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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5599235 - 05/06/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

drtyfrnk said:
Everyone, Speak up against the Scientologists and Watch out!

They are coming for you...





...And they are eating placentas.


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out *DELETED* [Re: kilroy]
    #5599316 - 05/06/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: DanJohnHarris]
    #5600217 - 05/07/06 05:54 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

There you go you bucnh of sadistic little twits, i couldnt sleep well last night kept thinking about that stupid little word, rascal, HOW THE FCUK was i supposed to know the meaning i looked it up in MS Word and sinonims came as rogue or some shit so i didnt think and used it all over so there you go

I edited all first 5 posts


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: kilroy]
    #5600238 - 05/07/06 06:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Kilroy, how my story changes? What where?
I didnt mean battle field as i just returned from the army, i mean my last year in general

HAwkey3 and others who doubt free energy and the money in can bring, read t links in the first post for crying out cornflakes

So far only Eris, Redstorm seemded helpful.

I changed few mistakes now, my english wasnt that good so you all thought it would be fun to fuck around with my post, to post few funny pics and quotes well ha ha, i am over fucking whelmed. Great responses so far.

Now can you start asking me rational questions, i know it all sounds wild, partly because of my wrieting style and english being second languge, partly because it is wild after all.

And stop telling me to take pills i am not just having a bored day and making this up. You have to start LISTEN, ASK, and read those two links in the first post.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5600249 - 05/07/06 06:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Shrooma, you from Australia?

"I bet you know how to make an engine that runs on water".
No i dont bother with water engines, we have bigger fish to fry.

No its not Tom Cruise.


From now on, no more wacky replies. Only proactive, respectful posts.
Play a little Q&A, ask questions.

Why don't i get some posts on what to do with phoney mobile phone number?

Also i am supposed to call me old class leader on Wednesday, she promised to come up with a few more phone numbers. Some old friends, i knew them pretty well so when i get on the phone with them it should get interesting.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5600346 - 05/07/06 08:19 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I thought he was joking until one of the rascals called my phone.


... Which one ???


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5600441 - 05/07/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I want to know more about WHY you have to find your girl?  You say you can't tell more, but I think it's quite necessary, considering the limb you are already supposedly going out on.  I'll continue listening, and possibly start believing, when you can explain this further.  Why does it mean victory?  Why does she not seem to want anything to do with you? 

If a woman truly loved me and we suddenly lost contact...I'm pretty sure she'd make an effort to find me(especially if I had money)  :grin:


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5601685 - 05/07/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Is the actor john travolta? Sam Jackson?

I want to know who the actor is. Where is GOMP when you need him?


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out *DELETED* [Re: Jalruza]
    #5602462 - 05/07/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: poke smot!]
    #5602497 - 05/07/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Refuse/Resist
Chaos A.D.

Chaos A.D.
Tanks On The Streets
Confronting Police
Bleeding The Plebs
Raging Crowd
Burning Cars
Bloodshed Starts
Who'll Be Alive?!

Chaos A.D.
Army In Siege
Total Alarm
I'm Sick Of This
Inside The State
War Is Created
No Man's Land
What Is This Shit?!

Refuse/resist
Refuse

Chaos A.D.
Disorder Unleashed
Starting To Burn
Starting To Lynch
Silence Means Death
Stand On Your Feet
Inner Fear
Your Worst Enemy

Refuse/resist


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5602561 - 05/07/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Quote:

ivi said:
You mean to say you didn't?




You must have missed his thread from yesterday. The answer to all of this is perfectly clear.

A: Gathering the courage to inquire as to the status of his childhood sweetheart after ignoring her for 8 years, he finds out that she has married.

B: He feels the usual extreme mental pain only women can provide. (Plus generous helpings of self-pity and remorse)

C: He snaps. Rather than admit to himself that he has lost her forever and because of his own fucking up not calling her for years, his mind invents an imaginary scenario where his sweetheart has been the victim of foul play. This, in his mind, makes her still his. That he has placed his frustrations into an imaginary well-organized, world-wide gang displays his sense that he is the innocent underdog and that he has been treated unfairly by life. It also allows him to continue the facade indefinitely, all the while proclaiming his inability to deal with such a well organized adversary.

It's basic mental illness well illustrated..

Everyone becomes a "rascal" especially those who he perceives to be happy and successful. The out of control nature of his illness escalates, and he begins to feel to be the main focus of a grand, world-wide conspiracy.

And all because he didn't call his girl. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you, call your women regularly lest they be turned to the darkside!






