Why did they let you go?
They did kill his girl. However through their ability to obtain high tech and state of the art equipment and technology, the rascals reanimated her with robot parts, and of course, replaced her vagina with an upside down blender.
so ewok, you should totally find that girl and nail her. I bet she still wants it after 8 years.
-------------------- TACOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
Edited by HeadTripVertigo (05/08/06 08:01 PM)
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