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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5603449 - 05/08/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Haha, i just spent the past hour reading this guy's ridiculous posts, and internally monologuing the entire story of gangs and worldwide conspiracys in Carl's voice, because of his avatar.. i havnt laughed so much in a while


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Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5603458 - 05/08/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

edit: oops, double post


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: poke smot!]
    #5604078 - 05/08/06 05:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I want to know more about WHY you have to find your girl?
You say you can't tell more, but I think it's quite necessary.

There are many reasons. Our meeting is TIMED with The Party of Freedom release of ENERY PLANS to humanity. It is so, i cant go revealing why its timed so because that would be revealing secrets whcih only party members know.
I also happen to love her.

"I'll continue listening, and possibly start believing, when you can explain this further."
Thanks

Why does it mean victory?
Our re union meens automatic victory, becuase plans get released.

Why does she not seem to want anything to do with you?
That is not truth, she does want me to come back. I got a message over a year ago she mentioned that, she wants me to come back to Siberia as soon as possible. I dont have contacts, this message was delivered by a party who wish to stay anonimous from me. I did get messages every now and then over the last 3 - 4 years on how she was doing, she got same info about my studies and other things. So we were staying in touch more or less but inderectly.




Quote:

poke smot! said:




Ewok, honestly you are putting up TMI on a topic that most people would like summed up in a breif...

Group of people got new technology
Development was scheduled.
Release of such thing is a very tricky business. That is why i put 2 links in my first post with a good example summed up in 2 pages.
Mission is ongoing, but encountered big trouble which i clearly outline in 5 main posts.

What are these pictures you are telling us about? If they are that great, you would have posted them by now.
What pictures? I said i was oging to post pictures of Number 1,3,4 and 6. I will post them soon.

And, they would have to be something notable...
Wait, you want prove of our... inventions?


"and perhaps even larger industries (oil?) would have enough power to suppress the threat upon it's great "empire".
Mr Wade clearly says so in 2 links i posted, his inventions have been suppressed well. The Party of Freedom has the power to release free energy. It was out of the question and the Big Boys knew it so they bargained instead for a share in it....




To sum up the other question posed, why its important for us to meet, i haven't explained it perfectly but try asking more questions and i will try to twist the rules a bit and speak about it from different view

Our meeting is The Party of Freedoms victory, that is why number 1 and 5 make great effort to keep contact information secret, even come up with phoney parents and other imposters.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Edited by Ewok (05/08/06 07:16 AM)


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5604138 - 05/08/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:
Our meeting is TIMED with The Party of Freedom release of ENERGY PLANS to humanity.




Then you should contact the PoF offices about the matter.


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5604158 - 05/08/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Ewok said:
THE BEGINNING

Brief summary of the past 12 months... i understand this is all sounds funny with all the BASTARDS coming on and off but trust me it aint, a lot of people got hurt and a lot more may get hurt so we better think as a team, understood?

Ok. Briefly, there is a gang out there, with members in various countries UK, USA and Russia, the gang is after me, my family and many other people. They have been trying to get to us for the past year and last week, my girlfriend was kidnapped with her parents and she got beaten. Her life was saved just by a miracle of intervention- neighbours heard what was happening in a flat and called the cops. So she got off with several bruises... but the gang are after them still and i dont know when the next hold up might take place, they might be planning something today for all i know. We have to do something here.

Some vital info... me and my girl havent seen each other for 8 years when i moved home to UK from Siberia in 1997. Last year i was at a hold up when UK members of the gang tried to turn me to their side and take something from me. I refused and have been on the run since. It happened in Newcastle UK in September, i left Newcastle last year in October and now in hiding in the South of the country with my parents and in some other rental properties and with few buddies here and there.

It has been 8 years and i lost contact with most people in Siberia but life turned me around last year and now i am trying to get in touch with as many friends back home as i can, and especially with my girfriend. I call everyone code names in the post below... (BASTARDS i will call them, you smart ass robot and others, i edited it)

It is absolutely vital and would mean a victory if i get a hold of my girlfriends phone number or address, then she can either come fly to UK or i can fly to Siberia. So far my efforts have been met with corruption of everyone i come across. The gang is very active, they try to turn people ... for instance random people who i knew back in Russia have now been TURNED, the gang desperately tries to avoid me from getting back with my girlfriend. So they come up with this buffet of lies they call it SHE MOVED TO MOSCOW.

Before i post more i would like to say a few words about last years when they tried to turn me. I happen to have something that they wanted, there is a lot of money involved in this, billions, even trillions of dollars. Yes, but the underworld is not sleeping........ i can tell you more, but first it would be good idea to read THIS persons website

http://www.ahealedplanet.net/conun.htm
http://www.ahealedplanet.net/skeptic.htm

Read both pages in full before you read any more to get an idea what we are talking about.

My case is much similar to that man.

Around this time last year there was a peaceful party of men and women joined together to bring something new and revolutionary to this world but information leaked and underworld got activly involved...

Free energy is the issue that was raised, certain possibilities were on the table, but greed of unimaginable scale intervened, they wanted it all for themselves and their cronies...

And so once again, this post is not about free energy, trillions of dollars worth of invention but rather about me and my girlfriend and peril we have found ourselves in. It's vital that i get a hold of her number or address, you will understand more as you read, if some thing is not clear, just ask because i am writing this of the top of my head, i literally brainstormed this idea yesterday - to write what happened on the net and ask for help just like that guy did.




you know, I swear I've seen this movie.


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5604175 - 05/08/06 07:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Ok this morning, right, i heard news that visitors have been observed coming in and out of my old parents house... they moved house and jobs about a year ago... im pretty sure these visitors belonge to Number 3. So they have reached the county, not too far from my town now.

During a week i am staying with a friend on his couch, with parents at the weekends. If Number 3 wants to find out my new parents address im sure he could do that if he really wanted...

Ok some more info about last year...

Around August last year, i had no idead that Number 3 and 4 teamed. They were working together yes, but number 3 pretended to be my bestest friend. Number 3 found out about The Party of Freedom by accident. He wasn't meant to but information leaked and he got activly involved. Number 3 teamed with many people, his friends, several celebrities, few politicians... lets call that group of people as THE LENNONS as in Sir John Lennon.

I had no idea THE LENNONS had anything to do with number 2 and 4.

So anyway, last summer, the Party of Freedom recieved an invitation by the lennons. They invited us to attend a simposium where a possible merging of two parties could occur. You see, what they did they promised us to hand over and make use of their resourses to aid the release of the ENERGY PLANS.

Simposium occured and a lot of debate went on. What happened, the lennons for one promised that party of freedom got right to flexibility and right to be based geographically anywhere we please. That was their initial promise before the simposium. However they no longer agreed to that when we were discussing the location and they demanded that the key scientists of the freedom party should be based

At their location only.
Work at their base.
Live at their base.
No subcontractors or other friends/parters, the lennons wanetd to be the only ones

But most importantly my party was pushing 51/49 type contract which THE LENNONS refused.

Heated debate went on for weeks, our freedom party had a lot of celebrity support, my celebrities were freidns with lennon celebrities... trali vali... we are all friends here thats what they all said... yeah yeah... few more weeks of debate, no result.

My intuition told me it is time to call off THE LENNONS. Something was amiss, they were pushing their agendas, misterious conditions which didn;t mean anything to us but evidently meant something important to the lennons. We decided that we are not going to do buziness with lennons after all. Who needed their resousres we had other ineterested parties, with sincere morals and intentions who wanted to meet with us.

THE LENNONS sounded all dissapointed at first but did not loose hope... they kept on buzzing around for days and days talking rubbish and saying were are "old friends" and better work together.

Number 3 was missing all meetings and i havent seen him for days. SOmething was stirring, his last appearance was threataning, agitated and pushing.

Thats when i had a call from number 3 to attend a small gathering of friends somewhere in suburbs, some address i never heard of... i decided to go... after all number 3 "was my best friend".

There i was met by number 3, number 4 and a fat masked big man... who hit me on the neck and i lost consiosness. When i came to, masked man was holding me from behind while number 4 kicked his way with punches in the face, whlie shouting remarks about size of my balls...

Its been nearly a year and my neck still hurts like shite from that punch by number 2. My chest hurst as well...

The rest read up back in "THE BRAWL".

From this passage, it appears that one of the key members of THE LENNONS was running buziness with number 4 behind my back. My intuition was right. Don’t trust the lennons, never did, never will.


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Time keeps ticking and running away
And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension
Too cool to mention well that's the intention
But some of us too dame blind to see
Jesus is the King Volume I
Jesus is the King Volume II
Shroomery MSN club
I'm talking to aliens!
Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras
Hilary Duff!!
:gethigh:


Edited by Ewok (05/08/06 11:49 AM)


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5604179 - 05/08/06 08:02 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Ewok said:HAwkey3 and others who doubt free energy and the money in can bring



Supposing "in" should be "it" or "the money it can bring in," well even supposing that, it's rather funny still. Free anything, by definiton, can not bring in any sort of profit...either monetarily or otherwise. It's not possible unless you take away the "free" part, in which case your entire story eats itself.


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5604204 - 05/08/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

This thread deserves a 415122425 lb WTF.


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Re: Come on Shroomery, help me out [Re: Jalruza]
    #5604227 - 05/08/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Please finish.

How'd teh secretive meeting go ?


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